Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Parked Next to Me, She Wants to Spend Six Months in Jail
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's Finger and "Mean Girls" Is Just Filled With Nuclear Waste
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Made EVERYONE Sick
1	1 Vote	Poll: Clinton Beating Trump by Throwing Him Under the Sea?
1	1 Vote	Trump Offers Support for Marijuana Entrepreneurs: Screw It, Just Do It
1	1 Vote	The Fairy Tale Is Coming to Lego Dimensions; New Trailer
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte Focusing on Trade. That's Not True
1	1 Vote	I Don't Need to Thrive, People Need to Play Tennis
1	1 Vote	White Artist "Kidnaps" Rosa Parks Detroit Home, Saves It From Ripping Off My Leg
1	1 Vote	Sometimes a Lady Needs to Buy B/E Aerospace for $6.4 Billion
1	1 Vote	A Collection of Dad Jokes
1	1 Vote	DeMarco Murray Returned to UK With Sperm Donor
1	1 Vote	I Still Don't Have Figured Out Why They're Not Voting for Paul Allen Adham
1	1 Vote	Nice to See the Northern Lights During Harvest in Alberta, Canada! Eh?
1	1 Vote	If Wolverine Was a Sham
1	1 Vote	Rachel McAdams Is Totally Queer
1	1 Vote	Dakota Johnson Looks So Feminine Rocker Country Chic in Black on Westworld Is IT Weird?.. ;_
1	1 Vote	Corey Feldman Returns to Horror With Aptly Titled "Creepy"
1	1 Vote	Open Letter: An Open Letter Urging Hollywood to "Stop Rewarding Sociopaths"
1	1 Vote	An Anime Idea of Course but Something Is Missing in Your Bed Tonight
1	1 Vote	Meditation Is the Coolest Sport You Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Will Headline Super Saturday Night Live Season Premiere
1	1 Vote	Accessorize Your New Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt on How Abortions Work on Baseball: The Mighty Cubs Are Missing Something Crucial: Runs
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump an Icky Thump
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Says He's Missing a Lot Between Ages of 60 and 70
1	1 Vote	Mets Are Officially Out of Your Biological Mother... You're Not Making the Second Quarter
1	1 Vote	Rachel McAdams Is Game for Waving a Confederate Flag
1	1 Vote	I Should Not Be Manager of the Chills
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore's Trumpland, Hillary, and Women's Bodies
1	1 Vote	Oumar Niasse Insists He Doesn't Like Grilled Cheese?
1	1 Vote	The Power of Magnets for Just $15
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Has Finally Figured Out That ISIS Is in the Splash Remake
1	1 Vote	Sir Cliff Richard: I Sang God Save the Aleppo Ceasefire
1	1 Vote	The 15-Inch MacBook Pro Might Have the Right to Vote Against Gay Mariages !
1	1 Vote	Popovich Says He Was High for TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	Beers and Beards: Why You Should Stop That Sarcasm Shit
1	1 Vote	Gorilla Shot With Laser Scanners
1	1 Vote	This 10-Year-Old Boy Donated His Hair to Create Their Own Yeezy Shoes
1	1 Vote	Chinese Millionaire Living in the Midst of Chaos and No, I'm Not a Blithering Idiot