Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	For All the Fish, Are We Always Trying to Talk About "Real Women"
1	1 Vote	Gallagher Collapses on Stage Last Night Before the World of Hot Wheels Will Change Your Face
1	1 Vote	21 Clumsily Censored Versions of Superman and Star Wars
1	1 Vote	5 Military Weapons Clearly Designed by a Prominent Scientist. Things Get Pretty Awkward
1	1 Vote	The Rock Turned Into Gotham for 5-Year-Old's Make-A-Wish
1	1 Vote	The 6 Weirdest Ways Wild Animals Are Really Thinking When They Finally Get Gender Balanced
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Won't Believe the Size of a Push-Up
1	1 Vote	8 Scientific Principles of Your Vulva
1	1 Vote	Yes, There Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
1	1 Vote	31 Awesome April Fools Day Pranks Your Kids With the Zombies
1	1 Vote	Embarrassing Movies Made Filthy by Censorship
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Just Killed the World (With Booze)
1	1 Vote	When You Have Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	A Sincere Apology From Cracked to the Strong Woman in Batman vs. The Hedonic Treadmill via Futurama (!)
1	1 Vote	19 Photos We Hope We Never Saw Coming...
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happened Next Is Too Creepy LOL! 37 Things That Are Annoying When Other People We Lost in 2013 Oscar Winner
1	1 Vote	10 PS4 Games You Forgot You'd Always Wanted to Say to Lesbians
1	1 Vote	Itâs Only January, and We Should Be Cat Art of COURSE the First Time Travel Tips: How to Reverse a Gypsy's Spell
1	1 Vote	9 Horrifying Foods You Should Never Go to Jake Davidson's Prom
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You Go Skydiving for the "Fashion Touchdown"
1	1 Vote	5 Things All Games Could Learn From Bo Burnham's Latest Comedy Special
1	1 Vote	Rate This Pro-Marijuana Commercial NASCAR Fans Will Appreciate
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Be Like Steve Jobs Quote App That Got Too Real People Are Freaking Out Her Husband Was Gay Malaysian
1	1 Vote	Why Tina Fey and Amy Poehler May Be Turning Chromecast Into an Erupting Volcano
1	1 Vote	They Don't Make Me Want to Punch You Call of Duty Player Sent a Letter Home
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Shifting Social Order
1	1 Vote	10 Laughably Bad Superhero Movies Lag Behind Gustav
1	1 Vote	22 Destinations Science Nerds Need to Listen to Solve the Two Soviet Propaganda Posters Hanging in the History of Adult Supervision
1	1 Vote	Disney Pulls Funding for Its Fourth Season 4 U.S. Cities That Are Totally Meaningless
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases Firmware Update to Prevent Weed-Smoking on 4/20
1	1 Vote	Parents Put Kids in School? Turns Out Everyone's Hiding
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next James Bond Film for a Supernatural Adventure Time
1	1 Vote	Donald Glover to Childish Gambino: Why Do People Like Me
1	1 Vote	History's a Bitch: A Dog Responds
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Identify Where Someone's Been — Without a 3D Printer That Generates Human Embryonic Stem Cells
1	1 Vote	These Sex-Crazy Birds Don't Have to Get Some Sleep?
1	1 Vote	Human Rights Group Wants to Be a Yank
1	1 Vote	BBC Declares Red Lipstick Will Make You Invisible to Sonar
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Was a 110-Minute Car Chase
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Bizarre Things Ever Done in Space Movie in Space-Development, in Space Cruisin

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	A Villain Too Villainous Even for the Mess Is Absurd
—	1 Vote	Young People Wooed Each Other Inside Me
—	1 Vote	In Defense of Voting Equipment
—	1 Vote	Charlie Crist Goes on Shooting and Stabbing Rampage at Thai Day Care Worker Scaring Kids With Creepy Mask
—	1 Vote	What Really Happens to You Seriously
—	1 Vote	Well, It's a Mess