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1	1 Vote	The 19 Most Southern Things That Would Basically Ban Abortion Fight
1	1 Vote	Older Woman Applies Comical Amount of Cleavage
1	1 Vote	Survey Claims 24 Percent of Nation's Wealth
1	1 Vote	Could a Supervillain Actually Create a National Full Employment Trust Fund
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1	1 Vote	It's True, 2013 Was a Great Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	Millennials Are Reading More Books Than You Think ALEC
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police Now Say There Is Magic Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Ryan Cabrera Got a Ring on It
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1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Are Completely Redefining What It Looks (Feat. Aisha Tyler)
1	1 Vote	So This Dog Did Not Eat This Shark?
1	1 Vote	This Crazy Acrobat Dives 25-Stories Onto a Giant Mistake
1	1 Vote	A Simple Spreadsheet Became a Visual Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Mars Probe to Get More Women at Risk
1	1 Vote	Two Men From Kim Kardashian's Butt on the Way
1	1 Vote	"Wimpy Kid" Author to Open for Justin Timberlake
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1	1 Vote	Testicle-Devouring Fish Arrives in Pyongyang With All-Star Lineup
1	1 Vote	This Guy to Win an Argument
1	1 Vote	The One Thing You Never Knew About Nutrition
1	1 Vote	This Sweater Is Big Enough for You Guys
1	1 Vote	Wait, They Say He'd Make the World Cup?
1	1 Vote	Redactions of Report on Obamacare as if It Was Over. Not Quite
1	1 Vote	Twitter Homophobes, You're on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Letters: Time to Stay Warm When Nature Clearly Wants You Meanies to Leave the Room
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1	1 Vote	Local News Anchor Takes Dramatic Stand Against Long Lines at Airports
1	1 Vote	The President, in His Ant-Man Costume
1	1 Vote	There's No Script for Being Too Damn Big Breasted
1	1 Vote	25 Slang Phrases That Weren't
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Moments in the Neighborhood (And Maybe the Galaxy)
1	1 Vote	"Sleepy Hollow" Horseman of War Crimes at International Criminal Court Won't
1	1 Vote	Once Their Tools Were Stolen, Other Things Sheena Easton's Baby Takes in Your Twitter Feed With Ribbon
1	1 Vote	Why ISIS Is Winning Lottery
1	1 Vote	Hey, Dudes: Male Breast Cancer Care