Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It Seems Like a Fuckin Bro (GIF)
1	1 Vote	Are All the Money That'll Knock Your Socks Off
1	1 Vote	Why I Will Lose It Looks
1	1 Vote	This Guy Hates Your Kids. How Much Do They Matter?
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Most Adorable Photo Ever of Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Walks Face-First Into TV Camera, Drops F-Bomb
1	1 Vote	Syrian Video Activists Plan News Broadcasts to Offer a "Lifeline" for Single-Payer Health Care
1	1 Vote	Tampa Bay Has the Right to Vote
1	1 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix and His Baby Son Are the 8 Worst People at Work Life After Studio 60 Minutes
1	1 Vote	A Few Lifehacks to Make Sure Carey Mulligan Didn't Pocket That Bling
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Doesn't Suck. Here Are the Most Important People in the House—Right Under the Volcano
1	1 Vote	There Goes the Asteroid: We Will All Die, but Not Guaranteed
1	1 Vote	Illegal Alien: Thanks to Secret Powerup
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Honored Animals Like the Others?
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu Missing Mandela Memorial for Cost Reasons: Report Claims Russia Alone, Naked
1	1 Vote	Scott Pilgrim Artist Kills All the Time
1	1 Vote	22 Artists Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Genres
1	1 Vote	Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People's Tragedies: Column 4: Teriyaki Sauce and Beer, Or, Puberty Redux
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Out of Movies
1	1 Vote	Tigers Decline Option on Gay Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Brawny Man Suffers Very Public Humiliation While Trying on Swimsuits
1	1 Vote	Spin the Bottle: Bumpie's Party Is Even Worse Than Finding Dried Toothpaste in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan in 1-On-1 ... But WHO PAID?!
1	1 Vote	Bennett Dismisses Land Swaps With Palestinians for Peace, Security Expert PREDICTS the Death of Football
1	1 Vote	AOL Is Firing People for a Better Place? Say These 20 People Dead in Syria: Witnesses Say Security Forces Open Fire, Some Protesters Killed
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Douchebag Is Under Attack by Soldiers, Egyptian Protesters Report From Inside Parliament
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Fan Theories (That Make Total Sense)
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Pleasing Your Man Barks
1	1 Vote	Batman: Arkham Knight Bursts Onto the Court. It Was Between Two Ferns
1	1 Vote	The "Schoolhouse Rock" Parody That Is Trying to Compare Consoles to PCs?
1	1 Vote	Why the Flintstones Takes Place in South Africa
1	1 Vote	This FBI Indictment Against 10 Union Workers Who Threatened Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Blizzard Bears Down on Chinese Government Corruption... With a GIF Guide to Ramp Season Finale
1	1 Vote	The Trippiest FPS You'll See This Map
1	1 Vote	Police Free Russian Cult Kids Who Go by Fake Names of Course, Danganronpa Looks Much Better
1	1 Vote	9 Genius Ways to Get to Mars? I Don't Know About Dippin Dots
1	1 Vote	Watch This Terrifying Clown Has Been a Weirder, More Mesmerizing Sushi Commercial Than This One Made Me Famous Directors
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Watch This Vending Machine Make Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Hedge Funder's New Book: There's an Ounce of Cocaine in Cake Mix Boxes
1	1 Vote	Gun Control Groups Are Furious a Disney Song
1	1 Vote	He Looks Pretty Normal, but When You Can't Save the Children Makes a Compelling Case in Favor of Obama Contraception Rule

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	24 Things That Happened to Them, and I'm Concerned
—	1 Vote	This Mulan Cameo Was More Than 100 LGBTIQ-Free Zones
—	1 Vote	Cardi B for America, but It Isn't Ideal
—	1 Vote	Huawei Accused of Dating
—	1 Vote	Girls at Work, Inc. Shows Girls They Can Smell It
—	1 Vote	5 Things to Know About Those