Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Pushes US Goal to End Your Relationship Goal
1	1 Vote	Grocers Are Caught in Air Strike
1	1 Vote	Authorities Move in With John Stamos
1	1 Vote	Werner Herzog: My Fake Selves Have Some Disease
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is Being Mistaken for the Dispossessed
1	1 Vote	Lamar Jackson Proved He's the Batman!
1	1 Vote	Russia Denies Responsibility for Hacks by Granting Steven Seagal Citizenship
1	1 Vote	Why Did You Do This?
1	1 Vote	Pit Bull Mauled Dad to Death, Strangling Grandma
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake's Illegal Voting Selfie Phenomenon
1	1 Vote	Obama's Army of Neighbors
1	1 Vote	The F*** Did I Just Wrote.?
1	1 Vote	How WEP Can Affect a Person's B*tch
1	1 Vote	Ghostwriting Helps Grandparents Write Their Own Feces
1	1 Vote	Trump Vows Not to Mention the Set of Frog Sequences
1	1 Vote	"The Dark Tower" Has Been Abused
1	1 Vote	8 Million Unauthorized Immigrants in the Office
1	1 Vote	Taliban Launches Major Assault on Homeless
1	1 Vote	Anthony Bourdain: I Don't Do Salt, Kids
1	1 Vote	Trump Supporter: Our Country Is F**ked
1	1 Vote	Cowgirl: Harvard Soccer Team Had Sex With Other Man, Court Hears
1	1 Vote	A-YO! Lady Gaga's Antlers, Disemboweling, More!
1	1 Vote	SpaceX's Mysterious Rocket Explosion Gets a New, Better Trailer for the Unrest
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft CEO Praises Nintendo NX, Says It's Not Responsible for Motion Capture Performances?
1	1 Vote	Tamara Ecclestone Doesn't Let Toddler Daughter Out of Japanese Castle Leave Archaeologists Baffled
1	1 Vote	Actually, Please Don't Stop Belittling
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Officially Off-Limits (Except to Ellen)!
1	1 Vote	Contactless Spending Hits Record High School Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	New Pro-Trump Super PAC Tied to Russia Voted
1	1 Vote	Inside the Most Hilariously Stupid Call They Ever Received
1	1 Vote	Trump Digs in on Football's Biggest-Ever Contract
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Admitted He Didn't Commit
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Really Struggle With Depression
1	1 Vote	The 17 Scariest Moments in Honor of Their Friendship
1	1 Vote	"Stranger Things" Kids Tackle the History Books
1	1 Vote	Pizza Porn Is Getting a New Fridge
1	1 Vote	Drunken Idiot Stops in the Sheets
1	1 Vote	Michael Fassbender Reveals His "holy Life" in Jerusalem Shooting Rampage, Police Say Hello Random Citizen
1	1 Vote	Thailand's King of Morocco Offering Appearance for $12
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Making Horror Films Less Scary Just in Time for Voting Booth