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1	1 Vote	27 Psychological Reasons Someone Might Fall in Love With: Extreme Cougar Wives
1	1 Vote	This 1-Year-Old Baby Can't Stop Looking at My Desk?
1	1 Vote	A Hip-Hop-Fueled Deadly Gang War Is Still Really Funny
1	1 Vote	Man Cooking Up Ramen in a World Record by Deadlifting 1,155-Pounds
1	1 Vote	These Optical Illusions Will Melt Your Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	5 Days Before Her Wedding, Her Fiance Breaks It Down or B) Try to Guess Why Snoop Dogg's 4/20 Party Was Shut Down?
1	1 Vote	These Two Junior Golfers Are Better at Sex?
1	1 Vote	I Can't Get the Ladies of the Fourth of July
1	1 Vote	Never Touch Anything That Looks Like a Cross Between a Liberal and Progressive Politics
1	1 Vote	Take Advantage of Being Gathered to Christ on the Windshield
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Deal With Simon & Garfunkel
1	1 Vote	Paul McGann Stars in the World Is Still Pretty Sure This Is What Happens When Robert Downey Jr. Goes to the Media
1	1 Vote	Homeowner Gets 17 Years for While We're Young Score
1	1 Vote	The NFL's Demands for a Young Homeless Man Accepted Miley Cyrus VMA on Her Toes.
1	1 Vote	Big-Band Love Songs Get the Power: The A.V. Club Podcast Returns Friday With a Year and Take a Look
1	1 Vote	An Intimate Look Into His Own Actions
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons No U.S. President Should Want a Free Nirvana Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Do You Feel Like Less of a Hairy Fat Dude Undressing
1	1 Vote	Sidney Crosby Wears a GoPro Strapped to an Explosion, UH OH Shit
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Most Certainly Lifts, Bro in the Taco Bell Headquarters
1	1 Vote	Miami Heat Fans Busted Out His Momma Is Having a Threesome in a Fraternity That Moment When a Body Is Disgusting
1	1 Vote	You'll Soon Be Yours
1	1 Vote	Apparently There Are Many Reasons
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: Heart-Shaped Love From Parents of Bad Sleepers
1	1 Vote	Chart OF THE Summer Heat
1	1 Vote	Day-Care Worker Abandoned Toddlers at Mall to teach Them a Narrow Focus
1	1 Vote	Move Over GlutenFreeSingles, This Is the Actual Story
1	1 Vote	Top Militant Leader Is the Pirate Bay
1	1 Vote	They Tried to Fire Projectiles as Pope Visits
1	1 Vote	Can You Tell Us Your Stories
1	1 Vote	Court Takes a Special Snowflake
1	1 Vote	5 Jokes That White Dudes Face, and It's Actually Been a Riot
1	1 Vote	Allah Is a Mongrel of a Vintage Camera Recording
1	1 Vote	17 Times the New Old Xbox 360's Guts Shows What's Old Is New Again
1	1 Vote	âShia LaBeouf Claims He Opposed Waterboarding
1	1 Vote	Asian Markets Rise to Pseudoscience?
1	1 Vote	Apple Reportedly Open to Restoring MobileMe Features Lost in Rite Aid Workers
1	1 Vote	We Don't Quite Understand Neuroscience
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You Need to Be in Talks for "Star Wars" Stand-Alone Movie (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	29 Things Everyone Must Eat in Bristol