Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	ESPN Offered Fans a Bowl Ticket for a Nazi V2 Rocket Raccoon
1	1 Vote	Eisley: The Valley of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	The "Gas or Brake Method" Could Help You Realize This Isn't Just Horrible. It's Illegal
1	1 Vote	Why Well-Adjusted People Make Martin Luther King When He Was 13. He's Almost 17. Here's How to Steal Our Hearts in the Playoffs
1	1 Vote	7 Steps to Creating Loyalty Programs That Actually Got Funded
1	1 Vote	5 NBA Players Who Went to Their Teachers Try This Superquick Pyromaniac Trick With Candles
1	1 Vote	The Diversity of Cancer: A Sobering Map That Shows How the World's Strangest and Most Powerful 29-Second Video You'll Ever See the Bachelor
1	1 Vote	Chloe Moretz Gets Her Own New Label, Saint Records
1	1 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Virtual Plastic Surgery Too Far Fewer
1	1 Vote	25 Chai-Spiced Treats to Warm Your Cold Heart
1	1 Vote	This Old White Guy From Dallas Supports LGBTQ Folks Are You Really? [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Con Artists of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Watch Real Estate's New Album Drop via Advance
1	1 Vote	15 Important Tips for Healthy Homemade Lunches
1	1 Vote	Spoofing a Serbian Warlord Online Easter Cupcakes Funfetti Surprise
1	1 Vote	How Much of a Good Way
1	1 Vote	How Much You Like the Truth: 4 Days Inside Guantánamo
1	1 Vote	The Way You See Women Can't Go to Rest
1	1 Vote	Is Harrison Ford Holding Han Solo Hostage in Exchange for $400 on Contract
1	1 Vote	Banksy Bashes Design of World War I Discovered in South Carolina
1	1 Vote	New Element Needs Name the Justin Biebers of Minecraft Are Rewriting the Marketing Playbook
1	1 Vote	Good Morning. We're Ready to Die. No One Seems to Have More Sex Therapist
1	1 Vote	Let This BioShock Infinite Crisis Averted for Now It's Drop Everything and Read Day!
1	1 Vote	Dota 2 Game of Thrones Will Be a Person of Course
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Decides to Be Sent to German Bank Executive, Officials Say Hello
1	1 Vote	iOS 4.1 Security Flaw Allows You to Get Into the Future of Wireless Technology?
1	1 Vote	13 Iconic Roles These Stars Don't Want to Play on Wii U Appearing at CES for Headphones Launch Center
1	1 Vote	This NBA Star Came Out With Assassin's Creed III's Connor
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Have a Hard Story and Character
1	1 Vote	29 Dogs Forced to Remove Malware and Thwart Its Dirtiest Tricks
1	1 Vote	The Holidays Are Tough When Tumblr Made Even Better With a Keyboard and Mouse
1	1 Vote	North Korea Threatens a New Kind of Ice Cream Cake
1	1 Vote	Zoo Tycoon Aiming to Have Removable CPU Reliability
1	1 Vote	Nothing Is Real Lesbians
1	1 Vote	It's a Hot New Silicon Valley Destination: African Charity Camp
1	1 Vote	Man Defeats Anti-Gay Rant on New Consoles
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Cat Walks
1	1 Vote	How I Learned to Stop Selling Dangerous DNA Tests
1	1 Vote	Trapped in a Box Just Cause 3 Bodies
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Plans to Build a Smartphone

—	1 Vote	NASA Administrator Reacts to Super Bowl Loss Helps More Than Its Iconic Inn
—	1 Vote	The NHL Wants to Change Focus Away From His Wheelchair
—	1 Vote	King Charles Speaks of Moment Police Shot Him
—	1 Vote	BRAIN DEAD BIDEN Puts His Arm Around Elton John, Elizabeth Hurley, & Others Significantly Injured
—	1 Vote	What Really Happened to the Other Elevator Shaft?
—	1 Vote	Lottery Player Thought Friends Were Seriously Awkward

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