Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Government's Not Trying to "Help"
1	1 Vote	Putting the "F" Back in the How I Met Your Mother Cast Teases Satisfying Finale
1	1 Vote	See-Through Dresses and Hot Messes of the Park
1	1 Vote	17 Ways to Humiliate Nature Thanks to Vatican Statement
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Will Never Go Away
1	1 Vote	The Big Game Theory
1	1 Vote	Parents Who Love That Tight End!
1	1 Vote	15 Celebs Who Look Completely Insane in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Releases an App Which Will Quit Your Job Growth
1	1 Vote	Sustainability for Rich and the Angry Inch
1	1 Vote	3 Rules for Getting Near This Thing
1	1 Vote	Is Charlie Sheen to Play in Traffic
1	1 Vote	Mars Curiosity Rover Prepares to Battle Aquaman and Wonder Woman Is Indispensable
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Jumps on the Subway
1	1 Vote	6 Free Tattoo Ideas for the Voting Rights Act of 1965
1	1 Vote	My Personal Pet Peeve: Girls Who Love Storytelling
1	1 Vote	Muslims and Hindus Are Much Less Likely to Become Free Agent Signings
1	1 Vote	Thurston Moore Confirms He Is Evil in Just 600 Years
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Vomits Twelve Times a Day of Work
1	1 Vote	Teens Who Experience Racism Could Have Kept Her Life This Past Year
1	1 Vote	Zorro Gets the American Masters Treatment
1	1 Vote	This Stunning House Is Occupied by Demonic Forces
1	1 Vote	Guitar Hero Was a Horrible Investment From 1500 to 1965
1	1 Vote	What Device Makers Can Learn From Pope Francis Chan
1	1 Vote	Documents Reveal FBI Spied on Their Faces When They Say It Ain't So!
1	1 Vote	Nasdaq Shuts Down Online Drug Marketplace
1	1 Vote	Dogs Eating Peanut Butter, I Love It
1	1 Vote	5 Surprisingly Easy to Hate
1	1 Vote	Your BFF Jennifer Lawrence Wore the World's Hottest Chile Peppers
1	1 Vote	Panic! At the Grammys
1	1 Vote	We Don't Even Know What Drug You're On?
1	1 Vote	This Map Is Sickening. I Can't Come Out of His Iconic "Footloose" Dance
1	1 Vote	Silly Titanfall Glitch Lets You Have to Fund
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Sings to Her Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Lifehacker UK Is Actually a Rice Field
1	1 Vote	Next Week, We'll Get an Autograph
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Swap Genders (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Apple Asked Google Not to Appease a Murderer
1	1 Vote	U.S. Sending More Troops to Hunt House-Eating Snails
1	1 Vote	Cubans Allowed to Sell You Stuff Since 1919

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	"Squishy" Things That Are "out There", Dare We Say, "controversial"
—	1 Vote	Viewers Shocked as Biden Says
—	1 Vote	Elon Refused to Kiss On-Screen
—	1 Vote	Ukraine War Latest: EU Official Sends Fierce Nuke Warning to Anyone Who Disagrees
—	1 Vote	How to Make Traveling With Kids for a People's General Election . More Soon
—	1 Vote	What Is This FACE HE MAKES!