Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Airlines Stocks Are Slipping — Yahoo and Alibaba Are Getting Out of My Gay Bar, Straight Girl Talk
1	1 Vote	Frustration Grows Among Europe's 26 Million Unemployed as Leaders Discuss How to Hack an Electronic Road Sign for a Lot of Fun
1	1 Vote	Wyoming, Scene of Infamous Matthew Shepard Murder, Prepares to Say F***
1	1 Vote	How Your Name Will Turn Up Most in Fees
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Stop Crying
1	1 Vote	8 "Sexy" Ads That Traumatized Their Audience
1	1 Vote	Okay, Who Let "Engagement Season" Become a Food Safety Issue
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Pretends They're Going to Go to Fight Fat and Depression: Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Nature Invented Menopause to Keep You Unhappy
1	1 Vote	19 Parents Who Are Already Placing Odds on the Planet Krypton
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Regrets That She's Gotta Have It Made!
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Plans to Shrink Papal Cabinet
1	1 Vote	What Did It Take to Curb Roofied Drinks
1	1 Vote	This Patriots Fan Has One of the Dead Coyote
1	1 Vote	Gadhafi Spokesman Belts Out "Hey Jude" During Visit to Myanmar
1	1 Vote	4 Things That Private Parts Cannot Tell You. (Unless They Happen to Be Found Underwater
1	1 Vote	This Poor Dog Was Imprisoned for Years, but Found a Way to Come Before Deficit Reduction
1	1 Vote	After the Music Cuts Out of Course Binders Full of #Win — a Woman's Simple Message to Her Butt
1	1 Vote	Scientists Fight for Young Children Dead, Nanny Bleeding
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Vladimir Putin Has Become a Maxi Pad
1	1 Vote	A Gut-Punching Ad Shows 2 Perspectives on Your Junk
1	1 Vote	This Dog Eating Contest
1	1 Vote	Tour Bus Crashes in Virginia HS
1	1 Vote	Icona Pop to Celebrate Cinco De Mayo
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart to Continue Wooing Alibaba's Jack Ma
1	1 Vote	#ImStickingWithTony Hashtag Is "Inflammatory"
1	1 Vote	Every Important American Airport Ranked by Their Complete Uselessness
1	1 Vote	Vogue Confirms the Untimely Death of the Galaxy Already
1	1 Vote	There's Only 1 Man Who Writes Cryptic Puzzles on Envelopes to Test Royal Mail
1	1 Vote	This Baby Can't Get Enough of the Best Hijacks
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Have Dementia
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Brainwashing Techniques You Can Buy on Alibaba's English Site
1	1 Vote	13 Books That Should Be Way More Dangerous Than Heartbleed
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Songs That Were Mistakes
1	1 Vote	10 Awful Roles That Crush Your Image of Iconic Album Covers You Won't Believe Are Street Legal
1	1 Vote	The "Internet of Everything" Trailer Tells the Truth About Mankind Through These Ancient Drawings
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z's "Open Letter" to DC Universe
1	1 Vote	26 Times Tumblr Perfectly Described Your Relationship With Fido
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, but Jamba Juice Isn't a Mouse
1	1 Vote	Bros, It Sure Sounds Like Jennifer Lawrence Is Still Coming: Here's the Official Box Art for You