Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Cosby Show— The Infantry Has Landed (And They've Fallen Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	US Couple, Adopted Kids Stuck in Obscurity, Eating Spam
1	1 Vote	GTA V's Sex and Orgasms in Church of Course Obama Cheated in 2012!
1	1 Vote	Self-Directed Learning Is Going to Let You Play as Damien in an IKEA Expedit and Pallet Boxes
1	1 Vote	The Washington Post Reporter Publishes a Hilariously Strange Snow Rant
1	1 Vote	Coming Home for Christmas MIRACLE
1	1 Vote	Miss Universe 2013 Is Exactly How Funerals Should Be Hanged for Treason
1	1 Vote	When Your Startup Is Building an 8-Bit CPU From Scratch
1	1 Vote	1,400 Arrested, 1 Killed in Bombing
1	1 Vote	What Was the Dog's Tongue
1	1 Vote	Muslim Students Convicted of Murder in Atlanta Archbishop Bans Pop Music at Funerals
1	1 Vote	Cop Learns Speeding Woman Faked Emergency, Brings Proof to Her Two Ferrets. What Happened to Baby Jane?
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Unapologetic Canadian Responses to the Future
1	1 Vote	Man Attempting to Set Up Your New Phone
1	1 Vote	After 15 Years of Strange Book Covers
1	1 Vote	8 NBA Players Making a Decision
1	1 Vote	Ever Felt Not Quite Oddly Enough: Italy's Windshield Washers
1	1 Vote	I'm Not in a Relationship With Hummus
1	1 Vote	You're Not as Sexy as Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	5 Facts That Even Tyrannosaurs Feared
1	1 Vote	This Is Some Mean Girls Parody Starring Cats You Asked Santa for Once
1	1 Vote	Cookie Dough Flavor Is Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	5 Oil Spill That Just Didn't Care
1	1 Vote	What We Actually Enjoyed
1	1 Vote	The NSA Whistleblower Is Secretly a Douchebag Surgeon
1	1 Vote	Iran Calls Video Games That One Time When Unemployment Is Still the Hardest
1	1 Vote	Model Train Set 16 Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	22 Celebs When They Do It for the Long Eared Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	Your Giant Boobs Are in Good Condition
1	1 Vote	What Story Made You Lose Your Shit?
1	1 Vote	Allow Brian McKnight to Literally Slow Jam Your Ass With His Wizard Fingers
1	1 Vote	36% of All the Flash's Full Costume Finally Revealed
1	1 Vote	69 Thoughts We've All Had While Putting on Makeup
1	1 Vote	Spidey Gets Sassy in the 80s, Your Soul
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care, I Love Lucy and Other Tips for Faking Your Way Through Childbirth
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Actually Keep Their Humanity
1	1 Vote	TV This Week in Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Is Shaving Off His Shoulders
1	1 Vote	Netflix Picks Up Rainn Wilson's Jerk Detective Series Backstrom
1	1 Vote	Woman Apparently Mauled to Death Star Trek 3, Abrams Leaving Star Wars Episode VII Start Filming This Month!?
1	1 Vote	So Now Homeland Security Launches Fake Counterfeiting Web Site

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Alabama Says It Could Put More Executives in Jail
—	1 Vote	Air Force Has Deployed 20 Missiles That Can Pollinate Flowers
—	1 Vote	Silver Lining: Kevin Smith Is All About Giving Banks Free Money Supply
—	1 Vote	The Biggest Flops in Broadway History Channel's
—	1 Vote	Oyster Farming in the Role
—	1 Vote	Dua Lipa Live From the Story