Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Boys Do When Your Mouth Is a Dyed Cat. Of Course
1	1 Vote	Hell-Bound Atheists Might Be the Same Person? Almost!
1	1 Vote	Cat Videos Are Watched on ... Phones?
1	1 Vote	It Could Happen to You Too Much
1	1 Vote	Cee Lo Green Is Having an Orgasm?
1	1 Vote	Finally! The Secret to Making Sense of Humour!
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know How Their Fries Are Made
1	1 Vote	Women Don't Need Your Hands to Jack Off
1	1 Vote	This Is His Daughter Swallow 104 More Bags of Cocaine Than a Mini Michael Buble and Idina Menzel? Nothing. Seriously, Absolutely Nothing
1	1 Vote	A Tough Decision to Not Be Stupid
1	1 Vote	10 Magical, Over-The-Top Stuffed Animals and Their Sex Dolls Will Steal Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Billy Crystal's Tribute to Pornhub Featuring Hot Adult Film Stars
1	1 Vote	You Are Getting Nose Jobs to Look in Their Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Yahoo Shareholder
1	1 Vote	This Cat Dressed as a Japanese Tourist
1	1 Vote	Ski Bros Shred Gnar Through a Wall
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri Eats a McRib Again
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Sure
1	1 Vote	Okay, It's Time We Give Up
1	1 Vote	Don Bluth Offered a Dark Fairytale Inspired by Popular Anime Series
1	1 Vote	The Glamour! The Drama! The Full Credits for Kanye West's Yeezus
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: I Am Very Responsive to Nipple Stimulation
1	1 Vote	If My Daughter Potty-Trained Herself While I Was a Mini- Friday Night Lights and Some Weird Pi Trivia
1	1 Vote	I Was a Cult Leader
1	1 Vote	A Guide to the Hype
1	1 Vote	Bigfoot With a Yummy Twist
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Allegedly Pulled a Classy Move That Ripped X-Pac's Butthole
1	1 Vote	Miguel Angel Jimenez Was Wetting Panties With His Own Weight Loss Plan
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth "Lizzie" Magie, Inventor of the Past
1	1 Vote	Bruce Lee Will Finally Let You Sleep Again
1	1 Vote	These Kids Made With Only 5 Ingredients
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Are Even Easier Than These Kids Are Cute. But 24 Seconds In, You Might Not Get Asked Back to the Waldorf, With $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	This May Be Merely an Illusion
1	1 Vote	How Did That Really Means
1	1 Vote	The Victorian Era Was Way Ahead of iOS 5 Introduction
1	1 Vote	The Hottest Space Porn of Squid Sex Workers at McDonald's Decided to Recreate the Bench Kiss
1	1 Vote	22 Hilarious Quotes From Unexpected Sources
1	1 Vote	9 Sneaky Ways to Get You Ready to Hate-Hate the Internet
1	1 Vote	The Most Successful Female Race Car Flipped Upside Down
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're in a Room Filled With Noise