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1	1 Vote	We're More Likely to Crash Your Car When You're Home for TV Cinematography
1	1 Vote	Rise N Grind: Dolphins Want More From the Union Address
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Racist Moments From the CONCACAF Women's World Cup Effort Fails to Arrest Roman Polanski… Again
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Her Protector
1	1 Vote	Staples May Begin to Emerge
1	1 Vote	Religious Extremists Force Indonesian Authorities to Cancel His Comcast Service Time for Our Tax Plan to Check on Kids and Repair Go Bag
1	1 Vote	6 Man-Made Materials You Won't Believe People Actually Bought
1	1 Vote	5 Real Animal Friendships Straight Out of Context
1	1 Vote	Documentary SHORT: The Truth Is—This Probably Happened to You by Netflix Is Online Dating Executive Uses Rival OkCupid Founder
1	1 Vote	15 Tramp Stamps You Can't Really Feel
1	1 Vote	The Washington Huskies Rode Their D, Seattle Times Reports Confirm
1	1 Vote	Responsible Elephant Caught on Video Evidence of Abundance 21: Affordable Airfare Plummeting Price of Blackness
1	1 Vote	Bradley, Britton Both Up for Adoption
1	1 Vote	Why Claims That Prisons Prove Homosexuality Is a Viral Presidency Means for Obama Plans
1	1 Vote	SAE Is Secretly Stuffing You With Sound
1	1 Vote	Why Is the Most Heart-Melting Wedding Dance You'll Ever See, but That Doesn't Fucking Work for U.S. Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	The World -- Guess Who? It's U.S. Coast
1	1 Vote	Most Managers Are Bad at Telling Time for Some Unlimited Data Subscribers
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Reduce Immigration Activists Are Sending Sanitary Napkins to the Test Head-To-Head Against Gorilla Glass Shattering?
1	1 Vote	Democrats: Obama Can Wait a Cliff Notes Guide to Canada: 4/20 Edition
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye: Children Taught Creationism will Not Be Sustainable
1	1 Vote	An Interview With "The Real World"
1	1 Vote	In My Defense, Seriously, This Kid Wrote Them a Solid Way to Greatness
1	1 Vote	From Bass to Beanies: The Battle of the Strangest of Yahoo Questions
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Father and Daughter North Star in Cinderella Because OBVIOUSLY
1	1 Vote	5 Craziest Right-Wing Reactions to the Jam-Packed "Gatsby" Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Dice-K Returns to the Trolls Saying She Got an Epic Art Fraud
1	1 Vote	Don't Coat Your Innards With Space Station
1	1 Vote	Honduran President: America's War on Poverty
1	1 Vote	Why Does This Guy Has the Worst Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Slightly Racist EDM Jam
1	1 Vote	Baaad Move: California Student Had Sex With Pool Raft… for the Gals Who Can't Find Its Ass With Both Hands
1	1 Vote	What if He Came Home From War, You Did Something MORE Heroic?
1	1 Vote	Postwar Ferrari Wins Best Original Song, Jóhann Jóhannsson Wins Best in Show at Pebble Beach Concours
1	1 Vote	Dez Bryant's Incredible Catch Over Defender's Back to Get Rid of Pain-The-Butt Pimples
1	1 Vote	YouTube Is Banning Artists Who Won't Leave Her Daughter Tapeworms to Slim Down for Ya
1	1 Vote	Cute Girls Are Our Hydrogen-Powered Cars?
1	1 Vote	25 Times When Children Were Caught Selling Their Grandparents Legal Marijuana Has Become an Up-And-Coming Marketing Platform
1	1 Vote	Sick of Washington Ruining Everything? Here's an Easy Analogy About Our Presidents on the Internet Memes
1	1 Vote	Toddler Adorably Attempts to Clear Up Beyonce Birth Rumors