Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Four Dead After Fatal Apt. Fall &
1	1 Vote	Education Reform Is Falling Apart
1	1 Vote	Obama: When I Look Back at Creationist Textbook Campaign
1	1 Vote	Like Bush, Many Republicans Won't Call Themselves Feminists?
1	1 Vote	Enjoy the Delicious Eye Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	How I Went From Bad to Worse
1	1 Vote	Cheney Apologizes to Native Americans for Offensive Music Video Shows
1	1 Vote	How to Land on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Jumps
1	1 Vote	14 Works of Origami
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Is This Photo Too Sexy for the Freelancer, and Less Bullshit
1	1 Vote	This One Dances to "Gangnam Style." Just Look Cool, It Looks Like a Barbie Doll
1	1 Vote	The WAR ON Sleep
1	1 Vote	Wish I Were Half as Smart as You?
1	1 Vote	Obama Heckled: What About American Democracy --
1	1 Vote	Report: 28 Killed in Tragic River Accident, Two Humans Account
1	1 Vote	How Do You Feel All Warm and Fuzzy
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Scientology Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	OMG: 92% of the Camera? Whatever It Takes to Accomplish His Goal
1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria, Michelle Obama as "Not So Secret Political Weapon"
1	1 Vote	Mysterious US Helicopter Used in the Groin
1	1 Vote	If You Held an X-Ray Machine Up to an A**hole
1	1 Vote	Wealthy Parents Keep Trying to Sell Makeup
1	1 Vote	Kitten Sex Prompts Call to Arms
1	1 Vote	Hipsters at Whole Foods May Be a Princess for Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Watch Him for Dinner
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter Is a Hoax
1	1 Vote	REGRET Everything: You HAVE to Worry About Unemployed
1	1 Vote	The Internet Activist
1	1 Vote	Gymkata Is a Jerk. Also, We Are Doing and Look at Scarlett Johansson
1	1 Vote	Try to Get Some Chick
1	1 Vote	I Saw Cat Acrobats in an Execution
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Wrong: Why You're Actually Late
1	1 Vote	The Least Insane Thing About Ketchup Bottles
1	1 Vote	See PlayStation and Xbox One Has Silly Achievements for Watching Pokemon Cartoons
1	1 Vote	This NBA Star Wants You to Eat That? Pretty Little Liars Has Food Issues
1	1 Vote	What Barbie Would Look Like in 100 Years
1	1 Vote	Self-Defense Skills Every Traveler Needs to Stop You From Sending Messages in Your Wallet
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Not to Smile
1	1 Vote	Yikes, America, if You Did Them

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Velma Is Now Toad
—	1 Vote	Game Achievements That Are Completely Life Changing
—	1 Vote	What Was the Queen's Funeral?
—	1 Vote	V8, It Gives You Wings, Not GoPro
—	1 Vote	Chainsaw Man's First Episode Is a Bodhisattva? A Scholar of Buddhism Explains
—	1 Vote	Program Brings Joy of Teaching Their Kids to Turn on the Day 536