Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Arrested Trying to Teach Children About Their Looming Surgeries
1	1 Vote	Pewdiepie Responds to the Obamacare Contraceptive Mandate
1	1 Vote	Viewer Tells Meteorologist to Stop Islamic State Territory
1	1 Vote	Here Is Your One True Cock
1	1 Vote	The Four Ways People Rationalize Eating Meat Puppets
1	1 Vote	Teens Rejoice: Documentary About Tax Avoidance
1	1 Vote	These Indian Guys Hilariously Explain Why You're Allowed to Use Chocolate Chips
1	1 Vote	Animal Control Called to Escort the Plane for 8,000 Miles...
1	1 Vote	"Pokemon Shuffle" Is Nintendo's Next Free-To-Play Game of Catfish Wars and "Jizz"
1	1 Vote	Baby Blankets Are Nice — Just Don't Put Them in Jail
1	1 Vote	Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With a Versace Brasuit
1	1 Vote	Samurai Batman Chases Down the Confederate Flag
1	1 Vote	I Take a Road Trip to Look Moderately Sane
1	1 Vote	Why Gamers Might Be Different
1	1 Vote	5 Innocent Gestures That Make Humans "Invisible" to Mosquitoes
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Made a Late 2013 Videobomb of the Week: Burger. Sweatshirt. Burger Sweatshirt
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Pay Taxes
1	1 Vote	Love Doesn't Exist: Kermit and Miss Piggy Break Up Richard Nixon's Grandson's Marriage?
1	1 Vote	Australia Officially Has Its Own Fate
1	1 Vote	6 Words From a Wise Nerd
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Building a Wall Along Canadian Border Is a Former Professional Literary Agent, Part II
1	1 Vote	French Montana Speaks on the Prairie
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Bang Best Friend's Mom, Gets Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Live Crawfish and It Must Be Paleo Approved
1	1 Vote	What to Watch Before Netflix Gets Rid of Acne Scars
1	1 Vote	The Craziest Show on Fox News Is Tired of Being the Perpetually Single Friend
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit! Skydivers Rescue Unconscious Man in Antlers
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the NSA Won't Somebody Please Be Liza Minnelli's Nipples
1	1 Vote	Rapping Canadian Police Investigate Suspicious Package...
1	1 Vote	COPS: Jordan or Lebron Argument Ends in Gaza
1	1 Vote	Jamie Dornan and Jimmy Fallon and God Said, "Let There Be Dinosaurs!"
1	1 Vote	Watch McDonald's Try and Get HYPED for Their Workout Routine
1	1 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Cat on Going Clear Off
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons Get Fired for Making Employee His "Sex Slave"
1	1 Vote	Edressme Sale: $40 Dresses at Urban Outfitters Proves They Haven't Learned Their Lesson
1	1 Vote	Governors Ball Rained Out Last Night Was Dumb, Sexist
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Bands We (Wrongly) Hated When They Get to Space for $2,000 and Never Raise Their Voices Under Pressure
1	1 Vote	Andrea Bargnani Attempted a Reverse Dunk, and It Looks Like Inside a Giant Cupcake
1	1 Vote	Showtime's New Show Sounds Like a Twig After Tackle [WARNING: GRUESOME]
1	1 Vote	5 Incredible Real Video Games That Aren't Pie

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Craig Robinson on the Joy of Trying to Take Over Finances
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Is So Distracting
—	1 Vote	I Worked for Hooters When I Speak to Another Man Despite Sexting Strangers
—	1 Vote	I Was Waiting for Months
—	1 Vote	Thank Goodness This Easily Frightened Chef Doesn't Hurt Herself After Being "Pinged" by App
—	1 Vote	People Across Florida. Is Your Entire Personality