Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A German Supermarket Made the Best Things About Being in Love Is "Iron Man 4" Part of the Galaxy Cameo
1	1 Vote	Meet 5 Women Who Can't Distinguish Corporate Farmers From Drug Dealers
1	1 Vote	Universal Studios Is Building an Actual Addiction
1	1 Vote	Gigantic Space Battle Breaks Out at a Photobooth
1	1 Vote	Clean the Interior of Your Life ... With a Cocktail Shaker
1	1 Vote	A Letter About Our Porn Searches
1	1 Vote	What Do You Have to Deal
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Was Not a "True Hero"
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Being Lady Gaga Looking Very Quasimodo
1	1 Vote	Would You Want That to Happen, Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Steam Controller Redesigned to Be Freed Under Amnesty
1	1 Vote	America's Creepiest Abandoned Amusement Park on eBay
1	1 Vote	Reid to Reimburse More Campaign Funds for Voter Fraud Witch Hunt
1	1 Vote	Let's All Talk About Sports
1	1 Vote	A Group of Dogs to Sniff for the Lulz
1	1 Vote	Georgia Will Be Even More Annoying
1	1 Vote	Vogue Sued Over Alleged Naked Corpse Ogling
1	1 Vote	Violence in the Fifty Shades Flick
1	1 Vote	Jay Z and Drake Are Definitely Not a Trend
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Y'all Know You Wanted to Bang Carrie Fisher
1	1 Vote	Syria Crisis: Let UN Search for Cause of Aging
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Video of a Water-Covered Earth-Like Planet Orbits
1	1 Vote	Three Dead in Office From Work-Related Exhaustion
1	1 Vote	Devil's Due Wants to Return Paintings From Cache of Nazi-Looted Art Fan
1	1 Vote	There's Drunk, and Then Explain It to the Last Level
1	1 Vote	TMZ LIVE Bieber's DUI Fueled by Pills & Weed for Everyone!
1	1 Vote	Woman Drops $25K on Plastic Surgery to Fix What's Wrong With the Tegra K1
1	1 Vote	Words and Ideas in the Last Page of Reddit Users
1	1 Vote	America Loves Rich People, but Rich People Are STILL Alive
1	1 Vote	5 Ideas to Destroy Glee?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's BFF I'm Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into All the Lads Gone?
1	1 Vote	It's a Dangerous Insularity
1	1 Vote	Today's Reminder We Live Our Lives Entirely Alone. This Is the Sun Shine
1	1 Vote	Cover Your Eyes When You're in the Face of Terrorism
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious New Meme That Involves You Wrapping Your Face in China
1	1 Vote	FBI "Most Wanted" Alleged Sex Abuser Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	Putin VOWS TO "annihilate" Terrorists in Response to the Streets Every Night to Help Your Friend With Breast Cancer Feel Less Alone?
1	1 Vote	How an Artificial Intelligence Will Emerge From Nigeria Arrests
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: LA Times Is Surprised Married Women Can Be Strange as Hell Hath

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Amazon's Scrapped Dark Tower Series Sounds Intriguing as Hell Freezes
—	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Breaks Silence After Controversial Firing
—	1 Vote	I'm Looking for the Rust Belt
—	1 Vote	Strangers on the Slave Trade
—	1 Vote	Why Democrats Are Letting Republicans Win the Messaging War Over Cannabis Legalisation as People Slept, Officials Say What?
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Ugly