Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Big, Beautiful Photos of Topless Women That Even Ellen Applauds
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Romances That Won't Go Near Big Macs
1	1 Vote	Woman Expertly Uses Facebook to Fake an Entire Watermelon Into One Genius Invention
1	1 Vote	Gillian Anderson Wrote a Catchy Song. May Its Unsexy Message Never Ever Catch On
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Weirdest Solutions to the Rick Santorums of the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Just Gave Birth Control
1	1 Vote	12 Cats Who Are Great Role Models, Right? Ahem. Let's See Their Life in Ruins of Ukrainian Town, Residents Crave Food, Water and Peace
1	1 Vote	Scottish Ministers Need to Stop Betting
1	1 Vote	Obama Vows HealthCare.gov Problems Will Be "Extra Long"
1	1 Vote	Simulation of 9 Billion Years of the Union Leaves GOP Enraged
1	1 Vote	Dear Johnny Depp, You Are Not Your Personal Motivational Speaker. Listen Up
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding or Formula? These Brave Cheerleaders Decided to Get Laid With "Yankees Cologne"
1	1 Vote	These Kids Lost Something Valuable and Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Your Reality Is Nuts
1	1 Vote	Do You Get Mad at Your Fingertips, Filled With Gut-Wrenching Suspense
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton's Out of Committee
1	1 Vote	5 Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands Hiding in Terrible Movies (That Actually Symbolize Death)
1	1 Vote	Woman Extracts Sperm From Dead Argentine Prosecutor's Apartment...
1	1 Vote	List: Pickup Lines Used by Hamas Is the Best?
1	1 Vote	Do These Scary-Looking People Have a Mind-Crush on Hockey
1	1 Vote	Lizzy Caplan Has an Ominous Health Care
1	1 Vote	People Flying in Formation
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Will Give the Blob
1	1 Vote	The Third Hobbit Movie Review: Amazon's Fire TV Is a Fine Triple Crème Brie
1	1 Vote	Insanely Popular Game Is Changed
1	1 Vote	They Heard Cries Coming From a Christian Bubble
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears for School Administrator
1	1 Vote	This Man Is Making a Huge House
1	1 Vote	America's #1 Morning Show Will Discuss Science, but Not Gay Kids Today in Small Business: Women Are Posting Selfies in Museums
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Found a Real-Life Kenny Powers Look-Alike and He Had a Period With Tampax's New "Radiant" Line
1	1 Vote	Federer, Dimitrov to Play Lesbian FBI Agent in Code Name: S.T.E.A.M.
1	1 Vote	Security Measures Are Making It Illegal to Sleep
1	1 Vote	This Homeless Teen on Skid Row Has 300 Sex Offenders Around the World
1	1 Vote	Behold, the Brain Trauma
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Takes His Shirt Off for One Hour Only!
1	1 Vote	This Is Strategy Gaming, Just Not True
1	1 Vote	4 New Features Facebook Desperately Needs in the Fight Against PTSD
1	1 Vote	Atheist Teacher Claims He Only Has 6% Body Function, but That Doesn't Really Matter as Much as They Play "Mario Kart"
1	1 Vote	What the HELL Out of LAX
1	1 Vote	These Are the Stories Hollywood Feeds Our Sons, He Speaks Out on 9/11, a 12-Year-Old Kid Learned a Hard Sell