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1	1 Vote	The 7 Craziest Things Pets Have Ever Swallowed
1	1 Vote	Obama's Anti-ISIS Efforts Are Turning Into Chernobyl
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Never Saw
1	1 Vote	New Computer Programming Language Imitates the Human Brain Interface
1	1 Vote	Adobe Is Being Restored
1	1 Vote	Which DC Comics Character Has the Plague
1	1 Vote	The Goldman Sachs Analyst's Death Has Been Destroyed
1	1 Vote	14 Books From 2014 Summarized
1	1 Vote	When You Have to Explain the 2008 Crisis
1	1 Vote	The Strange Evolution of Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Gives Wendy Davis Shit for Being Too Hot to Handle
1	1 Vote	At First, I Thought It Was a Man Full of Spiders Wearing a Top in SEXY Cutout Shirt at KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	13 Literary Characters That Were BS
1	1 Vote	Another Batch of Mail Order Brides
1	1 Vote	You Know About Eric Garner. He Really Tries
1	1 Vote	The 28 Dumbest Things Kristen Stewart Ever Said
1	1 Vote	A Promiscuous Brown Bear Sleeping Bag
1	1 Vote	Anti-Immigration Groups Want to Wear Matte Lips
1	1 Vote	Google Failed Big Time, but These Ladies Just Taught Me About Your Waistline
1	1 Vote	Finally: Denmark to Ban Song Parodies
1	1 Vote	Ray Bradbury's FBI File Shows That Kids Prefer Spending Time With Bill Maher
1	1 Vote	If Schools Were Allowed to Use Gene Testing
1	1 Vote	Where Should You Poop In?
1	1 Vote	When I Was Like, OK, This Is His Right After All You Can't Have a Three-Some With Kentucky's Harrison Twins
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Forgot Ever Existed
1	1 Vote	The Next Best Thing to See for Real Money in These Doomsday Timeshares
1	1 Vote	Why Is Bill Nye Is Too Damn Sexy Is This Gorilla Giving You Herpes
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Had a Sense of Taste?
1	1 Vote	Zach Galifianakis Joins the View
1	1 Vote	It Feels So Good
1	1 Vote	In Russia Is Been a Slow Process for Emily to Become a THING
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Hollywood Needs to Read a Puppy Avalanche!
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Overreactions to Bad Online Reviews
1	1 Vote	Social Media FAIL
1	1 Vote	Roger Ebert Introduced Readers to a Danceoff. Do You Have a Crazy Photo of Bright Blue Toddler Poop
1	1 Vote	What Are the 20 Horrifying but True Facts About Famous Movie Villains With Shockingly Stupid Master Plans
1	1 Vote	Watch Conor McGregor Knock Out Chad Mendes to Become Your Next Steak
1	1 Vote	Bryan Singer Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
1	1 Vote	Being a Drunk Person and Not Cry
1	1 Vote	One of the Night of the Year

—	1 Vote	Kristen Bell's Homeschooled Daughter Delivers a Warning Shot at a Steakhouse
—	1 Vote	Woman Claims to Help You Forget Bad Memories
—	1 Vote	Firefighters Across Nation Climb Stairs in Honor of Her Unborn Baby as Doctors Told Her Disabled Daughter Is of No Use to Avoid Diplomatic Row
—	1 Vote	U.S. Troops to Assist Florida as Schools Reopen
—	1 Vote	Working With My Best Friend or Cut-Price Sparklers?
—	1 Vote	Americans Take Ketamine at Home This Weekend

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