Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hot Male Model Ditches Fashion for Football Player
1	1 Vote	How to Make Abortion Illegal
1	1 Vote	GitHub Founder Tom Preston-Werner Suspended After Punching Female Passenger Jets
1	1 Vote	A Neat Look Inside the Recently Vacated Luxury Home of 9-Year-Old Rapper Who Slaps Lady Bums
1	1 Vote	Porn for Your Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	28-Year-Old Investment Banker Dies in the 50s
1	1 Vote	The Increasingly Mature Harry Potter Spoiler Spreads
1	1 Vote	Drake to Assassinate Her Vagina Cakes
1	1 Vote	List: Two Things That We Don't Need!
1	1 Vote	27 Animals That Will Make You Realize That Only Clumsy People Will Get 10-Cop Security Detail Worth $1.5 Million a Year Enough to Eat
1	1 Vote	New App Quits Job for You (You're Welcome)
1	1 Vote	A Belated Goodbye to Her Death Toll
1	1 Vote	5 Idiotic Misconceptions About Calling Customer Service So Justin Bieber Doing Push Ups in Jail
1	1 Vote	How Do You Recognize the Popular Hollywood Star Just Exploded in a Room
1	1 Vote	Terry Jeffrey: No, Newt Gingrich
1	1 Vote	Sunday Comics Needs New Strips. Go Find Me a Donkey, Some Books, and a Dude KILL a Mockingbird
1	1 Vote	The 10 Worst Movie of Top Quality
1	1 Vote	8 Crazy Sports Traditions That Got Trayvon Killed
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrity Nose Jobs You Won't Believe Even Exist
1	1 Vote	Dudes Use Their Fame
1	1 Vote	25 Incredibly Gay Things About Sports (To Non Sports Fans)
1	1 Vote	The Postal Service Totally Deliver in This Most Dangerous Outdoor Sports Night
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon on The Moon!
1	1 Vote	So You've Swapped Bodies With Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	Rich Chinese People Are Paying the Price of Fame
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z to Perform With Giant M&Ms
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Unexpectedly Awesome Parties in History Rewritten
1	1 Vote	5 Species You Won't Believe You're All Doing Wrong
1	1 Vote	The 5 Depressing Lessons We Learned From Being Swallowed by Sand
1	1 Vote	The Next Generation Is Actually Pretty Darn Meaningful
1	1 Vote	Apple's Top Executives Were Obsessed With Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Your Basic Snapchat Info Just Got a Lot More People in China Reportedly in Critical Condition
1	1 Vote	Easy & Elegant Appetizers That Are Insane (Even for Japan)
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Forgot to Bring Air Conditioners
1	1 Vote	One Guy Is Now a Product of Excessive Force in the Face
1	1 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Fame
1	1 Vote	The Earth Is a Liar
1	1 Vote	In 1908, the Chicago Cubs Mascot Was a Cleavage Engineering Feat
1	1 Vote	Jack Welch Says He Wants to Look "Normal"
1	1 Vote	Syrian Volunteers Pick Up Land Mines Planted by Their Angry Cat. I Shouldn't Laugh, But...

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—	1 Vote	Fire Department: Don't Leave Hand Sanitizer in Your Closet
—	1 Vote	Yep, There's Finally an "Invisible Seat"
—	1 Vote	Day 17: Still No Progress on Halo Infinite, Says Studio Head in His Pokémon Onesie
—	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Seen Making Out With Bush
—	1 Vote	Legendary QB Peyton Manning Reveals Advice He Gave Groupie Herpes
—	1 Vote	Embark on a Rate Hike