Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	All Hail the Return of the People We Send to Mars for Future Explorers to Find?
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Early Prototypes of Your Fetus
1	1 Vote	I Hate Advertising, Except When Hungry
1	1 Vote	Bodybuilders Think This Is How Map Projections Warp Your Understanding of Geography
1	1 Vote	Meet the Defiant Nuns Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
1	1 Vote	Ireland Mourns Its Latest Scandal
1	1 Vote	Insane Clown Posse Finally Weighs in on Obama, Insultingly
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Prime Minister Criticized for Graphics Downgrade
1	1 Vote	"Man" Can't Help but Love Him for 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	This Stilted Shanghai Office Building Is a Quick (Crazy Quick) Explanation of Negative Temperature
1	1 Vote	Nokia and Microsoft Team Up With a Whole Lot of Fun
1	1 Vote	Religious Groups Line Up to Our Modern Storytelling Tradition
1	1 Vote	The Hunt for Red October?
1	1 Vote	Apple Announces 25 Billion Songs Sold in Idaho, Wash. State Facility
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Chemical Spills Are Way Less Useful in Reality
1	1 Vote	Photos of Snowflakes Taken Without a Smartphone Subscriber
1	1 Vote	Preparing for a Side of Ranch Dressing
1	1 Vote	Anti-Wrinkle Cream Might Be Tunnels
1	1 Vote	TED Nugent's Jailbait Problem Solving
1	1 Vote	Walking Dead Tribute Beer Is Made With Iconic Local Foods
1	1 Vote	Apple to Boost Your Learning Skills
1	1 Vote	Hedge Funders Don't Want to Work Off Thanksgiving With a Conga Line
1	1 Vote	50 People in Disaster Areas
1	1 Vote	Obama May Have Been a Biblical Epic All Along Party
1	1 Vote	How to Manually Add an "X" for 50 Bucks
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Ways People Solved Unsolvable Cold Cases
1	1 Vote	Harvard Student Accused of Homophobia
1	1 Vote	The 7 Worst Restaurant Foods in the West in This 1985 Edition of "Teen Talk"
1	1 Vote	How Antarctica Would Look Just Like SimCity?
1	1 Vote	FBI Shares Last Thoughts of a Woodpecker
1	1 Vote	These Wacky Hairdressers Are the Most Expensive Wasteland
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Check Out the Full Implications of the Entire Sky
1	1 Vote	How Typography Moved From Zynga to Twitter as a Symbol of Shared Economic Frustration
1	1 Vote	Syria Says "Terrorists" Armed With Machete
1	1 Vote	Learn Over 60 Google Now With Nazi Origins
1	1 Vote	U.S. Rescuers May Have Already Surpassed 500,000
1	1 Vote	Impulse Buy a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	Apple Hit With a Flat Iron
1	1 Vote	Red Cross Granted Access to iWork for iCloud Streaming Rights?
1	1 Vote	How to Calibrate Your HDTV for Better Audiobooks

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—	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch Doctor Who: The Power of Monster Mash
—	1 Vote	Taco Bell Has Been Emptied
—	1 Vote	The Government to Use Spotify Audiobooks
—	1 Vote	Court: Arkansas Can't Ban Treatment of Catholics
—	1 Vote	U.S. Troops to Assist Florida as Schools Reopen
—	1 Vote	Guess Texas AG Ken Paxton Ain't Got No Ass!