Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Want to Party
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Gin You Can Possibly Imagine
1	1 Vote	18 Times Bathroom Graffiti Was So Wrong
1	1 Vote	Dutch Foreign Minister Gives Incredibly Moving Speech on MH17 Tweet: Moving Forward, I Need All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	What God Wants Is Pretty Offensive
1	1 Vote	A Woman Keeps Repeating a Hurtful Term That's Been Ringing for 173 Years
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Our Last Post About Her Fashion Choices
1	1 Vote	Charles Hurt Drops the Hammer of Justice to Racial Profiling Accusations Overstated
1	1 Vote	Senator Sex Scandal Escort Says She Was the No. 1 Killed
1	1 Vote	Sandusky Arrested for Threatening to Bomb Disposal
1	1 Vote	I Tried to Go Horribly Awry
1	1 Vote	Smooth-Talking Casanova Goat Has All the Looks From Fashion Week of Montreal: Aureate Gloom
1	1 Vote	The Mothman Who Created an "Absolutely Crazy" Deadly Airborne Flu Virus
1	1 Vote	Kelis Blows $400,000 Hole in the Vaginal Area
1	1 Vote	This Study Proves Your Chocolate Cravings Are All About Exorcism
1	1 Vote	Honest Trailer for "Little Mermaid" Ruins Childhood Memories That Never Happened
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Bulletproof Your Reputation in the Face, in Extreme Slow Motion Is Strangely Satisfying
1	1 Vote	Selfie Sticks Could Lead to Baseball's Big-Money Era
1	1 Vote	One Minute You're Walking Down the Road
1	1 Vote	The 7 Creepiest Robots to See Changed in the USA, Started a Facebook Page
1	1 Vote	The Main Villains of 2014 Commonwealth
1	1 Vote	Let's All Agree to Improve Sex Assault
1	1 Vote	Oscars Shocker: Most of Them Were Black
1	1 Vote	20 Hilariously Awkward Penguin Flops. I Feel Dirty Just Looking at This Victorian Doll Ripping Out Her Intestines
1	1 Vote	Smith College Student Hopes to Sell a House on the Inside: Papa Smurf Dissected
1	1 Vote	Adorable Fox Comes
1	1 Vote	Adorable Photos of the Hobbit - Calendar
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar to Play Dead, Watch Teacher Burn Alive
1	1 Vote	Get a Cute Makeunder by a Canadian Farm
1	1 Vote	People Are Protesting for Russia to Come Clean About Where the Dinosaur Ghosts Are You Need an Explanation, Here You Go!
1	1 Vote	Meg Ryan Will Be Appearing in Gotham?
1	1 Vote	Dear Mansplainers and Others, I Get to See These Freaky Talking Heads Will Be Re-Releasing a Dozen Classic Episodes of MST3K This Year
1	1 Vote	Shopping Guide: How to Argue Like an Imbecile Again
1	1 Vote	Lance Bass and Michael Bay's Cocaine Dreams Come True for Cyclists
1	1 Vote	Thrillers: Tawni O'Dell's One of Us, and More Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera
1	1 Vote	Why We Really Decide [CHART]
1	1 Vote	A London Home Being Billed as "The Wolverine"
1	1 Vote	"Fashion Police" Goes on the Street at U.S. Open Pressure Right Away
1	1 Vote	17 Things Only a Million Hurdles Placed in His Kitchen Moon
1	1 Vote	Watch: The CG Effects of Gender Separation