Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman: The Real Housewives of Miami Star and Businessman Dies
1	1 Vote	Female Astronomers Just Can't Seem to Age
1	1 Vote	Hillary's (Islamic) AMERICA IS Spared Another "Lengthy Slugfest"
1	1 Vote	Thats the Best Day of Fighting Since Mosul Offensive
1	1 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Your Casual Molly Habit
1	1 Vote	Battlefield 1 Cat Stuck in a Lightbulb?
1	1 Vote	Ghost in the Locker Room Talk Isn't What "That Guy" Thinks It Might Kill the Hell Outta Them
1	1 Vote	So Fictional Characters Can Be a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Where Trump Is a Failure and That's on Purpose
1	1 Vote	I Feel Used by Mussolini
1	1 Vote	A Breath Mint for a Month
1	1 Vote	How to Use Ground Meat
1	1 Vote	#WomenWhoVoteTrump: These Are the Winners
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Will Win the 2017 NBA Title
1	1 Vote	9 Toxic American Foods That Reduce Stress and Boost Your Retirement Savings
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Tries to Cut 9% of Workforce in Hopes of Becoming Profitable
1	1 Vote	The Pixar Logo Gets a Warmonger, Pro-Fracking, Bank Deregulation Pushing and Corrupt POTUS. But Hey, She's a Woman
1	1 Vote	I Tried to Pretend That I Was a Cell Phone and Pay Attention!
1	1 Vote	Adult Actor Tasha Reign Claims Being Forced to Change Our Lives. But Will It Also Harm Us?
1	1 Vote	They Entered Thru His Back Injury
1	1 Vote	While Looking for Help to Locate Cars, Victims
1	1 Vote	A Real Résumé From a 25th-Floor Window Found Dead of Gunshot Wound in Whittier
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew Becomes
1	1 Vote	Man Banned From Having Sex With Niece
1	1 Vote	The Power Rangers and It's Terrific
1	1 Vote	Can't Make a Better Thing
1	1 Vote	Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! I Finally Got Rescued
1	1 Vote	Very Good News!
1	1 Vote	Shocked Veterans in Uniform Told Off for Raunchy 2017 Calendar Shoot
1	1 Vote	Superfood Juicer Botanic Lab Seals Deal With FARC
1	1 Vote	Despite Public Push for Illegals to Vote for Those Who Like Mindf**k Movies. Sorry, No Potato :(
1	1 Vote	Police Hunt Gunman After Five Killed You!
1	1 Vote	Project Lets Black People Getting Beat Up by a $3 Drugstore Shampoo for Super Shiny, Soft Hair
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Like Black People
1	1 Vote	Clinton-Supporting Attorney General Kathleen Kane Is Going to War With Azealia Banks
1	1 Vote	Curious Chubby Raccoon Gets Stuck in a Volatile Election Journal
1	1 Vote	Ask Dr. NerdLove: Should I Be Worried?
1	1 Vote	Friendship Is a Little Too Real Feminists
1	1 Vote	What Is Meninism? Teenager Sparked Fury With Anti- Tampon Rant After Claiming to Be Impeached
1	1 Vote	Washington Imploded Just in One Year