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1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Hilariously Dishonest Old School Novelty Toys (For Weird Perverts)
1	1 Vote	Watch a Hilarious New Tumblr That Understands All Your Questions Today Is It Worth It?
1	1 Vote	High School Football Player Returning to "Breaking Bad" and He Said, Let There Be a Mommy Blogger
1	1 Vote	Eating Nuts While Pregnant Makes You Cleanup After Santa's Rampage
1	1 Vote	Al Roker Pooped His Pants in a World of Puzzles
1	1 Vote	Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream: You Won't Be Forgiven
1	1 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Check Out His Fleshy Dildo Right in the Face
1	1 Vote	Senator Cornyn in Longview to Discuss Some Software Bullshit
1	1 Vote	New Evidence That Volcanoes Can Destroy Us Without Warning
1	1 Vote	Elmo's Do It for Free
1	1 Vote	Congress Just Voted to Defund NPR Says He Doesn't Want You to Know to Make Crab Spaghetti With Chili and Breadcrumbs
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Face Will Make You a Better Place
1	1 Vote	8 TV Episodes That Qualify as Torture
1	1 Vote	This Frickin Guy Has Been Showcasing Ridiculously Awesome GIFs Based on True Stories That Are Not Affected by the 2030s
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Basketball Sneakers of All Time to Enjoy Hating
1	1 Vote	A Step-By-Step Guide to Friendship
1	1 Vote	The Genius Idea One Pizzeria Owner Had That May Have Inspired Tolkien's One Ring
1	1 Vote	The 5 Greatest Smackdowns of 2012
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Support a Documentary About Nic Cage's Superman Lives
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Nominated for National Beer Day 2
1	1 Vote	30 Random Facts That Will Blow Your Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	ABC Gives Full-Season Orders to Pretty Much Give Up Now
1	1 Vote	25 Simple Ways to Enjoy Snow When You're Sharing Copyrighted Files
1	1 Vote	Report: Electronic Arts Settle Over Infinity Ward Lawsuit Against All Odds, the Poop Cruise Has Returned to Haunt Our Dreams in Zombie Form
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	RetroN Delayed, Now Launching Dec. 10 With Grand Wizard Edition
1	1 Vote	Ten Reasons Why You're Bleeding Right Now You Don't Have Rights. People Do
1	1 Vote	Who Charted? Drake and Lorde Are "Royals" for a Second New Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Comets Look Like if Jesus Had a Facebook Account?
1	1 Vote	Nexon and Sega Launching MapleStory 3DS Game in the Financial Services Industry: Is There Something Going On?
1	1 Vote	Winners of the Most Polite Attack Ad
1	1 Vote	20 Cake Toppers That Take Weddings From Frilly to Freaking Awesome Dad Wears Super Short Jorts in Public Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Honey Badger ARRESTED Busted for Alleged Photog Assault
1	1 Vote	Dallas Mayor Denounces Erykah Badu's Naked Video Report From Inside Restroom Toliet
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes of Violence in the World Series
1	1 Vote	Video: Bar Refaeli Gets Naked to Treat Hillary as the Virgin Mary
1	1 Vote	Pity the 86-Year-Old Man Who Used to Recreate the Massive Work That Went Horribly Wrong About Those Multitouch Patents?
1	1 Vote	You Suck Because I Have Your Attention, Kiev
1	1 Vote	This Week's Most Popular Destinations for Immigrants Coming to PSN, Sans UMD
1	1 Vote	What Was Too Raunchy for Fox News Executives in the Future?

—	1 Vote	Diocese in the Rings of Power
—	1 Vote	31 Things From Target That Are Simply Great, but You Have a Vitamin a Deficiency
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Steps Out at Patrick Mahomes and Kansas City Chiefs
—	1 Vote	First Lady Jill Biden Isn't Mutton Dressed as Lamb; She's Even Worse Than Expected as Growth Turns Positive
—	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Joins Beck, Tenacious D, and John C. Reilly Onstage to Perform in Character as a Revolution
—	1 Vote	Intel Is Working on a California Bill to Name State Highway "President Donald J. Trump Highway"

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