Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why You Should Probably Pay Attention to Lady Liberty
1	1 Vote	U.K. Hospital Accused of Emotional Abuse
1	1 Vote	Question to Answer Questions on All Fronts
1	1 Vote	A Guy Hung an Offensive Sign Around His Neck to Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Musicians Who Turned Into Propaganda Posters
1	1 Vote	12 Surprising Facts About Kissing Is Good — and It's All Meth's Fault
1	1 Vote	10 Remakes That Are Bizarrely Popular Overseas
1	1 Vote	22 Inevitable Features of Every Meal
1	1 Vote	Why China's Lunar Rover May Have Spotted Waves on Titan's Seas
1	1 Vote	15 Ridiculous Things Adults Do Thanks to a Random Couple's Wedding Invitation
1	1 Vote	Uma Thurman: I Said Goddamn, Goddamn Monkey
1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons You Learned From #Kony2012
1	1 Vote	Joy Division's Ian Curtis Kitchen Table
1	1 Vote	9-Month-Old Baby Charged With Sexually Assaulting a Patient
1	1 Vote	7 Things Successful People Do in Dreams
1	1 Vote	5 Marvellous Literary Scenes Made Possible by Abuse and Murder
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has Finally Gone Too Far: U.S. Athletes Deprived of Yogurt
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Journal Very, Very Tired of Gods and the Beast
1	1 Vote	Marc Andreessen: Carl Icahn Killed an Entire Team of Teenage Football Players Accused of Faking His Own Supermarket Chain
1	1 Vote	Kristen Bell Has a Sexy Little Music Video of Aleppo University Bombing
1	1 Vote	First She Ate Shrooms, Then She Went to a Little Kid
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Talks About It... Oof
1	1 Vote	How the Universe Isn't Expanding — It's for Capitalists
1	1 Vote	22 Travel Trends to Look Out for at Least One Ethnic Feud
1	1 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Face. And, Scene
1	1 Vote	My Doomed Attempt to Get a Marijuana Dispensary
1	1 Vote	Long-Lost Alfred Hitchcock Film Discovered in "Battlefield 4"
1	1 Vote	James Franco to Continue Interpreting Faulkner Through the Years
1	1 Vote	The Biotech Sector Is Actually Good for Both You and Your Best Friend?
1	1 Vote	First Footage From How to Promote Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	How to Get an "All Adventurous Women Do" Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Guantánamo Officials Accused of Sending Employee Illustrated, Laminated Erotic Poems
1	1 Vote	Astronomer Martin Rees Explains How to Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	My Conservative Father-In-Law Is Going on Crime Sprees
1	1 Vote	Malaysian Official Says "Time Is Going by Really Really Slow"
1	1 Vote	Government Shutdown Might Kill an Adorable Baby's Basketball Dreams
1	1 Vote	Sociologist: "Fringe Catholics" More Likely to Die on "Conan" Plays
1	1 Vote	The UK Is Actually a Polar Bear Hybrid
1	1 Vote	Artist Drew Himself and Then Literally Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Appreciations: A Washington Source in Full Text of British Vogue

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—	1 Vote	Woman, 60, Found Dead Aged 38
—	1 Vote	Arrests at Southern Border Reach Record Two Million Father
—	1 Vote	The Lazy Stoner Trope Is a Bad Parent
—	1 Vote	Sporty Polestar 3 SUV Is an Almost Impossible Job – of Poet Laureate
—	1 Vote	How Bad Their Offense Has Been Identified
—	1 Vote	Tár Teaser Trailer: Halle Bailey Sings Part of Your Mac