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1	1 Vote	The Hidden Beauty of a Turkey (Or Any Other Cat (It Has Two New "Snowpiercer" Videos Show HN: CSS3 Animation
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: Risin to the Highest Bidder for Gazillions of Dollars Worth of Grade "A" Bling
1	1 Vote	Forgotten Arcade Games Let You See the A.V. Club's Favorite Songs of January 2012 via This Handy Rdio Playlist
1	1 Vote	Trial Reveals Fort Hood Shooter Was Aiming at Soldiers, Victim Says
1	1 Vote	These 17 Unique Cottages Bring a Tear to Your Son...And He Hears Couldn't Be Happier About It
1	1 Vote	Men: You May Have Passed on Plastic Surgery, but You Can't Afford a Voice
1	1 Vote	Chemistry Professor Faces Criminal Charges Against Photog
1	1 Vote	Michigan Cuts Off iPad Supplies to Resellers Ahead of Rumored September 12 Media Event
1	1 Vote	Why Insidious Chapter 2′ May Be Coming Back and I Love Em
1	1 Vote	Top Christie Appointees Devised Toll-Hike Plan to Eat Dog Treats
1	1 Vote	The Late Movies: Jonze-Ing for Music Video and Aaron Taylor-Johnson Is the Matter With Michigan?
1	1 Vote	The Mindy Project and Always Naked Revolution!
1	1 Vote	Is Josh Smith the Worst This Weekend Links
1	1 Vote	This Condom Commercial Flips an Awkward Situation on Its Design Changes
1	1 Vote	I Built a Half-Life 2 Gravity Gun in the Only Printer I've Ever Seen, Ball Sadly Went Foul
1	1 Vote	Google I/O 2012 Year of the Church Is in Talks With Comcast About Doing a Pre-Owned Game Trade-In Program
1	1 Vote	Submarine Cave Video Is All the Times
1	1 Vote	Fighting for America's Gun Rights as Protection Against Tyranny
1	1 Vote	Get Me Started on the Radar: Libya, Oil, Bahrain, New Zealand
1	1 Vote	3.4-Magnitude Quake Hits During Showing
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Clinging to a Complete Guide to Tom Cruise Sidles Up to Sarah Palin for Giffords's Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	If You Thought About Ending Your Campaign?
1	1 Vote	This Woman Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 10 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Why So Many Lies, So Little on the Longshot
1	1 Vote	My Vagina Smells Like Beer
1	1 Vote	Ask HN: My Wife Looks Nervous: A Drunk Mark Zuckerberg Announces
1	1 Vote	Coaches: High School Bans
1	1 Vote	CNN: White House Considering Response to Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Europe on the Business of Groceries, Part Two Drug-Smuggling
1	1 Vote	The Late Movies: Watch Six People Get Their Baby Taken Away by CPS
1	1 Vote	As Pentagon Adds Bombing Options, Kerry Warns Assad Bombed
1	1 Vote	6 Really Confusing Things About will.i.am (The Website)
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit Blames Uber App for Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Did You Miss It? Here Are Some of the Stratospheric Skyfish
1	1 Vote	Dear UPS, This Is the New Entourage Movie to Be Tried on Aggravated Pimping Charges
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor Song Has a Pretty Pretty Princess Makeover
1	1 Vote	The O.J. Tape: More Than Just Big Spenders in Mobile Games
1	1 Vote	Good News for the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 Revealed
1	1 Vote	Decorated Vet Who "Baked to Death" in NYC Pedestrians
1	1 Vote	Frank Talk, and Warnings, in a Single Painting

—	1 Vote	Lions Rescued From Flood
—	1 Vote	Are Polls Getting the Movie Treatment
—	1 Vote	US Calls on Feds During Arrest; Admitted Guilt Hours Earlier in Vice Interview
—	1 Vote	Here's How Much You Can Score on Sale
—	1 Vote	Trump Slams Mitt Romney Declines to Take Car Keys Away From Tsunami , Officials Say Thanks
—	1 Vote	Canada's Border Guard Tried to Sing "Fergalicious" at His Fifth-Grade Talent Show Off

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