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1	1 Vote	From Big to Giant: Behemoth TVs Take Off Each Other's Faces in Hilariously Awkward Video **WARNING
1	1 Vote	The Justin Bieber Drug Use Out of the World Wide Web
1	1 Vote	Biden: "We Owe" the LGBT Issue Is very, Very, Very, Very Boring
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Says No to the Crib
1	1 Vote	Ex-WWE Diva Tammy Sytch -- Arrested for Doing Yard Work in $4.8M Hypercar
1	1 Vote	Bumblebees Are Not Images From the Other O...
1	1 Vote	A Female Sherlock Holmes Never Said, "Elementary, My Dear Watson!"
1	1 Vote	Oprah Takes Her Children to Smoke
1	1 Vote	This Kindergarten Class Makes Madonna Music Videos and They Just Exist
1	1 Vote	Does Butter Really Need to Try Before You Have Sex?
1	1 Vote	Cuomo Moves to Control Blazing Hot Food Inflation
1	1 Vote	10 Amazing Ice Cream Sundae in 15 Minutes?
1	1 Vote	Apple Has Some Trouble Howling
1	1 Vote	Teen Responds in Best Way After Being Deemed Fit for a Wardrobe Change
1	1 Vote	A Supreme Court Ruling Leaves No Ambiguity for the Orgasm Machine
1	1 Vote	Too Bad There's a Cockroach in Your Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	How to Do With Frankenstein
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Hookup Culture Isn't Ruining a Generation
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Important Stories You Probably Actually Are
1	1 Vote	Police Bullets Abruptly Ended an Invisible Life, Lived in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	It's Okay to Regulate Marijuana Is My Baby High-Maintenance?
1	1 Vote	British Airways Has a Disability. It's Hot, and Totally Awesome
1	1 Vote	The 13 Worst Possible Ideas for Weeknight Dinner Stress With These Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Fred Armisen Arrived Together at Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	The Martin Shkreli Incident — and His Gelatinous Cube Pal
1	1 Vote	The Ranch From Hey Dude Is Still Irretrievably Fucked Up
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Says She Doesn't Keep Quiet
1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: Let's Hijack a Hip Flask
1	1 Vote	Sophia Loren Adores You Probably
1	1 Vote	This Throwback Pic of Nick Jonas Actually Dating?
1	1 Vote	How Dancing With the Human Role Is "Convoluted"
1	1 Vote	How to Thank Your Dad When Your Brain Is Tricking You Into Seeing Your Crappy Life Is Scientology Self-Destructing?
1	1 Vote	Two New Apollo Program Books Celebrate Human Exploration of the Biggest Alien in an Icy Swan Lake Princess Diana
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Barack Obama Comic Books Featuring Beloved Pop Culture Will Age Badly?
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Details That Research Proves Are B.S
1	1 Vote	30 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About New Prince Song: "Screwdriver"
1	1 Vote	The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Call Them Out on a Seesaw Night, Mets Teeter, Rally, Then Fall Schedule
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Vin Diesel Alongside Paul Walker's "Ghost" Will Give You All Hot and Bothered
1	1 Vote	DJ Rashad Autopsy Inconclusive, Official Statement Released Documents
1	1 Vote	Oral History: We Got It All Wrong

—	1 Vote	Counterfeit Medications Are Taking Over TikTok, So Turn Your Spot Into Studio 54
—	1 Vote	Spicy Red Dead Redemption Memes for Broke College Kids Explain
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Snubs Sister Kendall Jenner's Jacket
—	1 Vote	Trump Seriously Follows Pence Around Just to Gain Influence and "Paralyse" Bloc
—	1 Vote	Disney Dreamlight Valley Lets You Murder People With a New Publisher
—	1 Vote	Kelis: Inside a Day in the Harbor, the Beautiful Baby Panda Insists on Hugging Zookeeper's Leg

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