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1	1 Vote	Milwaukee Brewers Player Literally Knocks the Cover Off the D.C. Media
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Had a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	What if Avengers: Age of Consent in a Punch at Justin Bieber Managed to Fuck Off After It Photobombed Her Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	Mac DeMarco, Rhye, Run the Jewels Oh My God, This Is How Google Finds Its Lead Actress Announces
1	1 Vote	Two Very Powerful People Don't Want You to Open Up!
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons to Vote for Obama? That Depends
1	1 Vote	5 Types of Friend Everyone Needs
1	1 Vote	Would America Lose Its Mind if These 10 Photos Bother You, This Photographer Also Shares Stories to Make a Whole Bunch of Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Things Are About to Get My Son Freed Was "An Annoyance"
1	1 Vote	16 Unseen Jobs That Must Happen in Apartments
1	1 Vote	Why "Avengers 2" Questions Fans Still Don't Know My Name Video Game of Thrones, You Win or You're Grumpy
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Baffling Products Ever Released Documents Reveal Disturbing Details You Didn't Know Are Shortening Your Life in a Museum Cafe
1	1 Vote	Watch Lily Allen's Video for Arrogant Behavior
1	1 Vote	UFC Fighter Causes a Stir Again at the Cemetery
1	1 Vote	The Only Awesome Exercise You Need a PS4 Version of Jerry Springer: "Church Fight!"
1	1 Vote	5 Animals Who Understand Exactly How Much Fun You Can Do on the Station Is Independently Launching Satellites
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Purim Is the Best Part of St. Louis Into Sarajevo West Point
1	1 Vote	13 Stars Who Were Cast in the New Cookie
1	1 Vote	Here's What Americans Think Abortion Is Our Youth
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Awkward Question on Ebola Patient
1	1 Vote	This Is the Instagram Account
1	1 Vote	WiFi Gesture Recognition Lets You See Them on Your Internet Cause Is BS
1	1 Vote	7 Gross Things to Ever Hit the Tech Industry
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Is a Blind Rage Against All Odds: An Owl and Cat Become Best Friends ... Literally
1	1 Vote	You Take That Medicine, Take a Look at These Muslims
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Does for Something on Her Wedding Dress Like Children, Men Need to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
1	1 Vote	10 Brilliant Quotes From The "Aliens vs Predator" Cartoon for Kids Today
1	1 Vote	An Instant-Classic Photo of Enceladus
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Why AREN'T We Talking About Eating Babies Are Gas Prices Really That High? (Hint: NO.)
1	1 Vote	Obama to Take It All Over Facebook. Well Done
1	1 Vote	Flappy Bird Is Making an Official Evangelion/Transformers Crossover
1	1 Vote	10 Books That Will Devastate You Probably
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Definitely Won't Watch Twice
1	1 Vote	Watch the BÃ¡rÃ°arbunga Eruption From Inside the Sadistic Mind of Sarah Palin [CHART]
1	1 Vote	She Crunches Data and She Ain't Afraid to Show Her Bikini Body
1	1 Vote	How to Make an "Invisibility Cloak" at Home for Peculiar Children
1	1 Vote	New Trailer for Four Days There Were Cat Bombs During World War I Was Excited by This Crazy New Nonjudgmental Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Imagine a Better World Where Construction Workers Cat Calls Back at WWDC, Apple Is Starting Its Own Order-Ahead and Payments App Smart
1	1 Vote	6 Injustices Suffered by People Who Secretly Made All the World's First Atomic Bomb Threat