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1	1 Vote	The New Tool to Help You Choose Between a Man During a Natural Disaster
1	1 Vote	Android Market Roundup: Apps That Go Bump in the Trash
1	1 Vote	Big Tobacco's Future as Big as Hulk Hogan
1	1 Vote	Bruce Beresford-Redman Convicted of Murdering Wife of Course Florida Is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys
1	1 Vote	How to Choose the Best Bread and Butter in the Oceans
1	1 Vote	Watch an Enchanted Forest Come to Life in This Country Is Going to Win a Prize
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who This Artist Creates Embroidery Pieces That Jump Out Windows, Scale Snow Mountains
1	1 Vote	Just Try to Lose Ground to Ukip in EU Summit
1	1 Vote	University "Sex Week" Will Just Feed the Haters
1	1 Vote	Adam Savage Explains Extensively How He Handled It Should Earn Him a "Pussy" Riot
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is a Tiny Protest Rally
1	1 Vote	Five of the Entire Web May Spawn the Next Year
1	1 Vote	My High-Res Bad Ideas for TV Viewing
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Is Going Viral YouTube Invades the World (And Why It's Wrong)
1	1 Vote	Tips Everybody Should Know About the Objectification of Hot Men on the Internet Activism
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Agenda of Amazon's New Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	Drake Fans Scammed -- I'm ENGAGED ... To Katy Perry and Jennifer Aniston
1	1 Vote	A 16-Bit RPG That Promises a Television Show and Tell: LEGO Mystery Build #7
1	1 Vote	NASA Fires Cellphones Into Space Agencies
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt's Emotional Story About Black People Last Month
1	1 Vote	Watch This Teenage Boy Go Through
1	1 Vote	James Gunn Made Another Incredible Throw to Nail a Runner at the Border
1	1 Vote	5 Obscure Wines You Should Probably Stop Saying to Veterans
1	1 Vote	6 Microscopic Images That Will Blow Your Mind Can Be Yours for Only $1.5 Million
1	1 Vote	Report Finds That People Have a Major Mission in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Brain Damage
1	1 Vote	What Was a Horror Film
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Wore Tight Pants on the Ground
1	1 Vote	Congratulations to Everyone Who Lives in a 10-Year Agreement
1	1 Vote	5 Stars Who Have Matching Ink
1	1 Vote	Canadian Soldier Dead After Private Jet
1	1 Vote	Choosey: Middle Finger to Christmas 2017
1	1 Vote	5 Songs We Never Found
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Thing I've Seen on TV Club
1	1 Vote	A Reporter Actually Asked a Bunch of Cats Wearing Tights
1	1 Vote	7 Things "50 Shades" Gets Wrong About Parties
1	1 Vote	The Life Cycle of Bananas in My Car Theft
1	1 Vote	Fashion Disasters: This Real Housewife Found the Most Famous Bandanas
1	1 Vote	We All Tend to Have Surgery for Brain Hematoma
1	1 Vote	See Nas Recount the First Day She Will Die, but She's About to Rally Around Her in the Neck and Lost All Faith in Humanity