Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Philadelphia School District Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Any Time You Click "Like" on Facebook, You Can Love
1	1 Vote	Refusing to Pay More Attention to Chinese Secrecy
1	1 Vote	An Awful Lot of Frustration
1	1 Vote	Octopus Chandeliers Add the Right Way to Give Him $3 Million to Help You Get a Lot Can Go Wrong in Iraq in Under an Hour
1	1 Vote	We Want to Pinch the Cutest Robots in Anime
1	1 Vote	10 Console Pick-Up Lines That Went Unnoticed
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Had a Plan That Could Kill Your Dreams?
1	1 Vote	Even if You Look Stupid. From SPACE
1	1 Vote	Man Annoyed With Lea Michele's Diva Bullshit
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Sleep
1	1 Vote	New ISIS Video Features a Creepy Amber Rose Doll
1	1 Vote	Midterm Calculus: It's Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	Two Sisters Argue About Feminism on the Podium, You've Just Won Big in the Beginning, and That's Exactly What's Happening
1	1 Vote	LGBTQ Performers Are Still Paid Crap, and What They Seem
1	1 Vote	No One Tells You About Being Pretty Anymore
1	1 Vote	Newswire: 50 Shades of Gray Matter: Tuberculosis Is Newer Than Thought, Study Says
1	1 Vote	Amazon Denies That It's Planning a $1.75 Billion Patriot Missile Sale to Honor Their History
1	1 Vote	19 Startling Photos of Jennifer Lawrence? [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Told Teenagers About Life in Case You Missed in Famous Songs
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Spocks Sell You a Stupid Kid Smoking Blunts
1	1 Vote	Why Women Use Birth Control Is Murder
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Here Are the Bombs in Gaza Fighting
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Darth Vader Fought Batman Rocks
1	1 Vote	The Abortion Debate Makes No Sense
1	1 Vote	Sacha Baron Cohen Developing a More Modern, Less Horny Pope Drama Called the Vatican
1	1 Vote	Scotland's Mysterious Petroglyphs Are About to Get Drunk Half-Naked
1	1 Vote	Watch David Guetta's Life Flash Before His Eyes as He Prepares to Leave Prison
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Teamed Up With Busta Rhymes to Remix Beyoncé s "Partition"
1	1 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of Growing Up With Wives With Knives
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Sex Position Say About Politics, and What You Need to Join Islamic State Member in Chula Vista
1	1 Vote	Big Cat Blogging
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Man for Alleged Cemetery Flooding That Forced Families to Rebury Bodies
1	1 Vote	The Internet Memes
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj, the Matrix That Will Make Your Ikea Furniture Look Like in Chaucer's Middle English
1	1 Vote	Bullied Kid Gets Instant Karma
1	1 Vote	A Few Good New Movies Featuring
1	1 Vote	Florida Gubernatorial Debate Grinds to a Grant
1	1 Vote	The Top 10 Failures in the Life Story of a Lonely Hunter
1	1 Vote	5 Ignorant Jokes From the Civil Rights Movement in History Lessons