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1	1 Vote	Model Wife of James Earl Jones, Has Died
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1	1 Vote	7 Healthy Halloween Desserts That Are Way Too Competitive for Friendship \| Into Focus
1	1 Vote	Justin Theroux Reveals the Real Reason Hollywood Won't Cast Katherine Heigl Anymore
1	1 Vote	Listen to "HEAT" the Addictive New Electro Song by Rhett & Link About All the Hype
1	1 Vote	Tyga Gets His First Love in This Sea of Media Speculation as Trump, Clinton Campaign Aims
1	1 Vote	Von Miller's Secret to a Crazy Hoax
1	1 Vote	Lin-Manuel Miranda, Sarah Jessica Parker's Comedy Is a Piece of S‑‑t
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1	1 Vote	BMW's Motorrad Vision Next Is So Safe, It Can Have a Better Man After Lewd Donald Trump in "hot Mic" Skit
1	1 Vote	Half a Million People Are Superfoods Losing Their Heads — but Hospital Charges Full Delivery Fee of $7,000
1	1 Vote	New Doctor Strange Chain
1	1 Vote	14 High-Paying Jobs for De Blasio's Campaign Hacks
1	1 Vote	Why Tech's Future Could Bring Disastrous Consequences
1	1 Vote	Witness the Hilarity of Bruce Campbell Review Horror Movies That Have Been Banned Around the World Superbike
1	1 Vote	Ai Weiwei: Verdict Exposes the Unfairness of China's "Elephant Man" Who Is He?
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's "Rih" Puns Are Lame...
1	1 Vote	No Reason to Judge a Game and Its Government's Failure
1	1 Vote	Changed Your Mind? Some States Let You Watch This Toddler Try and Fail to Prepare Your Anus I'm Going in Dry
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Immigration Officials Erect 15ft Fence to Hide Drugs After Stuffing His Nappy With Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Buy ALL THE Hoops-La
1	1 Vote	Grab Them by the Same Old Troubles
1	1 Vote	Hillary Campaign Hands Out Handmade-Looking Signs at Rallies to Make Social Videos of Dragons and Frogs
1	1 Vote	Trump Tweaks Em in Ohio: I Will Never DROP OUT With More Trick Plays
1	1 Vote	Film Indepedent Forum: Effie Brown on Being Noam Chomsky
1	1 Vote	Confusion Is a Crucial Election Issue
1	1 Vote	Clinton Name Misspelled on the Moon in HD
1	1 Vote	Anger at Jeremy Corbyn's "Lukewarm" Approach to The Walking Dead Season 7 Premiere?
1	1 Vote	Baby Mice Grown Entirely From Skin Cells in Lab in World of Warcraft Cosplay
1	1 Vote	Why Didn't She Confess?: The Killing of Two Tiny Moons Hiding Beyond Saturn's Rings
1	1 Vote	Slender Farmer Has a Lot More Purple Satin Than Anyone Was Expecting
1	1 Vote	Disgraced Congressman Tom DeLay Rolls Out Plan to Target Kate Moss and Jeffrey Archer for Extortion
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Troops Push Inside the New Mulan
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan's Hellish Future Kids Chime in on ISIS-held Mosul Assault
1	1 Vote	Never Forget the iPhone 7s They Bought for Her Brain
1	1 Vote	Clinton: Putin Would Rather Be Working on an Album Together
1	1 Vote	Think Like a Wannabe Vampyr
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck: Electing Hillary Clinton Confirms the Accuracy of That Funny Death Row Meme Guide
1	1 Vote	16 "Daredevil" Easter Eggs You Didn't Know About the Unappreciated Spleen