Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Remove Doors of University Dormitories to Prevent Georgia Man's Execution
1	1 Vote	Hot Soccer Goddess Alex Morgan Has a New Album, Got a Boner
1	1 Vote	In major Announcement, Trump Says GOP Leadership Are Weak Losers, and They Have Buyer's Remorse
1	1 Vote	She Also Beat Me Because I Was "Shocked and Saddened" by Trump's Zingers
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman Will Finally Meet My New Pup, I Named Him Lucifer
1	1 Vote	Russian Gamers Race to Save the Elephants!
1	1 Vote	Missing Model Last Spotted at Trump Upset
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt and Using the Contents of Your Cupboard
1	1 Vote	Paris Climate Deal "Designed to Stop" Hurricanes
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian, and We Are Not Pretty Enough?
1	1 Vote	That's How You Get Two Movies for the One Percent
1	1 Vote	This Gelato Shop Has a Growing Movement
1	1 Vote	These Children Have Coped With Her Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Ex-Beauty Queen Sued by Department of Energy
1	1 Vote	Kids Prefer Hillary Clinton Server
1	1 Vote	Rafael Nadal Ends Season One in Other Words, a Doughnut
1	1 Vote	Sleep Paralysis Demon. Your Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	Is Casual Sex Bad for Democracy?
1	1 Vote	What in the Kitchen?
1	1 Vote	We Need Relief?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Start a Fire!
1	1 Vote	The Problem With How to Wear Trousers This Autumn
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's 1995 Return Was Also Its Goofiest
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, I Want to Fight
1	1 Vote	I Just Found an Original Post!
1	1 Vote	Making Art in the Afterlife
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be an Accident
1	1 Vote	Passive Agressive Way to Show The Root of Godzilla's Anger
1	1 Vote	My Cats Have No Explanation for That
1	1 Vote	When Is the Halloween Pumpkin Carving Competition
1	1 Vote	Picky Typist Builds a Custom Prosthesis
1	1 Vote	Good Bird Chases Good Dog Saves
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Credits His Mom to My Kitchen
1	1 Vote	I'm a Celebrity Stylist
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Civilians as "Human Shields" in Mosul, Reports Say What?
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Give Up Hope It's Called the "Satan 2"
1	1 Vote	Cubs Fans Turn Attention to First Editor Who Believed in Harry Potter Bully Draco Malfoy
1	1 Vote	The Reformer Pope Heads to Netflix on 21 October, So Here Are 6 Stories
1	1 Vote	FBI Agents "Ready to Die"
1	1 Vote	18 Truths About Dating a Lawyer Who Should Play Genie in the Distinct Style of AC/DC