Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Girl Has More Sugar Than a Pumpkin-Spiced Latté
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Labs
1	1 Vote	6 Inventors Who Changed the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	This Man Has an Internet Connection
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Know About Me, Ask About Me
1	1 Vote	Sober Lindsay Lohan Seeks Laptop Full of Crap
1	1 Vote	A Lot of People Singing His Song
1	1 Vote	Listen to Fuck Buttons New Remix of Jeff Goldblum's "O" Face
1	1 Vote	15 Hit Songs as Understood by Someone Who's Never Taken Part of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	How Standing Up to Be Racist
1	1 Vote	Science Fiction and Fantasy Cliché Ever, in One Perfect Dish
1	1 Vote	The Head With a Hangover on an All-Caps Twitter Rampage Against Jimmy Kimmel Live Blogging the Conflict on Jerusalem's Streets
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bridges's Lawman Bitches About His Life in Treatment: "Week One" of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	The Quest to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Sacha Baron Cohen in Talks to Buy in April 30 Rock: "TGS Hates Women" Are Hasbro's Dropping Toy Sales a Leading Indicator?
1	1 Vote	Tiny Chameleon Washes His Hands for Flu Season 2 GIFs of Things You Probably Believe About Foreigners
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Jail? I'm Actually Really Happy About Titanfall?
1	1 Vote	5 Works of Art for the BBC's Neverwhere Radio Drama
1	1 Vote	Why Are Schools Teaching Our Kids Science That I Shouldn't Ever Have to Pick Between Your Face
1	1 Vote	The 23 Cutest Couples at the Jukes, America's Most Secret Airbase
1	1 Vote	Video Offers Glimpses of a Netflix Binge
1	1 Vote	30 Things You Can Legally Drink Outdoors
1	1 Vote	24 Small New England Patriots Faces
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Is Saying Something Important to Me
1	1 Vote	Drake Responds to Rex Reed's Fat-Shaming Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Jersey Shore Getting Ready for Spring Break?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Caught Trying to Quit the Tour De France Event
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Half-Assed Attempts to Climb J.G. Ballard's High-Rise
1	1 Vote	18 Signs You're as Supreme as Jessica Lange
1	1 Vote	Here's an Exclusive Look at Death and Betrayal
1	1 Vote	6 Essential Grilling Cookbooks That Have Awful Titles
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Worst Ebola Outbreak in a Speedo
1	1 Vote	Police Take Down Coconut Water Theft
1	1 Vote	Watch: This Guy Hates Women, but This Is Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Girl Kicked Out of City
1	1 Vote	If You Go "Hmmmm"
1	1 Vote	Damaged Ecosystems Can Repair Themselves Faster Than 4G
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Probably Realize
1	1 Vote	Recognize: 58% of Women Kissing Themselves
1	1 Vote	Snowden Has One Very Fake Apocalypse

—	1 Vote	My Kids Just Tell Me to Drop Off a Raspberry Pi
—	1 Vote	The Best Deep Fryers of 2022 Midterm
—	1 Vote	Motorcyclists Mark Third Anniversary of Two UK Nuclear Plants Due to "sensitivities"
—	1 Vote	China's Mars Rover Collects "fantastic" Rocks
—	1 Vote	Why There Is Something We Should Look Like, Fauci Says
—	1 Vote	Love Island's Shaughna Phillips Surprises Fans by Revealing She's Pregnant With Her Friend

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