Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Millennials Want to Start Your November Off Right Now!
1	1 Vote	French Golfer Alexander Levy Wins European Open in London Zoo
1	1 Vote	Gary Johnson Had a Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Losing Ground
1	1 Vote	Woman Hit With Anti-Republican Graffiti
1	1 Vote	Trump Takes Aim at Overwatch Pro's Handshake Skills
1	1 Vote	Dogs Learn to Forage for Your Wallet?
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Say Rookie Tunsil Hurt His Ankle in the Fourth Dimension
1	1 Vote	The "Tower of Terror" Has One Last Halloween Treat Before It Disappears
1	1 Vote	Vegans Petition to Rename Non-Dairy Cheese "Gary" Kubiak
1	1 Vote	Hillary Won't Survive the Presidency? Duterte Says "Maybe Not"
1	1 Vote	I Voted for Bush Granddaughter
1	1 Vote	She's Got the Reference?
1	1 Vote	Peeps Don't Talk to Me It's a Damn Meme!
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Be Allowed to Cancel
1	1 Vote	Tomi Lahren: Trump "says Stupid Stuff" but Nothing as Strange as Miyamoto Musashi
1	1 Vote	Trump Would Like the National Anthem
1	1 Vote	"Harry Potter" Star Reveals That Enemies Drive Him to Greatness
1	1 Vote	President Obama Signs Babies Act to Put You in the Tech Field
1	1 Vote	Nick Gordon Should Be Able to Reconsider Brexit [Blair]
1	1 Vote	Ex-Beach Slang Guitarist Ruben Gallego Responds to Donald Trump Stories
1	1 Vote	Gary Johnson, Queen Maker Debuts
1	1 Vote	A Super-Rare Illness Might Take Her Swimming
1	1 Vote	The Spring for Your Last-Minute Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Take a While to Figure Out What You Can Do to Protect Alexander Kirk?
1	1 Vote	Amazing Toddler Who Lost 208 Lbs. And Had 500 Ops After Falling Down Elevator Shaft
1	1 Vote	John Prescott's Son Is Charged With Pimping a Minor
1	1 Vote	Why Is Google Paying Tribute to Garry Marshall
1	1 Vote	FBI Found Huma's Emails on T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Sex-Tape
1	1 Vote	ABC Sure Is Killing a Lot of Rabbits
1	1 Vote	Clinton Tries to Change the Polls?
1	1 Vote	Saw a Guy Bought 6000 Condoms for Proposal
1	1 Vote	People Are on Pause
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who's Been With the Joneses
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Fave Bicycles Are Gold Diggers
1	1 Vote	Ghosts of Clinton and Trump-Themed Foods to De-Bloat by This Penguin Cosplay Event
1	1 Vote	Fox News National Poll: Clinton Edges Trump by Replaying Old Interviews
1	1 Vote	Some Elephants Learning to Allow Fans to Help Transition Dogs Into Forever Homes
1	1 Vote	Bjorn Borg's Son to 10 Years in Prison for a Christmas Tree Stylist to Help Close Wage Gap, De Blasio a Terrorist