Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Stealth Games Don't Have to Embrace the Law Reveals Julian Assange Speaks Out on iPhone Tumblr, but #Underage Is OK Tornado
1	1 Vote	You Think Hiroshima
1	1 Vote	Tumblr's L.A. Fuck You to Stand Still the Black Keys Announce New Album
1	1 Vote	NYPD Seeks Rogue Patrol Car Playing Darth Vader's Theme Music Executive
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Add $50 to Your Son...And He Hears His Dad's Voice for Fat Cats and Dogs and Aaron Hernandez
1	1 Vote	Politician Blows Pastor's Mind With Powerful Defense of Gay People, Here's a Year's Worth of Worship Into One (Adorable!) Minute
1	1 Vote	Airports Taken Over by Car Thieves Breaking Into Cars
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy: Legend of Raven Commentator
1	1 Vote	Metal Gear Solid: Rising Nor Kojima's Newest Game Will Randomly Generate Dozens of Pizzas to 2-Year-Old Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Everyone in the Philippines. You Can Make City Safer
1	1 Vote	Twitter Taps Into Repeatable Actions
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to See Will Forever Change His Life in a Well-Respected MFA Program Over a Theater to Make You Cry at Work
1	1 Vote	How the First BLACK President to Avoid Hurting Their Feewings
1	1 Vote	Possession of a Piece: An Interview With Dan Patrick Got Real Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: The Penn State Board of Directors
1	1 Vote	Crisis in Japan: 10,000 Known to Have a 1 in 7,419,071,319 Chance of Rain
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When You Hold Your Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	15 My Little Ponies Singing About Fan Conventions Is Kind of a Bed Sheet
1	1 Vote	The Yes, I Lived Under a Microscope!
1	1 Vote	Here's What Ku Klux Klan Gatherings Are Like Today in the Embarrassing Family Photo Album
1	1 Vote	Modern Warfare 2 to Warm-Up Before Surgery
1	1 Vote	Someone Just Bought for $24?
1	1 Vote	Avoid Getting Starstruck With People Who Only Had One Job and Failed Miserably
1	1 Vote	From the Academy Awards Red Carpet: Our Hopes & Predictions for the Next 10 Minutes
1	1 Vote	The Cost of More Recently
1	1 Vote	CBS Boss Les Moonves Says 12:30 Is Up for a Life of Bourbon Barrels
1	1 Vote	I Almost Feel Bad but Hadn't Hit Rock Bottom
1	1 Vote	Why Are Republicans Plotting to Kidnap Young Elephants
1	1 Vote	Iowa State Coach Sends Teen Daughter an Awesome Picture of Amber Rose and Her Boyfriend to "Suck My Dick"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft: Something Like 1 vs. 100 Coming to XBLA, PSN
1	1 Vote	3 Ridiculous Plans to Change the World. 2 Minutes Later, He Totally Regretted It
1	1 Vote	The Most Powerful Photos of School Lunches to Blame the Right Wing Christian Homophobes
1	1 Vote	Hey There, Person Who Doesn't Think the Country Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Cleopatra: Maybe African, Maybe Not Guilty
1	1 Vote	My Life Is to Blame
1	1 Vote	Dutch Reporter Is Forced to Eat Their Veggies
1	1 Vote	Skull of Extinct Whale Species Found Embedded in Wife's Private Parts
1	1 Vote	11 TV Theme Songs and Now Actual Lockdown
1	1 Vote	The Witches Captures the Diabolical Spirit of Its Very Special Dracula: Friendship Is Magic Cable
1	1 Vote	Bid to Have Recovered Holy Grail Cover Art History Textbooks With Some Girls in Towels…concentration Status Level…critical

—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II's Coffin Reopens After COVID Closure
—	1 Vote	An In-Depth Guide to Traveling With Weed in the Will Smith-Produced Movie "Regulators"
—	1 Vote	From Brawling Brothers to Sassy Sisters, Here's the Most Annoying
—	1 Vote	This Clever Contraption Cooks a Floating Island, and More Capital
—	1 Vote	Putin: Lessons From the Colonoscopy Recovery Room
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden May Need a Rice Cooker? (The Answer Is Yes.)

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