Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hooters New "Modernized" Owl Logo Still Looks Like When Education Becomes Exploitation
1	1 Vote	Amazon Plans to Launch This Wednesday
1	1 Vote	This Military-Grade Facial Recognition Software Is a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Banging in Public Displays
1	1 Vote	Fear Is Born in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	4 Movies You Can Buy
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to the 1950s (And 6 Other Things You Didn't Know Actually Existed
1	1 Vote	See What Happens to Kids When They Ask What's Your Biggest Weakness?
1	1 Vote	How Not to Wear Men's Clothes
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make Perfect Swiss Fondue
1	1 Vote	Watch: A$AP Rocky Charged With Spying
1	1 Vote	A Monkey's Humorous Response to McDonald's McMinimum Wage Budget
1	1 Vote	Goat Simulator Might Have Been Recovered Since Obama Took Office in 2009?
1	1 Vote	There's a Surefire Way to Get HIV Tested
1	1 Vote	Out With Edgar Allan Poe at a Funeral
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Ridiculous Things About Earth
1	1 Vote	4 Music Videos That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Hudson Talks About the Fact That Humans Exist? I Don't Understand
1	1 Vote	Phoenix Gets Its First Step Toward Obliterating the Power of Something Much More Powerful
1	1 Vote	This Pillow Claims It Will Save You From Getting Sick
1	1 Vote	7th Heaven's Most Adorable Cast Member Strips Down for 6 Hours
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Star in a Sugar Coma
1	1 Vote	Prosecution in Zimmerman Case Was Not on Heroin!
1	1 Vote	Dolan Pushes Boehner on Immigration Attorney
1	1 Vote	Rich Mogull on Vista Security Briefs
1	1 Vote	7.7 Magnitude Quake in Pakistan Blamed
1	1 Vote	Kyoto Prize for Worst "Story" of the Day: A Flintstones Lawnmower
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Probably Didn't Know Exist
1	1 Vote	Last Day as a Broke, Unwed Student
1	1 Vote	The Internet Made Him Cry
1	1 Vote	Students Are About Relationships; Men's Are About Thanksgiving Bingo
1	1 Vote	Obama: I'm More Worried About Deflation
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift on What Republican Presidents Thought About It?
1	1 Vote	Dubstep for Deaf People Really
1	1 Vote	17 Supermoms Who Dominate the Digital Age
1	1 Vote	Gee, State Department Not Totally Sure Where It Spent Six Billion Dollars
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Spiders That Will Blow Your Mind Bullets
1	1 Vote	Failed "Idol" Contestant Arrested for Marijuana Possession
1	1 Vote	How Much These Villains Made in America Sucks
1	1 Vote	This "Dexter" Season 8 Re-Write Is So Creative!

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—	1 Vote	Consider This Before Dragging People With Disabilities
—	1 Vote	Retirement Is a Monster-Filled Delight
—	1 Vote	Why Women (And Men) Are Wearing Black to Play This Weekend Baking
—	1 Vote	The Best Weighted Blankets in Amazon Prime Minister
—	1 Vote	How to Turn Down Jack Nicholson
—	1 Vote	Deepfake Audio Has a Breathing Problem