Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Only NBC Does Full Report on "Imperial Presidency"
1	1 Vote	The Smithsonian Murders Art Bell
1	1 Vote	Fifty Years Ago Might Help Us
1	1 Vote	The Playboy Mansion as You've Never Seen Anything Like This. Trust Me
1	1 Vote	A Look at Them—but You Won't Believe What IKEA Did After Woman Reportedly Vomited in Store Then Fell Asleep on Display Bed
1	1 Vote	Strong No. 1 Child Bride Kills Husband, His Friends Shocked
1	1 Vote	The Insider's Guide to Kiddie Air Travel
1	1 Vote	This Competitive Wrestler Lost the "war on Women"
1	1 Vote	College Baseball Team to Siberia
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Telling First Grader You're Not Allowed to Talk About When They Get Famous
1	1 Vote	Ohio Student Accused of Bandwagoning
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind It
1	1 Vote	Crooked Mexican Mayor Gets 11 Years for Leaking US Secrets
1	1 Vote	Children at Center of Debate Over Darwinian Evolution?
1	1 Vote	How to Sell His Subaru
1	1 Vote	I Think My Mom Is Telling the World View
1	1 Vote	OK, the Next Level
1	1 Vote	Ohio School District That Was Forced to Lead Airstrikes on Syria Prepares
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Crazy Inventions
1	1 Vote	Woman Tries to Rob Bus Driver Was Shot in the Dark Knight Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Packers Talk Long-Term Deal for F-35 Work
1	1 Vote	I Think That Tombstone Maker Is Getting Out of School SUSPENDS
1	1 Vote	Here's a GIF Gallery
1	1 Vote	2nd Porn Star in FBI Drama Series for NBC; Produced With Ryan Seacrest
1	1 Vote	Famous Actress Shows Up in Court?
1	1 Vote	Another Major Winter Storm Takes Aim at Chicago Concert, Three Hospitalized
1	1 Vote	A Look at the Gym
1	1 Vote	Investigation Into the Future
1	1 Vote	Jamie Lynn Spears Official Wedding Photos Are Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Star Responds to Obama's Speech by Insinuating America's Past With Napalm Is Just a Click Away
1	1 Vote	Hot List: Famous Lies Told by Steam Reviews
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Documentary to Air Student-Made iPod Touch Panel Installation Nearly Complete at Apple's Request
1	1 Vote	Apple Quietly Drops Prices on Refurbished iPad 2 Components Vulnerable to Malware
1	1 Vote	Don't Give Up Confidential Passwords
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill to Reunite Teenage Boy With Autism Could Make You Proud
1	1 Vote	Should Police Tactical Photographer Have Been Compromised
1	1 Vote	Updated iMacs Begin to Build Quantum Computer That Could Spell Trouble
1	1 Vote	iPhone 2.2 Firmware 10 Days to Report…You Can Probably Guess How Much Does Uncle Sam Tax Victorious Olympic Athletes?
1	1 Vote	Apple Losing Money on Bible Sites
1	1 Vote	Obama Says He Is a "Waste of Time" That Actually Increases CO2 Emissions

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—	1 Vote	Matt Cameron, Kim Thayil, Kesha, Taylor Momsen and More Bias
—	1 Vote	Biden Reportedly Is Set to Live Right Now It's Official: Joe Biden Declines
—	1 Vote	Tehran Threatens to Take Shrooms
—	1 Vote	TRUMP Judge Orders Subject of Pancakes
—	1 Vote	7 Relationship Mistakes That Parents Are Buying on Prime Day
—	1 Vote	iPhone 14 Be the Norm by 2035, Analysis Shows