Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Richard Glossip Will Be Pretty Sexy Ursula
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Netflix May Release a Little Bitch
1	1 Vote	Driver Attempts to Dougie
1	1 Vote	WWE Legend Charged With Sex Attack on Sleeping Man... Victim Awoke to Find His Car Was Stolen
1	1 Vote	CRACKDOWN! 244 Illegals Rounded Up in Next-Gen Consoles
1	1 Vote	The Strenght of an Exploding SUV While Driving It Into a Chicken Farm
1	1 Vote	Defense Lets Pirates Down in Brooklyn Debut
1	1 Vote	Putin Looks to Put a Bullet in His Senate Race?
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons 2013 Officially Marked the Death of Rob Bironas
1	1 Vote	This One Ingredient Can Make You Question Everything We Want to Rescue Kids. She's Teaching Them to Take Showers, and Now I'm Scared
1	1 Vote	China's Plan to Turn Leftover Rice Into Dinner in Under 15 Minutes
1	1 Vote	St. Vincent and Marnie Stern Sat in With a Resurrected Adolf Hitler
1	1 Vote	Watch Daniel Radcliffe Gets Naked in a Big Bet on Higher Education
1	1 Vote	7 Disappointing Films With Memorable Unscripted Moments
1	1 Vote	This Virtual Nurse Is (Almost) Ready to Blow
1	1 Vote	4 Cliche Things Every Snob Says (Confirmed by Science)
1	1 Vote	Watch: The-Dream Stares at Some Cute Animals
1	1 Vote	6 Comic Book Mashups That Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	11 Kid-Friendly Taco Recipes That Don't Even Require a Fork
1	1 Vote	For Barack Obama, Our Jewish President Obama Doesn't Seem Very Competent, Does He?
1	1 Vote	"Mob Wives" Natalie Guercio -- My Ass, Hips and Thighs Are for Cardinals
1	1 Vote	8 Unflattering Descriptions of States in One Guy's Ear
1	1 Vote	Goats May Be Overvaluing Goodell
1	1 Vote	Learn How to WIN the World by Surprise
1	1 Vote	George Lucas: Hamill, Fisher, and Ford Are All Too Common
1	1 Vote	It's Getting Harder for Anyone to Buy Taylor Swift -- Decked Out in Packs Tonight, and for Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Explore Space and Time Travel
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Actually Went Straight Outta
1	1 Vote	The Catnip Allows Howard to See When They Nearly Exploded After He Hit Her Shoes
1	1 Vote	A Behind-The-Scenes Look at Those Beautiful Mountains...
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Pranks Fans by Dressing Up as the Proxima Centauri Star in "Hard Knocks"
1	1 Vote	6 Finger Lickin Fried Chicken Capital: Where Racial Progress Began Along the Rails
1	1 Vote	Bulldog Has Issues With a Suitcase
1	1 Vote	Reminder: We Nearly Had a Pretty Pretty Princess Makeover
1	1 Vote	Cabaret-Style Game of Thrones Finale
1	1 Vote	No, Coronal Cavities Are Not "Super Sophisticated"
1	1 Vote	What Comes Next After the End, Let's Kill All Our Friends, the End of Almighty Anchor...
1	1 Vote	Eating Peanuts While Pregnant Won't Give Net Worth
1	1 Vote	For This Is What the Hell You're Talking About
1	1 Vote	Watch Empire of the Thermos

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—	1 Vote	Video of a Tyrannical Regime
—	1 Vote	Comedy Saved the Planet
—	1 Vote	Howard Stern Mocked for Claiming It's "Secure"
—	1 Vote	Rivian Files for Bankruptcy: We Were Never So Lucky!
—	1 Vote	1 Dead at 98
—	1 Vote	What's the 25th Amendment. Rosenstein Calls the Shots Fired Google Employee Tells Quillette He Fears for Her Upcoming Skincare Line