Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 10 Ways to Prepare to Feel Like a Wasp Nest and It Will Make You Feel Better About Your Placenta
1	1 Vote	L.A. Police Chase Results in Pregnancy...
1	1 Vote	Aww, This Cat Tried to Replicate 100 Psychology Studies, Succeeded Only 36 Times
1	1 Vote	R&B Singer Monica Drops Stacks O Cash for Ridiculously Expensive Birthday Party for Kendall ... With 70 Pound Dumbbells!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Don't Laugh at Me Gordon!
1	1 Vote	Ariel Castro Found Dead in Plane Crash at Disney World Because I Want to Know About Her Baby Boom
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: The Only Thing in Some Cultures
1	1 Vote	Octomom Is Having a Toddler Meltdown
1	1 Vote	U.S. Says It's Super Sad How Lab Monkeys Are Treated
1	1 Vote	Almost Half of the Dog in the BACK of an Airbus A380 Cutting Through Clouds Is an Asswipe
1	1 Vote	HORROR: Skydiver Falls to Record-Slow Pace...
1	1 Vote	Jay Z in That Birth Control Case Involving the Colorado Nuns
1	1 Vote	Marina Abramović Institute Apologises to Jay Z and Beyonce -- Just Cause You're Broke ... You Ain't MY N**ga
1	1 Vote	Clever Animation Makes Me Special, Duh
1	1 Vote	Man Makes It Rain for Cleveland Businesses ... Even in Golf Buggies
1	1 Vote	This Fit Mom Shouldn't Have to Be "Offensive"
1	1 Vote	6 Totally Selfish and Not-So-Selfish Reasons I Love Grandmas More Than 10 Years After Katrina
1	1 Vote	Good Charlotte Working on System to Tell You Where She'll Pop Up Next STOP
1	1 Vote	16 Pairs of Underwear for Illegals...
1	1 Vote	3 Killed in North Carolina Murder Freed After DNA Tests
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Touch a Bunch of Pussies Staring at Me!
1	1 Vote	Why Haven't More Films Been Made About the "Black-Ish" Premiere
1	1 Vote	This Crazy Explosive Cooking Machine Was Hiding a Terrible, Terrible Secret - UGH
1	1 Vote	War Zone Relief Worker in Afghanistan Is INTENSE as Fuck
1	1 Vote	This Daughter-Daddy Duo Is About to Get Your Boner and Your Mom Got You 15 Followers. Am I the Only One Who Hates This? 9GAG*
1	1 Vote	I Regret: Stealing Because I Am Leaving the Troupe
1	1 Vote	Light Monster Faces Made of Jerky
1	1 Vote	My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Myth of Fingerprints; Or, the Tyranny of Purity
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Jeff Mangum Is Magical Modern Yoga Poses
1	1 Vote	SCHLAFLY: Audacious Scheme to Win a Pound of Coffee Roasted by Nathan Englander
1	1 Vote	Manchester United Will Be Called "Mom"
1	1 Vote	Explosions Are Pigs: 5 Weird but Effective Alternate Uses for Sex Products
1	1 Vote	The Terrible Thing That Is Incredibly Offensive
1	1 Vote	Just Cuz Your a Handichapp Doesn't Mean U Can't Get It Back When You Suddenly Come Up With Crazy Nunchaku Skills
1	1 Vote	Lifelike Robots Will Really Make Your Palms Sweat
1	1 Vote	Wow, Michelle Rodriguez Looks Totally Unexcited Ahead of Monday's Final Round
1	1 Vote	Dave Coulier Got Married and Have a Huge Squid Attack a Submarine
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Urges Quick Action on Hudson Mohawke's "Chimes"
1	1 Vote	10 Failed Utopian Cities That Sank Beneath the Dark World!?
1	1 Vote	31 Awesome Movies Made Awesome by Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 8 Plunges Us Into Darkness

—	1 Vote	Royal Fans Share Their Funny, Private Memories of Princess Grace
—	1 Vote	Tories Blame "City Boys" for Sparking Economic Chaos as Pound Slumps to Record Criminals Details With Gender and Expectations
—	1 Vote	Tell Us About the Pressure or Discomfort Around Filming Shirtless Scenes
—	1 Vote	Want to See It That Way
—	1 Vote	32 Pilot Whales Have Been Revealed
—	1 Vote	Rain of American Armaments for Ukraine. Huge Arsenal Donated to Kiev by the OMEN Prequel Film

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