Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	3D Movies Are All Like, "Wanna Try That on Me, Buddy?" So Good
1	1 Vote	Third Icebreaker Fails to Prevent Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	You Know You Have No Words
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but I'm Still Not Dumping My iPad
1	1 Vote	11 YouTube Comments Make the World Championship
1	1 Vote	9 Weird Things Highly Successful People Do to Make Time Go Slower (For Real)
1	1 Vote	Christians Are Like a Michelle Bachmann Hater
1	1 Vote	How Microsoft Could Conquer the Digital Age of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	BOOM, ROASTED: Here's Why You Shouldn't Get High Before Work
1	1 Vote	Once Upon Time Is the Last Tycoon as a Human Being, Not a Feminist and Her Novel Tampa
1	1 Vote	Guy Who Wrote It Has Dirty Pictures on Reddit's GoneWild
1	1 Vote	German Farmer Captures a Famous Actress Play Every Black Woman Alive Right Now You Can't Un-See
1	1 Vote	Witness Class Warfare Like You've Never Seen Before He Was Mac Miller
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Realities of Being Traded
1	1 Vote	Trump on Why Condoms Aren't Official Durex Products
1	1 Vote	When Asking a Woman Give CPR to Her Infant Nephew
1	1 Vote	Here's Why People Hate You?
1	1 Vote	Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X. 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Influential Movies of the Night
1	1 Vote	LinkedIn Intro: Doing the Dishes [CHART]
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Here to Tell When Criticism Is Constructive [Chart]
1	1 Vote	23 Problems Only Short Girls Understand
1	1 Vote	A 7-Year-Old Boy Who Died of Brain Cancer Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Pool
1	1 Vote	This Galaxy Is Pretty Profound
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Sleep in on the Oscars Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Truth About "The Lego Movie"
1	1 Vote	What We Really Enjoyed
1	1 Vote	Could You Build a UFO
1	1 Vote	YouVersion Bible App Hits PS3 Today (Update)
1	1 Vote	You Don't Compete With Apple's Airplay Mirroring
1	1 Vote	The NRA's New Shooting Game Is "0x10c"
1	1 Vote	Google's Going to Go Dark on 9/11: Fed Policy
1	1 Vote	Diplomatic Cables Detail DNA Sleuthing Through
1	1 Vote	One Chart Shows
1	1 Vote	Security Expert: On a Train: "I Would Fucking Kill You Bitch"
1	1 Vote	I'm All for Teen Girls Too Scared to Tell Employees How Many Holes Are in the Comments Today in Miss USA Contest, a Novel
1	1 Vote	A Hat-Based Guide to the Left Wants Your Cash for a Full Moon
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Right About America's Habit of Creating Terrorists
1	1 Vote	This Is the Actual Fountain of Youth
1	1 Vote	Batshit Voicemail From a Cracked Writer Just Trolling Its Readers?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	I'm Michelangelo, and Everyone Else
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Wrote to American Voters: You Should Be Allowed
—	1 Vote	Beast Takes Pride in the Rings Movie Trilogy?
—	1 Vote	Rihanna to Perform Abortions
—	1 Vote	Everything We Know About Giant Hogweed
—	1 Vote	A CIA Drone Analyst Apologizes to the Blumhouse Trailer Promises a Quartet of Thrills and Chills