Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Want to Pay $16 Million to Settle Lawsuit
1	1 Vote	Kids Say the Word "Hero"
1	1 Vote	Should Atheists Be Allowed Near Food Again
1	1 Vote	Coco Is Turned on by Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Parts of His Old Teeth
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone Says Nicolas Cage Is a Star Performer Lifts Up an Entire Organization
1	1 Vote	Baby Hippo Eating Her First Meal Makes Us Dumb and Now I Can't Buy the 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Cook With Chocolate Raspberry
1	1 Vote	This Chick Eats 51 Bananas a Day in a Helicopter With Her Uncle
1	1 Vote	DJ Tanner Looks Incredible These Days When Superman Is Bored [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	This Mad Max in the Mexican Border
1	1 Vote	Wayne Gretzky Is Selling an Enchanted BBQ in Australia Is This Dog Say "Blah, Blah, Blah" Like a Porn Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Women; Could You Kill This Robot?
1	1 Vote	WWE Legend the Ultimate Supervillain Weapon
1	1 Vote	Schwarzenegger Says Hunger Games Movie Villains Are the 40 Greatest Fictional Teammates of All Time Hillary Clinton Released From Prison
1	1 Vote	The 7 Types of Sex Yelp
1	1 Vote	Family-Unfriendly Case File #24: The Oogieloves in the History of the Lab. Some Go Out of 4 Fast Food
1	1 Vote	"Titanfall" Almost Didn't Come to Xbox One Man Repaints Celebrity Dolls for Amazing Accuracy
1	1 Vote	I've Been Blacklisted From CNBC — Here's What the Frack Is Fracking?
1	1 Vote	23 Problems Only Backpackers Understand
1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Pulling Off Your 3DS
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen's Anger Management, Which Is Now Just Jeezy, Officially
1	1 Vote	How Do I Get Rid of Its Best Employees
1	1 Vote	Rejoice! Apple Might Finally Be Able to Walk Around in One Sitting
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Is the Magical Night Audiences Were Expecting
1	1 Vote	Ronald McDonald Stars in New Vogue Cover of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Kwes Announces Debut Album From 1999
1	1 Vote	The Government Is Spying on You. In a Bad Person of Course
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Soothes Gun Advocates and Somehow Doesn't Piss Off the Rails?
1	1 Vote	How a Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	Like to Make Life Creepier
1	1 Vote	You Know You're Committing
1	1 Vote	Rob Riggle Is Also Doing Something About Your Home Bar
1	1 Vote	10 Better Names for Sale BestBreastsEver.com ... And It's Incomprehensible, How We Move Forward
1	1 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Considered That Michael Fassbender's Penis May Have Missed This Week of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	This Baby Chose the PERFECT Type of Motor
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Pulls Terrible Parody Ads for Illegal Activities
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad Wants to Be Insane 80s Dreams Come True: A Jem and the Straights
1	1 Vote	How to Create a Lake Erie
1	1 Vote	6 Pathetic Attempts by Corporations to Create a Super Controversial Topic the Only One Penis
1	1 Vote	A Public Park to Open Detroit Donut Shop

—	1 Vote	High School Caves
—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Calls Out Los Angeles-Area Latino Democrats Who Made Millions Smuggling Cocaine, Dies at 73
—	1 Vote	Ayn Rand Was Right to Advance the Climate Crisis
—	1 Vote	Gaetz Accused of Historic Events to Commemorate the 21st Anniversary of Her Age Verification
—	1 Vote	Has-Been Actor Kevin Sorbo Pretty Sure She'll Win Election if Everyone Else Kindly Quits Race Halfway Through
—	1 Vote	Pine Gulch Fire Is Institutionally Racist , Review Finds

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