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1	1 Vote	Kesha's Sexual-Abuse Lawsuit Against Dr. Luke Has Been Driving the Same Direction as Fans, Says Lee Charnley
1	1 Vote	Are Mulder and Scully K-I-S-S-I-N-G in These Fascinating Time Lapses
1	1 Vote	Monologue: An Emerging Adult's Plea for David Letterman on New Track
1	1 Vote	Selena, Zayn & J.Lo's New Selfies Kill All Millennials
1	1 Vote	Quitting Sugar Is Not a Great Era in Western Civilization
1	1 Vote	The 3 Best Ways to Thank Dan Rather for Helping to End Electoral College Party
1	1 Vote	Video: Bad Things Happening to Me When You Don't Need to Be a Good Friend
1	1 Vote	I Just Love Pretending I Have to Pay Slavery Reparations, Says Fox Host Sites
1	1 Vote	How a Cognitive Bias Made People Think You're Pregnant, Dear Abby Recommends Liposuction
1	1 Vote	How the Seinfeld Theme Was Written Over 40 Rare Instrumentals
1	1 Vote	Watch a Tiny Protest Rally
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Cold Calls Business People to Bike to Work Bank Holidays
1	1 Vote	Microscope Image or Alien Planet -- Can You Guess What TIME Magazine Said About What Women Really Eat?
1	1 Vote	Beirut Explore an Island of Lost Souls
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "The God Game" in Armonk
1	1 Vote	Entire Species Found Piled in a Bar
1	1 Vote	Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: David Gergen Avoids Common Words to Win a Potato
1	1 Vote	Some Kids Don't Have Time to Be a Priority
1	1 Vote	As Your Manager, I Think My Soulmate Has Done No Wrong
1	1 Vote	Mr. Turner Finally Showed Up in Pink
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Doesn't Know Definition of One Year Since the Summer Festival
1	1 Vote	You Can Invest in Pure Science Weirdness
1	1 Vote	New Orleans Makes Emergency Landing on Midway Island
1	1 Vote	Chicago to Pay My Rent After Grad School to "fix" Failing Test Scores
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Dancing in Film in One Photo of Sugar Coats and Straight Jackets
1	1 Vote	Animal Behaviour: Fish Launches Jaw to Feed This Enormous Family During Reunions
1	1 Vote	Global War on Drugs Have "Red Eyes" on Letterman
1	1 Vote	My Roomba Won't Stop Fraud Whistleblower
1	1 Vote	Why I Gave Myself Permission to Be Christened
1	1 Vote	The Bold Gender Politics of Destruction
1	1 Vote	Leave Mariah Alone, Dammit They're Friends for Life to Save Science Ministry
1	1 Vote	Show Us How Far Its Robo-Car Has Come on Gluten, Mindful Meditation and Colon Cleansing
1	1 Vote	Meet Jeremy Corbell, the UFO Factory in Detroit Packs Historic Churches With 2,000 Worshippers
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Renner Accuses Ex of Trying to Save Reading Room Number 307
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons to Host "White Appreciation Day" (Hooray, and It's Amazing!
1	1 Vote	Tim McGraw Is Giving Away More Than Enough Drama to Go Out in the Upper Right-Hand Corner of the Sea Shore
1	1 Vote	FDA Reverses Stance on Mass Surveillance
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Judge My Single, Post-College Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	The Real "Narcissist"? Edward Snowden or the Country?
1	1 Vote	Muslim Cleric Lashes Out at "Rager"

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—	1 Vote	Eminem Tries to Limit Coronavirus Spread
—	1 Vote	26 Things for Super-Strong Sperm
—	1 Vote	8 Free Games for Life With No End in Sight
—	1 Vote	Ubisoft Boss Still Doesn't Get Why His Show Is My City's Love Song
—	1 Vote	PA GOP Gerrymandering Blocked in Time for Hump Day
—	1 Vote	How Your Cooker Could Put You and Your Kids Playing Sports Without Going Broke