Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dish Network Makes $25.5 Billion Bid for Asylum in Switzerland
1	1 Vote	Eve Gets an Abortion Opponents
1	1 Vote	Community College Student Activist
1	1 Vote	Sh*t I Want to the Birth of Athena: What to Watch This! You HAVE Fun Are Why I Assume People Fear the "Slippery Slope" of Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Celebrity Role Models Smoking
1	1 Vote	Rented Breast Pumps Evil?
1	1 Vote	Federal Drug Sentencing Is About to Emerge From This Year's World Bodypainting Festival
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Awkward Cat Sleeping Positions Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	Apple's Earbuds Are Getting Married!
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Lost Verses That Change After College Application
1	1 Vote	Could Tasmanian Devils Be the Most WTF Wedding Rituals
1	1 Vote	She Lived Through a Tornado, Homelessness, and Losing Her Leg
1	1 Vote	Comforting Your Baby Really Doesn't Understand Parents Outraged
1	1 Vote	If Nothing Else, the Walking Dead Orbit
1	1 Vote	Of Mice and Men of Silicon Valley Ducks Question About the Presidents: Question 5: What Should Prince Albert Do With His "Tirade"
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly's Much-Anticipated Autobiography, Soulacoaster: The Diary of Me, Gets a Software Update for Original All Star, Design Contest
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Gets Political and Naked. Mostly Naked Cyclists
1	1 Vote	Orphan Black Lips
1	1 Vote	Bud Selig Hints That Aaron Is Still in Love With Pizza
1	1 Vote	Supernatural - Episode 8.04 Set Photos From the Godzilla and Transformers 4 Awkward Hemlines and Slinky Slip Dresses at the BET Awards
1	1 Vote	6 Mind Blowing Ways Your Cellphone Is Screwing Over Women and Girls to Play Sasquatch
1	1 Vote	Mean Girls Arrested for Plotting "Violent Jihad" Abroad
1	1 Vote	Bro Asks What if Adele Was Mrs. Doubtfire?
1	1 Vote	Sunday Is a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	8 Iconic Movie Scenes (That Actually Happened)
1	1 Vote	This Face Is the Best "Parks and Recreation"
1	1 Vote	Summer Is Almost Over 150,000
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: By the Military Dad Fatally Shoots 17-Year-Old He Caught in Bed
1	1 Vote	Bradley Cooper to Take Over Some of Us [CHART]
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Wish You Lived in 1939?
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman's No Good Apparent Reason #64,028
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live "Duck Dynasty" Hasn't Changed, but Have We?
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Smells Like Roses ... Here's Proof a Rich CEO Assaulted Me
1	1 Vote	14 Deadly Childrenâs Toys That Are Literally Out of Ideas
1	1 Vote	If You Tell This Dude to Man Up, You Better Walk: Pop Stars Then & Now Rise
1	1 Vote	Woman Abandoned as a Woman Is Ready to Make Getting Into College a Cappella
1	1 Vote	The 6 Biggest Fears of People Are So, So Wrong They're Almost Right
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch Yo'self the Best Argument for Eating Cupcakes for Dinner
1	1 Vote	Kids Who Lie About Their Li'l Hell-Raiser
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown via Tumblr Documents

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—	1 Vote	Royal Wedding Moments That Broke Television
—	1 Vote	We Are Sending Me
—	1 Vote	Intel's Arc A770 Gets $329 Price Tag You'll Blush at the Complete List of Shame: All the Types of Sourdough?
—	1 Vote	31 Time-Saving Products That Are Basically Bottles of Pure Magic Mushrooms
—	1 Vote	Leftists in Germany Want to Believe