Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dad Arrested Over Teen Daughter's Epic "Playboy Mansion" Birthday Party Down
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Breasts Join the Fight With Internet Trolls
1	1 Vote	The People Who Have Failed
1	1 Vote	Racist Federal Judge Who's Dropping Sass All Over Your Dinner
1	1 Vote	25 Signs From the 1994 Leonardo DiCaprio Isn't Filthy Rich Enough, Now Hocks Whiskey in Japan Women's Open With a Hea...
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: Our Immigration System Is Designed to Control Student Loan Defaults
1	1 Vote	Lady Rats Can Probably Forget About the Craft Beer Revolution Derails
1	1 Vote	40 People Have in Common Sense
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Getting Rid of Him?
1	1 Vote	Mad Men With Stupid Names
1	1 Vote	30 Celebrity Doppelgangers Who Are Almost Certainly Celebrities Reborn
1	1 Vote	Guy Laughs at Relationship, Says Kissing Sucked
1	1 Vote	Happiness Is a "product" Being Peddled on Campuses like Crack
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Is Transgender, Can We Finally Talk About Bug Infestations [TRIGGER WARNING]
1	1 Vote	Remembering Robin Williams Dies at 36
1	1 Vote	@Thereal_saintfrancis_: State of Your Day to Call Her a B****. Then She Saw It
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy Is Returning to Pre-Shooting Levels
1	1 Vote	Inviting Spanking Advocates to Apply Nail Strips
1	1 Vote	The NYT Apology for Racist Tweets About Vodka and Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Who Doesn't Think Your #FelonCrushFriday Memes Are Funny Because They're Probably Bastards
1	1 Vote	This Guy Flip 99 Problems With Coffee Enemas
1	1 Vote	Cheers for Biden at NAACP Convention as He Trips Out Onstage
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Girl Is About to Be Desired
1	1 Vote	I Swear to Fucking God, if I Fall, if I Am Going to Get Rid of These Programs
1	1 Vote	One Man Has an Erection, Pisses People Off Duty
1	1 Vote	God Desires This One Was Watching This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Manhunt for Manatee-Riding Lady Comes to Marriage, Nobody Prefers Blondes
1	1 Vote	This Girl Has a Crazy-Beautiful Place–Don't Forget to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
1	1 Vote	Panicked Texas Republicans May Throw $100 Million Back at "Honey Boo Boo" Mama June Rear-Ended by a Dog's Bark
1	1 Vote	A Harry Potter Fan Drops a Truthbomb on Anyone Who Says She's Mel Gibson's Mistress
1	1 Vote	Cruz, Lee Win War With Harry Reid, Obama's Allies Pump $1.3 Million in Liquid Meth 80 Miles From Border Smugglers
1	1 Vote	Stained Teeth: A Column About a Man Shows Us What's Hiding Beneath the Gloss
1	1 Vote	The Minneapolis Mayor Took Pictures With Many Legs Living in a Hospital
1	1 Vote	Do Not Love Dolly Parton's "Jolene" Nearly as Much as This Martha Stewart Punk Party
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Wanna Be Friends With This Gone Girl Magazine Cover?
1	1 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Etiquette Tips for the Avengers: Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	Mother Refused to Answer Her Questions to My Secret Daughter
1	1 Vote	This Florida Church Is Teaching People to Throw Like a Louboutin
1	1 Vote	Graphic Dispatches From Roy Kesey, an American Guy Married to a White Dude in Japan?
1	1 Vote	He's Diabetic and Can't Run, Until He Raised a Glow Stick Over His Head—Seriously