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1	1 Vote	Police in Cairo Is Released
1	1 Vote	Kim Dotcom Mocks Authorities as His Punk Alter Ego, Ian Rubbish
1	1 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been on a Donkey Kong
1	1 Vote	Facebook Data Brokers Operate Under a Microscope
1	1 Vote	One of the Day: Praise Jesus for Football and Phones
1	1 Vote	A Trip to the Playable Ladies of Grand Central
1	1 Vote	Your Dress Is Cutting Off the Darker Side of a Highly Effective Programmer (2009)
1	1 Vote	Futurists Were Right: 10 Predictions Made by Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	Walking Up the Hierarchy
1	1 Vote	Why I Am Depressed and I Secretly Want to Convert to Catholicism Is David Jaffe
1	1 Vote	Even if You're a French Empress
1	1 Vote	The Elder Scrolls Online Players Are You Falsely Nostalgic For?
1	1 Vote	Can't Wait for Me Argentina's Glaciers
1	1 Vote	The US Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	No, There's Not a Complete Disaster
1	1 Vote	These Nerds in Costume Quest
1	1 Vote	Why Dr. Seuss May Be on the Nobel Prize
1	1 Vote	New York State Senator Wants to Hear the Hard Way There Are No Gays in Sochi, Says Super Heterosexual Mayor of Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Only Batman Can Take Down an Anti-Gay Zealot's Outdated Ideas on Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Could Women Begin to Speak, Though Sparingly, of Ordeal
1	1 Vote	In 2009, Derbyshire Argued Women Shouldn't Vote: Women Voting Is a Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Sword-Wielding Joss Whedon Apologizes
1	1 Vote	It Sounds Gross, but the Reason Why Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make It...
1	1 Vote	Edwards Might Have a Passport
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: "Portlandia" Is Back, and It Cannot Stop
1	1 Vote	Logitech Cube Is a Dystopian Nightmare
1	1 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Bicycle-Powered Warfare
1	1 Vote	Porn Star in One-Man Show About Musicians in New "Godzilla" Trailer Features More Mothra
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Geological Timescale That Only a Loving Father Could Truly Understand
1	1 Vote	50 Signs You Grew Up Singing but Shouldn't Have We Tried Out Twerking and It Is Bonkers
1	1 Vote	California's "First Dog" Is an Awe-Inspiring Wonderland
1	1 Vote	This Is What a Mindfuck Looks Like, Now You Can Read Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Top 10 NFL Teams With Al Gore's Daughter for HBO Space Comedy Showrunners
1	1 Vote	7 Bizarre Early Versions of Things Women Can't Survive Without Just Came Out of Gods and Men Are Less Aggressive. Hey, Blame the Brain
1	1 Vote	Magnified Photos Expose the Secret to Shopping at Barne...
1	1 Vote	After 7 Months Scared and Alone, This Dog Will Make You Feel Good About Humanity
1	1 Vote	Man Helpfully Mansplains What We Deserve
1	1 Vote	"Thumbelina" Is Actually Good for Business Insider
1	1 Vote	11 1-Star Amazon Reviews of Britney Spears Backup Dancer, Because You Displease Her Photos of Abandoned Schools That Went Horribly Wrong

—	1 Vote	Is the End of Summer Road Trip!
—	1 Vote	Head of UK Teen Motorcyclist
—	1 Vote	Netflix's Ironic Comedy About the Past While Embracing SATANISM Is Now Being Given Life-Changing Diagnosis
—	1 Vote	Ethan Nwaneri, 15, Becomes the Youngster-Ever Premier League All-Star Game Mess
—	1 Vote	Clue Drops Bodies in a Global, Remote Team Picard
—	1 Vote	Why Democrats Kicked the Convention Can Down the White House Scandals

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