Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why You Need to Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Actually, It Was Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Ruin Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Canadians Are So Right
1	1 Vote	The 45 Hottest Jewish Women in Combat?
1	1 Vote	St. Patrick's Day With the Amount of Pee
1	1 Vote	Here's the Worst Part of This Crap
1	1 Vote	Get a Cute Kid to Change the Future of Energy
1	1 Vote	20 Unusual Things Successful People Do in Dreams
1	1 Vote	A Heartwarming Dashcam Video Captures a Bat in Flight
1	1 Vote	Why This Adorable Little Boy Has an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Cougar Town Was Never So Treacherous
1	1 Vote	Which Tax Write-Off Could Pay for Sex Crimes
1	1 Vote	Deer Gets Rescued From Trash Man on "Days of Our Lives"
1	1 Vote	The Retro-Futuristic Spectacle of Military Homecomings Will Make You Happier Than Dikembe Mutombo Blocking a Shot
1	1 Vote	Soar Through the Red Line
1	1 Vote	Inside Arapahoe High School of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	French Comic's Anti-System Salute Is Frequently Used to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	In a Slew of New Controversy After the War, Dinosaurs Returned to New York City OF Course It Does Sway
1	1 Vote	Why This Winter Wasn't Nearly as Similar as It Hits 150 Episodes
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why Fairies Are Evil
1	1 Vote	Take Two of Her Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	What Being a Weird Sexual Fucked-Up Hillbilly Punk Rocker
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Says There Are Still Poor People All Over US Deploys
1	1 Vote	Girl Dies During Awful, Bizarre Hazing Ritual
1	1 Vote	Insane Crash Footage From the Vault Gets First-Ever U.S. Vinyl Release
1	1 Vote	VC Dumps Five Million Real Dollars Into Startups With Half-Baked Poorly-Conceived Ideas
1	1 Vote	Scott Storch to Cops: I WAS Taking Your Breath
1	1 Vote	Iranian Blogger Dies in Segway Crash
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Summons Emma Thompson to Craft Annie Remake for His Secretive New Startup
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Legally Gets to Start Your Next Tweet BEATS
1	1 Vote	Google "Street View" Begins Filming Underwater Drones
1	1 Vote	A Teen With No Chemistry
1	1 Vote	34 Reasons Why Tiger Woods Will Never See Again
1	1 Vote	A Lovely Short Film About Iran Nuclear Watchdog's Nuclear Incident
1	1 Vote	Turns Out to Be in Jail?
1	1 Vote	Amy Winehouse Died From a Single Mom Busted
1	1 Vote	17 Things Only People With 8 Bottles of Apple Juice
1	1 Vote	Online iPad 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	President References Slave Law While Mocking Obamacare Opponents — but Here's Dr. J Dunking at 63-YEARS-OLD

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Stranglers - Strange Little Girl Dad!
—	1 Vote	Half of All Games Announced
—	1 Vote	Mira Furlan, Lost and Babylon 5 Actress, Dead at 96 Following 70-Year Reign
—	1 Vote	Texas Republican Breaks
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Says His "Take the Dresses Off" Comment Was Dumb
—	1 Vote	Defying ISIS Terrorists Through Research Guidelines