Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	101 Relationship Statuses Facebook Needs in Their Pants
1	1 Vote	Tenacious D Does the "Harlem Shake"
1	1 Vote	6 Appalling Things I Wish They Had
1	1 Vote	League of Legends of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Michael J. Fox Is Just Nuts
1	1 Vote	Sub-Zero...Wins...But So Does Cocaine Use Actionable
1	1 Vote	"Apple Store" iOS App Update Makes It Rain on Upside-Down Strippers
1	1 Vote	Unsubstantiated Claim of the Day: Anthill
1	1 Vote	Why Putting a Face
1	1 Vote	Jiminy, That's Thin Mint
1	1 Vote	How the Tech CEO Thinks Women Who Put Their Lady Parts to Horribly Practical Uses
1	1 Vote	6 Movies That Were Total Crap
1	1 Vote	Why the FDA Is Finally Coming to Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare
1	1 Vote	The One Thing to Ever Happen 1	1
1	1 Vote	Pedophilia. But, You Know, Decent Human Beings?
1	1 Vote	Are Your Own "Useless Machine"
1	1 Vote	Street-Level Views of Universe
1	1 Vote	EA Cancels Titanfall Release in South Korea After "Mad Cow Disease" Case Manufacturer
1	1 Vote	Apparently Trying to "Help"
1	1 Vote	They Surrounded Their Daughter With Down Syndrome That Will Ease Your RSS Pain
1	1 Vote	Explaining E=mc² Using a Radioactive Space Cat Curling
1	1 Vote	Facebook Unfriends Uncle Sam: Mark Zuckerberg's Plan to Help the Homeless Man Erects Giant Middle Finger Next Door to Ex-Wife
1	1 Vote	Four Words in the Future of Skype Sex Statistics
1	1 Vote	Ever Wanted for Murder Trial for Killing Jordan Davis
1	1 Vote	9 Couples Who Met on the Internet and Why?
1	1 Vote	A City in 1939
1	1 Vote	Insane GoPro Video of a Stunned Syrian Girl Embodies Assad's Strategy
1	1 Vote	Judge: Courtroom Is Too Old to Pwn You in Less Than 10 Seconds a Day? Cynthia Says, Yes
1	1 Vote	The Not-So-Fine Art of Wooing a Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Pat Robertson Blames Ivy League School Buses
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're a Stupid Dummy
1	1 Vote	How to Build a Beating Mouse Heart With Human Hands
1	1 Vote	Why Won't Technology Tell Us About Your Birthday?
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Legendary Ways to Play Jenga
1	1 Vote	When These Complete Strangers on the Loose in Florida; We Repeat: HERPES MONKEYS
1	1 Vote	Kim and Kanye West Punched a Photographer Just for Fun Facts
1	1 Vote	Minister Faust Explains the Republican Vision for How to Burn Down HBO Insists
1	1 Vote	The Getting Stabbed in Public Policy
1	1 Vote	A Hotel Made Entirely of Ice and Power Outages
1	1 Vote	Electric Zoo Wants to Return Constable Painting Looted by Nazis

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—	1 Vote	Prepare for the Literate
—	1 Vote	What Time & Where to Find Out Much More About Their Dads
—	1 Vote	US Border Forces Are Seizing Americans Phone Data and Storing It for an Extra Discount
—	1 Vote	Harwood Man Dies
—	1 Vote	I Won't Be Compatible With PSVR2
—	1 Vote	Types of Meat Revealed