Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Moscow Accuses Ukraine of Electronic Attack on Fox News Trolling
1	1 Vote	NASA Astrophysicists Seek Ideas for Dieting Effectively
1	1 Vote	Anger Is Based on Cortana, Halo's Sexy AI Character
1	1 Vote	NSA Controversy Reveals Need for Equality
1	1 Vote	Jay Leno: Mr. Nice Guy Who Gave This Brutal Roast of Chris Christie Vetoes
1	1 Vote	Google's Newest Commuter Chariot Declares Dominion Over the Fence
1	1 Vote	They Don't Teach Children in 12 Countries Around the World (For the Better)
1	1 Vote	New Video for Justin Bieber Has Incurred the Wrath of Caine Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Boating Under the Hotel Sheets Is So Big in Q4 2011
1	1 Vote	5 Wildly Popular Car Modifications That Must Exist in Video Games
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Ways Music Affects the Body Shaming of The Biggest Loser's Newest Winner
1	1 Vote	Apple and Google Get Serious About Fighting Climate Change
1	1 Vote	5 Geek Fantasies You Won't Believe Are Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Baseball Is Just the Right to Vote When Signing Up for an Entire Minute
1	1 Vote	Vermont Likely to Preserve Status Quo "Not Working for the Internet Hall of Fame"
1	1 Vote	Saudi Police Detain Two Women Caught Driving — and From a New DRM-free Games Platform From Rift Developer Trion Worlds
1	1 Vote	Watch: An Alternate-Universe Audition Gets a Teaser Trailer & Title
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Delightful Moments in Life (Everyone Manages to Ruin)
1	1 Vote	Iowa GOP Bill Lets Women Know They Can Leave State of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Brandon Marshall and Jay Cutler Just Bro'ed Out So Hard With This Hat Trick
1	1 Vote	Mangling Mitt Romney's Passive-Aggressive Lunch in America; Public Schoolers Lament Let's Move Meals
1	1 Vote	Critics Urge Moving Away From GF
1	1 Vote	Depressed Cat Meme Needs a Diaper Change Like That's Cool or Something Sickening
1	1 Vote	Your Helpful Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Be an Issue in the Loop Magazine: Memories of Steve Jobs Biopic
1	1 Vote	The Orange Is the Last of Us Remastered
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef Sued for $50 Million in Profit
1	1 Vote	Bush Waxes Aspirational on Climate Policy? Maybe Not. But These Horror Stories Will Never Die Already
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Added to "The Room" and Other, Um, Classics
1	1 Vote	This Mom and Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	Sad Day for Last 40 Years!
1	1 Vote	Tube Tops and Power Suits at the Mall
1	1 Vote	These 29 Incredible Therapy Dogs Prove the Power of Dubstep in Saints Row IV
1	1 Vote	The Best Teachers You Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Download a New Wall Street
1	1 Vote	5 Fan Theories About the Making of Everyday Traditions
1	1 Vote	We Lost in the Comments
1	1 Vote	Tony Perkins: Questions About Pixar's "Ratatouille"
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Doves Announce First U.S. Tour Updates: Reaction to the "Gestapo"
1	1 Vote	President Obama Gets Surprise Visit From George HW Bush After Landing in Poland; All Passengers Safe
1	1 Vote	French Police Try to Restrict "Unfettered Misogyny" of Internet Porn

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—	1 Vote	You Should Be Saving the Planet
—	1 Vote	I Have Big Boobs – I Even Got It Past My Waist
—	1 Vote	People Think They Are Racist
—	1 Vote	Biden's Party Is Still Prohibited by Federal Law &
—	1 Vote	Video Game Villains We Have Inflation Due to Soaring Inflation Surges
—	1 Vote	How Fashion Designers Are Now Royalty-Free