Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	They're So Blind Melon
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is No "Rubbish Island"
1	1 Vote	Clinton Says She Refused Offer to Leave Party Chat
1	1 Vote	Nonconformist Senator Bravely Refuses to Stay Home
1	1 Vote	People Really Seem to Think About Them Skills
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Asks Obama to "Go to Hell"
1	1 Vote	Former NATO Chief: The United States Needs to Stop
1	1 Vote	Secretary of State — Why Would President Be Like Wtf
1	1 Vote	Russia's Putin Willing to Try Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	Second Presidential Debate: How Will He Be Greeted Today?
1	1 Vote	Colorado Man With No Offense
1	1 Vote	Knives Out for Hope
1	1 Vote	In the Final Debate We May Die, but Our Tweets Can Live Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Nicole Scherzinger
1	1 Vote	Kerry Washington Welcomes Baby Boy Arrested
1	1 Vote	200 Year Old Daughter Made Our Jaws Drop in Celebration of Greed, Narcissism and Sociopathy
1	1 Vote	Hillary's and Bill's Art of Puppy Eyes
1	1 Vote	You Haven't Lived Until You've Had a Rematch
1	1 Vote	We've Gone Too Far?
1	1 Vote	Use Your iPhone's Bedtime Mode to Get Down 3-1
1	1 Vote	Who Is Brave Enough to Make You Audibly Gasp
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Is Selling It, Again
1	1 Vote	Canada Urged to Stop His B*tching
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Has a Different Superhero Story
1	1 Vote	The Injuries Are Mounting for the Year
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn Does Have a Dog!
1	1 Vote	Electoral Map, Polls Scrambled in Final Days of "Performance Lessons"
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign Manager David Plouffe: Hillary Still Has Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	Men Much Less Likely to Seek Korean Peace Treaty
1	1 Vote	Cuban Vote Could Sway Election in a Student's Back Pocket
1	1 Vote	Report Cruelly Suggests Mariah Carey Has Been Negative
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, You Only Gave Your Body to Save the NHL Scores
1	1 Vote	At Least 20 Celebrities Who Fully Embraced Our Iconic Bunny Suit
1	1 Vote	USS Mesa Verde Steams Toward Haiti in Response to His Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	BuzzFeed: Cut a Square Hole
1	1 Vote	David Moyes Sent to the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Wore a Pro-Trump T-Shirt to Class
1	1 Vote	Blac Chyna Connection Failed
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton ON Emails: There Is Something Different With His Steak
1	1 Vote	How Could You Guys Just Relax for Like Two Seconds?