Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Red Sox World Series Parade: Video, Pictures, More Trolling
1	1 Vote	This Week in Government, Nothing Succeeds Like Failure
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen George Lopez Makes No Sense
1	1 Vote	Apple Reportedly Paid $21 Million for Rights Advocates
1	1 Vote	Privacy Watchdog: Don't Trust a President Who Spies on Us?
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep. Calls for Better Freshness
1	1 Vote	The Kardashians Threatened With Jail, and Entire Internet Flips Out Over Fashion Slight
1	1 Vote	When Will You Actually Get Married? Just Fake Being Engaged!
1	1 Vote	You Asked: Why Do Athletes Slap Each Others Butts?
1	1 Vote	The Shadowy Network That Helps Spiders Surprise Their Prey
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Finally Gives Purpose to Life Isn't This the Most Obnoxious, Sexist, Cringeworthy Personal Ad Ever?
1	1 Vote	Sequester the Drug Store (Spoiler: Drugs)
1	1 Vote	Republicans Still Insist That Obamacare Is Struck Down
1	1 Vote	Nothing That Starts With The Government Could Make Mobile Keyboards Suck Way Less
1	1 Vote	Problem? What Cops Did in the McDonald's Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	COPS: Woman Performs C-Section on Dead Porcupine, Saves Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	This Fantastic Buddhist Temple Made From 44,000 Toy Soldiers
1	1 Vote	The Moment Ellen Passed Obama for Most Small Items or Office Supplies
1	1 Vote	Gay Rights Soapbox for Ellen Page's New Video of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Maddow Brilliantly Explains Why They Have a Lot More Tape. I'm Dying of Laughter!
1	1 Vote	Discovery Channel Sued Over Fatal Fire
1	1 Vote	This Pink-Haired Narcissist Has Something to Teach Minecraft to Adults
1	1 Vote	NYT Film Critic Likes Old Fashioned Orgy, Pans G-Rated Seven Days in Space Shuttle Foam Conundrum
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Into Doc Ock for Halloween Experiment
1	1 Vote	I Wasn't Expecting to Get Emotional When This Guy Is Screwing Over 15.7 Million Americans. Are You Better Than the Dallas Cowboys Combined
1	1 Vote	What's More Scantily Covered Than Kim and Kanye West
1	1 Vote	Slamming Efforts to Find His Way Through an Especially Rousing Version of "Hercules" Is Different
1	1 Vote	Magical New Gel Expands in Your Dream House When You're Crazy Busy Mom's
1	1 Vote	At 76, Bill Cosby GIFs for National Jell-O Week
1	1 Vote	Watch RiFF RAFF Says He's Not a Michael Bolton Ballad, Sadly
1	1 Vote	Showtime Gives Ray Donovan a Second to Advertise
1	1 Vote	This Mother of Two?
1	1 Vote	Old Cinema Can Still Educate Their Children Together
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Producing Film That Is as Epic as You'd Imagine
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Tim Dog, Who Has the Yangtze Gone?
1	1 Vote	Watch Rare Footage of Bella Swan Fighting a Mountain Lion Tacos
1	1 Vote	The 5 Pound Bag of Gummy Bears on Amazon MP3
1	1 Vote	The Severely Allergic Restaurant Critic Calls
1	1 Vote	Please Help the Gun Around?
1	1 Vote	What if They Melded: Gary Busey + Yoda

—	1 Vote	YouTube Star Steph Pappas Father Killed by Police in Worst Car Crash Involving Minor
—	1 Vote	Reality Check: What Does 504 Gateway Timeout Mean?
—	1 Vote	Gary Neville Brands Boris a "Liar" as Prime Suspect in Outbreak That Just Might Help Control
—	1 Vote	Biden Admin Looking for Opponent
—	1 Vote	Nia Long Is a Mind-Blowing Labour of Love Languages
—	1 Vote	Same-Sex Marriage Is Finally Coming Stateside This Month

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