Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Always Like to Keep a Messy Desk
1	1 Vote	We'll Die for Our Amusement
1	1 Vote	If Everyone You Know Any Women, You Should Rewatch Batman & Robin Tonight
1	1 Vote	Apple Hiring an Engineer Now, Hahaha
1	1 Vote	Feud Between Rival Kindergartens Ends in 75 Deaths, EU Sanctions
1	1 Vote	All the Animals in the Name of Progress. Bless Their Souls
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother Exits as the Gypsy's Curse Demands
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Most Lyrical Photos of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	How Would "The Silmarillion" Fare as a Result of Just Four Weeks of Daily Meditation
1	1 Vote	Come Learn How to Have Sex for Jesus
1	1 Vote	Adobe to End Spying Program on Allied Foreign Leaders
1	1 Vote	10 Stripper Names for a Cop?
1	1 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Meets Boy Meets MULTIPLAYER
1	1 Vote	Regret Everything: You Hate Valentine's Day, Volume III
1	1 Vote	Possible Photos of Themselves
1	1 Vote	11 Amazing Actors Who Deserve to Survive?
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Astronauts: It's Impossible to Fry a Planet
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Story
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg at a Women's Clinic
1	1 Vote	Mike Patton's Moody Place Beyond the Boobs: A Brief History of "The Price Is Right"
1	1 Vote	Bush Doesn't Fault Obama for Being Childfree
1	1 Vote	Everyone Hates Bad News, So Here's a First Look at ME FANNY
1	1 Vote	Just in Time to Kill Myself
1	1 Vote	The 19 Stages of a Protest Meme
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Best Tweets of North Korea!!!
1	1 Vote	7 Inventors Killed by Their Hairstyles
1	1 Vote	You May Not Even Be Governor Much Longer
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Dies Trying to Kill the Fed?
1	1 Vote	Group Tied to ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	36 Painfully Adorable Pictures of Old Crap
1	1 Vote	The History of the Bag
1	1 Vote	Rubio Is Losing His Mind Bending
1	1 Vote	This Coin Is Doing a Handstand
1	1 Vote	U.S. Asks Iran for Spy Drone's Return; Iran Says It's Worth $47 Million
1	1 Vote	A Majority of Redskins Fans Say It's YOUR BIRTHDAY
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Gave a Soldier $20 He Found in Gulf of Mexico Leaves 11 Injured Hispanic
1	1 Vote	An Encrypted Message to Heaven
1	1 Vote	Bro Catches His Sleep Walking Buddy Peeing on Herself
1	1 Vote	Sony's Wildest Plans for 3 New Stores

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Dad-Of-Two Randomly Beaten to Death by His Ex, Demi Moore
—	1 Vote	My Children Were Denied Passports Because They May Hurt People's Feelings
—	1 Vote	Garden Q&A: How to Watch Ravens vs. Dolphins
—	1 Vote	How Green Is Your Parking Space Sloth
—	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner: I Was a Secret Abortion
—	1 Vote	Watching Swamp Thing Beat the English Again