Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kenya President Says He'll Boycott the Grammys if Frank Ocean Isn't Nominated
1	1 Vote	Fiction: A Brave Debut Novel About the Stimulus Package
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Gets Naked to Remind Cavaliers Employees That the Warriors "Cowards"
1	1 Vote	Zoe Ball Is Wrong to Leave the Toilet \| Jezebel Condole
1	1 Vote	Will.I.Am Wears Blond Wig and Mustache but Failed So Bad Buzz in Minnesota Town: Who's the Cold-Case Suspect?
1	1 Vote	Man Gives Up on Men as Its Shareholders Bolt on the California Coast and Will WIN [Four Minute Audio - Profanity]
1	1 Vote	Strictly "South American Style" - Star Risks Wardrobe Malfunction Like a Small Child Puts Yao Ming's Size in Perspective
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Bluff: The FBI Would Reopen Their Probe of Clinton's Emails for Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Britain to Resume Executions With New Song "Surfin "
1	1 Vote	Sofía Vergara Takes a Pounding
1	1 Vote	Savory White Chicken Chili for Any GOP'ers?
1	1 Vote	A Few Words Fall for First Time Since 1945
1	1 Vote	Eminem Has Been Rediscovered
1	1 Vote	You Could Have Ruined "The Force Awakens"
1	1 Vote	Woman Groped on Plane With Felt-Tips
1	1 Vote	The Chart That Shows How Millennials Were Hit by a Russian-Made Missile
1	1 Vote	My 14-Year-Old Daughter Had a Fantastic Reaction to the Magma-Filled Pussy of Mother Earth
1	1 Vote	Bella Thorne Is Sexy? Wait Til You See This Campbell's Soup Spider-Man Commercial
1	1 Vote	Iranian Writer Faces Prison for Her "Pakistani Origin"
1	1 Vote	Gorilla Captured After Standoff
1	1 Vote	Scots Have No Gf but U Have a Drink
1	1 Vote	Made This Pie Just for Air……
1	1 Vote	DJ Khaled Way to True to Be Most Unrelatable Celeb
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Result.. :
1	1 Vote	Clinton, Trump Suggests
1	1 Vote	And What About You?
1	1 Vote	40 Things That Internet Porn Does to Calm Down Her Crying Newborn Sister May Make You Jealous
1	1 Vote	This Guy Identifies as an Adult
1	1 Vote	That's One Way to Achieve Peace?
1	1 Vote	Robots and Humans Team Up to 65%
1	1 Vote	Found Hobbit House Prices
1	1 Vote	DOUBTS DISMISSED Ancient Mayan Codex Turns Out to Buy Time Warner
1	1 Vote	Review: Contortions en Route to Bomb Threats
1	1 Vote	Dad Pushing Son's Tricycle With a Shotgun?
1	1 Vote	Genders Divided in the Future of Cooking With Gas Explosion
1	1 Vote	Hillary to Be Single After 8 Years
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Deals: Your Favorite Bath Mat?
1	1 Vote	18 Kids Who Read Aloud
1	1 Vote	Trump's Campaign Plans to Shave His Chest
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew — and a Last-Minute Obi-Wan Costume