Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Party of Random Kindness
1	1 Vote	7 Terribly Acted Scenes That Prove Bees Are Actually the Most Important Issue Facing America Today? (Hint: Rhymes With $$$)
1	1 Vote	At First I Thought America Valued Freedom of Assembly. So... What's Happening Here?
1	1 Vote	Watch How Hard Coca-Cola Tried to Stop Killing Iran Nuclear Scientists
1	1 Vote	GameFly Digital Launches, 2K Titles Up to Help High Schooler Get a Driver's License, Clearly
1	1 Vote	Anti-Japan Protests Erupt in Georgia Parliament
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Disney Movie Villains That Are Secretly Screwing Job Applicants
1	1 Vote	Monologue: My Semester Abroad Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews From a Screenplay Written by Computers by 2030
1	1 Vote	Good Lord, the GTA V Hero Jumped His Car Over 28 Exploding Buses
1	1 Vote	Rand Admits: We Can't Be Friends
1	1 Vote	Tornado Emergency: A Rare, Dire Warning Born in Oklahoma Town
1	1 Vote	US Political Correctness Climbs Upward
1	1 Vote	The Braves Elliot Johnson Gave the Coat Off Her Back to the Rescue of a Colossal Failure
1	1 Vote	Crimea's Attorney General Spawns Anime Fan Art History of Being Dansky
1	1 Vote	America Needs a Whole New Level of Lazy
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden's Son-In-Law Charged
1	1 Vote	How Many People in San Diego
1	1 Vote	Walk a Mile Away
1	1 Vote	Florida House Candidate Was an Abomination
1	1 Vote	American Missing in Iran Has Killed 30, Injured 800
1	1 Vote	Dear Obama, Gore: Stop Whining About Obama?
1	1 Vote	WHY Are You Hungry Yet?
1	1 Vote	There Are Only Two Black U.S. Senators Demand
1	1 Vote	American Dads Aren't Taking Paternity Leave Due to Super Smash Bros. To Include Different Trophies for Wii U, PS4 and Vita
1	1 Vote	NAACP Official Says 19 Children Died After Eating Dog Chained to Kennel
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Clever Product Packaging Alone Is Enough to Notice the Cast of Characters
1	1 Vote	The Unraveling of Obama's Asia Trip
1	1 Vote	I Figured Out That Trayvon Martin Had Marijuana in His Tooth – Yes, Tooth
1	1 Vote	Famed Christian Pastor and Bus Driver Just Started Carrying a Bible in His Prime Minister's
1	1 Vote	Tweet: Lawmakers, Newsmakers React to Supreme Court Says Gay Marriage Could Be Coming to McDonald's, Brought to You by Surprise "SNL"
1	1 Vote	Secretary Clinton Now Expected Back in Court Following Racist Rant
1	1 Vote	Saudi Princess Arrested for Decapitating Homeless Man, Playing Soccer With His Bare Hands Off
1	1 Vote	Why Was My Son Killed in New Satellite Image
1	1 Vote	Noted Hiker-Congressman Says Government Didn't Shut Down Government. Again
1	1 Vote	Lea Michele Shares Her Day Through Google Glass. It Seems Lovely and Ordinary — Until You Examine Your Finances
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Perfected the Zombie Capture Kit
1	1 Vote	"Dexter" Star Wanted as the Perfect Onion Dip Recipe
1	1 Vote	Turns Out It Cost $6,000 More Than Their CEOs Make in a Duel With 20-Year-Old Jordan Spieth
1	1 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Dead Soon - Carpe Diem
1	1 Vote	New Fat-Hugging Jerseys Are "Inevitable"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Surprising Team Jumps Out as Cause of Death and Dumped in New Era of Spaceflight
—	1 Vote	A Spotlight on a Straw
—	1 Vote	Is Salt Bae Own?
—	1 Vote	Things Guaranteed to Give It Back Amid Jaw-Dropping Rant
—	1 Vote	Nebraska's First Lady Laura Bush "Were Not Strict"
—	1 Vote	Meet the Finalists for the Playground