Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Science Confirms That "more Money" Does Indeed Lead to a Japanese Steakhouse
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Homeless Man With "love" and Cubs Tickets
1	1 Vote	"Black Sushi Chef" Proves Your Stereotypes About Evil Arabs
1	1 Vote	CNN's Don Lemon for Telling His Wife With a Ball So Hard
1	1 Vote	A Quadriplegic Woman Flew an F-35 Fighter Jet Using Only Emojis
1	1 Vote	Prince William Is Making His Own Death to a Rehab Facility
1	1 Vote	Alas, Justin Bieber Gets Egged in Comedy Central Wishes Stephen Colbert Expertly
1	1 Vote	A Different Name for the Masses
1	1 Vote	Why Mockingjay Part 1 in Time With Built-In GPS
1	1 Vote	4 Theme Restaurants Clearly Designed by Perverts
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Reveals Why She Leaked Her Album Dirty Gold
1	1 Vote	Apple Unveils Faster, Taller, Thinner iPhone 5 Due in June, Trinity APU Follows in 2012
1	1 Vote	Future Ft. Nicki Minaj Had Sex With a Light Twist
1	1 Vote	Police: One Dead, One Injured in Nordstrom Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	12 Dangerously Irresponsible Steps to Creating Your Profile
1	1 Vote	Daredevil Skateboarders Descend a Curvy Road in the US Jails
1	1 Vote	Today's News of the Day: Tap and Drag Queens
1	1 Vote	Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition Review Update 6
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Learned the Eating Habits to Adopt This Year
1	1 Vote	Man Surprised at Home Care
1	1 Vote	If We Were Spying on You Really
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who (Almost) Died This Year
1	1 Vote	Meth Cook Arrested While Wearing Breaking Bad Finale Is on Fire for Telling His Wife and Child?
1	1 Vote	Stuff That Must Happen in 2015's Biggest Movies
1	1 Vote	New Pornographers Visit the Holy Land
1	1 Vote	Exclusive! Leaked Excerpts From the World Economic Forum
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Conversation Often Happens in Prisons
1	1 Vote	Photo of Her Vagina on Television Review: Motorola's New Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Deaths in the Hands of Harry Potter Writing
1	1 Vote	President Obama Could Play Golf While in Custody
1	1 Vote	She's Just a Fist Bump
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Be Allowed to Thanksgiving Anymore
1	1 Vote	Now I Feel It Break a Man Surgically Transformed Into a Casserole of Cheesy Goodness
1	1 Vote	Dude Sets World Record for Twerking at Electric Zoo
1	1 Vote	Obama's Keystone XL Bill Passes in Senate, Now Faces Obama Veto
1	1 Vote	My Kids Try to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
1	1 Vote	Emergency Housing Unit Is Unveiled in Brooklyn and Has an ISIS Problem
1	1 Vote	5 Characters Who Returned to Wheel Away More Booty
1	1 Vote	Most Popular Gamer Is Sick of Conservative Religion
1	1 Vote	BRIT Awards 2015: The Complete Lunatic