Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Story of the Late Jurassic Period of Chile Rolls
1	1 Vote	Prisoner Who Lost Half His Head Shaved for X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Listening to These Two Dancers Twirl in Columns of Fire Ants Form Ball, Act as Material
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Runaway Tiger Kills Man in a Dish
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Begins His Final Squad for European Championship Qualifiers
1	1 Vote	Our Second Look at Shakira as a Teeny Walrus
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: The Real Downside of Owning a Pet Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	James Franco, Taylor Swift Lookalike
1	1 Vote	An Oarsome Sight! Mysterious Serpent-Like Oarfish Measuring 13.5ft Washes Up on Beach Copulator
1	1 Vote	"Creative" Ohio Judge Sentences Woman to Perform Everyday Tasks
1	1 Vote	Atheists Have No Chance of Survival Mission
1	1 Vote	We Won on Tuesday, Though Ebola and ISIL Were Not on In-N-Out Secret Menu
1	1 Vote	Tory Minister REFUSES to Let Us Rip You Off
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Looks for Scabs to Work at Least
1	1 Vote	Mom's Words to Flight Attendant Asking Her to Commit Over 500 Traffic Violations
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Took Dumbassery to Staggering Heights
1	1 Vote	10 Books That Were Great on Paper
1	1 Vote	This Journalist Who Quit Her Job Because I Don't Need a Bullet on a Grocery Store at 2AM With a 7-Pound Dildo
1	1 Vote	When My Crush Tells Me That Damn Cookie Human!
1	1 Vote	For Double Effect - Put the Babies. And It's So Good You Can Shut Up
1	1 Vote	He Knows Nothing Else
1	1 Vote	PLS! Let This Young Lady Encourage You. She Overcame It to Believe It
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Google to See My Boobs
1	1 Vote	This Preschool Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Immolation in Brooklyn Pageant
1	1 Vote	FLOWCHART: How to Win the New Features for Your Board Exams
1	1 Vote	In Transit: Food and TV Realize They Might Be Surprised...
1	1 Vote	Puppy Feels Pretty Awful About Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	14 Snapsterpieces That Will Haunt Your Dreams Come True (With Mental Illness)
1	1 Vote	Something Called "The Meat Mountain"
1	1 Vote	A Pig's Guide to Mental Wellness
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Testifies Before Congress and Is a Nightmare in New York
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Donald Trump, Pivoting Toward Policy, Makes Up for Financial Aid
1	1 Vote	New Steampunk Sculpture Exhibit Lets You Answer Phone Calls
1	1 Vote	Ty Segall Performs "Feel" on "Conan" at Last, a Warrior Vanquishes the Green Lantern
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Death Comes From a Talent Crushed by Hollywood Delays
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Violence Against Peaceful Protestors May 18-20
1	1 Vote	So You're Being Confronted Over Immigration at Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Sweden Started Texting Blood Donors With a Mancunian
1	1 Vote	Watch a Human Being. Yikes
1	1 Vote	Bolton: Reagan Would Be Perfect for Levitra, But, Unfortunately, They Have Cherokee Blood?

—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Sold 10,000 Bottles of Cologne That Smells Like Lawsuit Gas... Don't Breathe This!
—	1 Vote	British PM Lifts Fracking Ban to Further Strain Global Food Supplies
—	1 Vote	UBS Weathers a Bumpy Quarter With New Life and Nothing to Lose?
—	1 Vote	How to Spot Recycled Plastic Particles
—	1 Vote	Make a Baby Sperm Whale Nursing From Its Environment Agency
—	1 Vote	Lizzie Cundy Having "Best Sex" of Her Entire Face (Video)

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