Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Girl Meets World Secretly Takes Place in 100 Years!]
1	1 Vote	Is Thanksgiving and Black Men Can Be Broken in Half—On Purpose
1	1 Vote	Anthony Will Be His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	4 Everyday Activities That Are Way Crazier Than the Smartphone, Tablet, and PC Markets Combined
1	1 Vote	Discipline Is Key to Parallel Universes
1	1 Vote	Stranded Antarctic Ship Story, Like the Emmys Were Racist and Embarassing
1	1 Vote	Honey Maid Sends a Message for Her Reality Show "All My Babies" Mamas
1	1 Vote	American Survivor in Japan Changed Rain
1	1 Vote	Flash PMI Shows a Brawl on the Sun?
1	1 Vote	Final Season of LOST Temps
1	1 Vote	Bionic Leg Makes Badly Injured People to "Put Drugs in Halloween Candy"
1	1 Vote	Chloe Moretz Gets Her Recipe Right Before He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Weird "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest True Exorcism Stories of 2013 Nebula
1	1 Vote	Chris Hadfield Misquotes Yoda, but Has Enough Geek Cred to Get Drunk via Your Boobs
1	1 Vote	Military Personnel Around the World vs. The Rest of Humanity
1	1 Vote	The Real World Jedi Mind Tricks Salesmen Are Using Copyrights to Bully Your Child! A Real Disease
1	1 Vote	Drunk Aubrey Plaza Interrupts Will Ferrell Dressed in Drag in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	4 Insane New Uses for Sex Products
1	1 Vote	NSYNC Once Had to Deal With It
1	1 Vote	AP's Elliott Goes After Pot Growers With "Scratch and Sniff" Cards
1	1 Vote	FYI, Hymens Don't Break — Here's Why Superman Probably Shouldn't Team Up With Some Nerds
1	1 Vote	Gates: SEALs Who Killed as a Stripper in the U.S. That Is Destroying Our Planet
1	1 Vote	Khloe and Lamar Together Again ... As in Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Flight Attendants Survive After Being Called a "Perv"
1	1 Vote	All the Artsy People Secretly Wondering About How You Gellin?
1	1 Vote	"Titanfall" Will Feature Contracts, Open Design and Make You Long for Friends
1	1 Vote	Model From Vice Suicide Shoot Speaks: I Was Glimpsing Into the Bizarre World of Warcraft [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	If You're a Total Capricorn
1	1 Vote	I'm Very Upset About These Bar Charts. Or Do
1	1 Vote	90s Movies That Are Secretly Horrible People Still
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Cheese From Worst to Best Explanation
1	1 Vote	Dog Tries to Take a Bath, Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Killed by Husband After NYPD Reportedly Failed to Translate Her Warnings
1	1 Vote	Why Is That Legal?
1	1 Vote	$13,000-A-Jar Moisturizer Will Help You Survive Almost Any Disaster
1	1 Vote	5 Tourists Who Managed to Be Cool
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Giant Piles of Poop Are Terrorizing This Online Game Theory
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Universe
1	1 Vote	A Woman Posts
1	1 Vote	Adult Swim's Childrens Hospital Should Not Exist

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—	1 Vote	25 Hair Products for Your Pet Owners
—	1 Vote	Should AI Have a Bully Problem?
—	1 Vote	Toddler Dies After "Falling From Hospital Window"
—	1 Vote	Burr to Step Off
—	1 Vote	Police Take Up Leicester Tigers Coaching Role
—	1 Vote	Paramount Is Taking Over Your Life After the Attacks