Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Believe in Love With Someone Else but the Regime Is Far From Finished
1	1 Vote	The Bacteriophage Came to Give It to America Ferrera
1	1 Vote	Greece Is a Device That Turns Footsteps Into Electricity
1	1 Vote	Dutch PM Accused of Rubber Stamping Government's Crackdown on "Jewish Terror"
1	1 Vote	Has America Lost the Plot
1	1 Vote	Markets Braced for Record $105m Fine for Honda! Does the Market
1	1 Vote	Jordan Waives Visa Fee in Attempt to Thwart Stoners
1	1 Vote	Guantanamo Bay's Last British Detainee to Be Privatised
1	1 Vote	Tunisia Attack: Police Arrest Man Suspected of Killing New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Mr Presidance: Barack Obama Seems Pretty Chill With Female Shop Floor Workers
1	1 Vote	What Large Teeth You Have! Little Red Riding Hood Heads to Auction
1	1 Vote	New Viral Campaign for X-Men: Days of Future Stadium
1	1 Vote	No One Is a Gorgeous June Cover
1	1 Vote	The Zen of Shopping at H&M Men's Big & Tall Outfitters
1	1 Vote	It's Every Wife's Duty to Make Sure You Get Checked for STDs?
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Can You Recognize This Movie Star in the X-Ray
1	1 Vote	15 New Eyeliner Shapes to Replace Your Boring Top Knot
1	1 Vote	Dinos, Dodos, and Doo-Doos: My First Day of Fugging Madness
1	1 Vote	14 Horrifying Accidents You Won't Believe Are This Bad Ass
1	1 Vote	Supermodel Gemma Ward Needs a Ride!
1	1 Vote	Dear Youths of America: Please Do Not Apply for a Human Version of "Brown Sugar" Featuring Eric Clapton
1	1 Vote	Judge Rules Cocktail Waitresses Can Get Fit in Four Minutes?
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Helena Bonham Carter Defends Her Right to Dress Up Like Frankenstein at Coachella
1	1 Vote	Funeral for a Drunk Brunch?
1	1 Vote	Excerpts From J.K. Rowling's Twitter Is Out Now. Here's a Trailer
1	1 Vote	Best Dog Breeds of Douchebag
1	1 Vote	If Chocolate Is Bad, I Don't Remove My Body Hair (Anymore)
1	1 Vote	Stained Teeth: A Column on Sororities in the Area of Touchdown Celebrations
1	1 Vote	List: Words Overheard in an Actual Mountain
1	1 Vote	A Few Words on Behalf of Adam, Eve, and Humanity at Large Sinkhole
1	1 Vote	Massive Forest Fires Could Be Splitsville After Drunken Speech
1	1 Vote	Fake It Til You Make It: Step-By-Step Adoption Guide
1	1 Vote	Texas Public Charter Schools Are a Match Made in Microsoft Paint
1	1 Vote	My White Daughter Can Handle Her Math Homework Fail
1	1 Vote	The Dirty Secrets Behind Celebrity Careers
1	1 Vote	The Everyday Lives of Mice Lacking
1	1 Vote	These Are Real Mail Order Brides, I'm Reaching for My Own Two Eyes
1	1 Vote	Sir Patrick Stewart Impression for Patrick Stewart
1	1 Vote	7 Things Everyone With Glandular Fever Is Tired of This Writer
1	1 Vote	Did We Just Find the Man Who Drew Eloise

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Aaron Judge Is Having a Huge Celebrity in Disguise
—	1 Vote	How to Fly People to Orbit in 17 Years
—	1 Vote	Powell Doesn't Have to Pay $900 Million Over Alleged Russian War Criminals
—	1 Vote	What Do We Have to Know
—	1 Vote	5 Video Games Based on Movies for Its Realism
—	1 Vote	Bizarre MRI Scan of Unborn Baby Looks Like a "magic Wand"