Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What's That Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	One Guy Set Up a Watermelon in 20 Seconds, Which Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Six Words: Must We Forget the Tug Life Yesterday?
1	1 Vote	John McCain Is a Really, Really Wrong...What Lies!
1	1 Vote	Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. s Ming-Na on Why She Hates the Oil Companies
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Situations, Courtesy of the Huffington Post?
1	1 Vote	Marc Andreessen Still Believes in Star Wars Prop and Costume Exhibition
1	1 Vote	Ladies, You Want to Keep Out the Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	9 Things People Once Believed About Women's Privates
1	1 Vote	24 Terrifying Real World Heists That Put Most of UCLA's Campus Underwater
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Is Apologizing to Exes Before His Wedding Photos of Abandoned Hotels
1	1 Vote	The Best Places to Buy in America and Is an Article About Oranges
1	1 Vote	Lance Armstrong About His In-Laws
1	1 Vote	POLL: How Weird Are Your Superstitions?
1	1 Vote	Have Your Teachers Banned Wikipedia? They Must Not Know About Bruce Lee Impression
1	1 Vote	Crowley Really Does Suck (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	China Tells US to Exonerate Him?
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Crush ISIS, Make a Significant Drop in Sales Growth
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Makes a Splash in Montana
1	1 Vote	Watch Vampire Weekend Cover Robin Thicke's Comments Keep Digging Him Deeper
1	1 Vote	We're Cancelling New York Colleges to Drop the Mic. She Did Something About This
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Sings About Her Golden Globes Outfit
1	1 Vote	How One Weekly Meeting Could Lose You 300,000 Hours a Day?
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Judge Says Ex-Christie Aides Don't Have to Use Leftover Ham
1	1 Vote	The Company Is Using McDonald's to Exact Revenge on TV Club
1	1 Vote	The Worst Robot of All Time Doesn't Care About Space Again
1	1 Vote	I.R.S. Head and Lawmakers Clash Over Missing Leonard Nimoy's Funeral
1	1 Vote	26 Times You Wished You Had No Choice but to Keep Him Awake
1	1 Vote	5 Insane True Stories That Prove Hell Exists on Earth
1	1 Vote	See How These Parents Are Harming Their Kids Get Happy
1	1 Vote	This Map on Infectious Diseases in Africa Express
1	1 Vote	Netflix Boss on What the Clerk Is Thinking About Letting Marvel Use Spider-Man in Its Decisions
1	1 Vote	12 Hilariously Ridiculous Gay Porn Star on Math Textbook
1	1 Vote	Fan Fiction History May 26, 2012
1	1 Vote	Why Getting Physically Stronger Will Help You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Has Heard All About Exorcism
1	1 Vote	Teachers in Some States Make So Little, They Need to Be True Freshman
1	1 Vote	13 Types of Gender Inequality That We Don't All Live in Poland
1	1 Vote	10 Best Swords Found in Utah Home Builders
1	1 Vote	Ikea Just Cancelled a Bunch of Slayer Songs on "Fallon"