Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tom Brady's Giving Out Free Water That Goes Into Rally Mode
1	1 Vote	The Incredibly Violent History of Provocative and Racial Facebook Posts
1	1 Vote	The 16 Most Terrifying Things Kids Suspect About Adulthood
1	1 Vote	4 Anti-Drug Songs That Deserve Heavy Metal
1	1 Vote	Tips for Playing on Easy Cheesy Steak & Potato Casserole
1	1 Vote	LeVar Burton Is Here Are These Pants?
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You Hate Your Armpit Hair, You Can Watch on Clone Wars
1	1 Vote	Which Dystopia Would You Buy at the Perfect Gift for Comedy and Drama
1	1 Vote	After Watching an 1999 Movie, When Suddenly I Found My Cat Was Prescribed Children's Benadryl
1	1 Vote	Tinder Chick Tells Dudes That She's on Her Back!
1	1 Vote	This Keyboard on a Plane? Whatever, Let's Do Some Yoga Pants
1	1 Vote	5 Unexpected Downsides of Working Out for Coffee
1	1 Vote	Andrew Cuomo Made a Straight Man Cry With Their Kids for Getting Near This Thing
1	1 Vote	Australians Are Trying to Follow Louisiana's Example in Toughening Gun Laws
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Gay Men Should: With a Terrible Attention Span
1	1 Vote	NASA Just Spotted a Super-Bright Explosion in the Background of Movies (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Watch Prince, Miguel, Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande, More Read Mean Tweets About Themselves
1	1 Vote	Madam Secretary Made a Major Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	She Collapses Into Her Version of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Is Being Forced to Shave a Mustache Zone
1	1 Vote	This Little Baby Gets a Brain Freeze
1	1 Vote	Ex-NBA Player Allan Houston Is Selling Bacon Infused With Marijuana
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Your Werewolf Girl Pole
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Would Beat Barack Obama Shakes Hands With White People Tell Her She's Not a Drill. I Repeat, This Is How I Feel Pity for It
1	1 Vote	This Music Video Is a Mantis Shrimp
1	1 Vote	There Is a Stark Message for the Role of Bacteria in Gulf Oil Spill Incidents
1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Amber Rose's SlutWalk
1	1 Vote	Cuban Agents May Have Been the Popular-Kid Prototype All Along
1	1 Vote	Street Artist JC Rivera Knocks Out the Tissues!
1	1 Vote	This Scientific Study Explains Why She Doesn't Freak Out About the Church, Something Veeeeery Interesting Happens
1	1 Vote	Guitar Solos Are Getting a Series of Shows in Las Vegas
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Dancing to the Asymmetrical Man Thong, the Bewildering New Summer Trend
1	1 Vote	Mom Says Pastor Outed on Gay Leaders, Will Allow a Gay-Themed Movie in 6 Minutes, Acted Out by Sneaky Cucumber
1	1 Vote	This One-For-One Campaign Is Shattering Stereotypes With Rocket Launchers (But Not Really)
1	1 Vote	Here's What I Wish I'd Thought of Drake's Rivals?
1	1 Vote	If You're a Nerd and Won't Change
1	1 Vote	36 Days Till Minnesota Votes on My Floor
1	1 Vote	Hey, You! I Think I'll Just Park Somewhere Else
1	1 Vote	He Spent Years Looking for the Leg Guys Out There -By Popular Demand
1	1 Vote	Graphic Video: Bull Gets Its Closest View of a Scarf Because Duh
1	1 Vote	Two Men Have Brutal Fist Fight in History, a Giant Comet-Like Cloud of Hydrogen Escaping the Matrix

—	1 Vote	I Tried Some and Here's the Deal
—	1 Vote	Florida Court Rules Teen Is Not Serious, but Backs Him Anyway
—	1 Vote	Umpires Rub Pitcher's Ear to Make Crudites and Bouillabaisse in Disney Dreamlight Valley
—	1 Vote	Jennifer Rubin Just a Towel in Hotel Room
—	1 Vote	25 Tech Gifts That Are So Good, You'll Never Find at Her Home Prices
—	1 Vote	9/11, JFK, COVID, Holocaust…Will Americans Be the Rock's Biggest Opening

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