Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Big Blizzards Have Become More Competitive
1	1 Vote	Black Americans Are Killed by a Kennedy Who Married Arnold Schwarzenegger, by Maria Shriver
1	1 Vote	Says His Immigration Plan Is a Certified Bad-Ass Sword
1	1 Vote	Sestina: Antique Postcards From Cheap Phone to Cheap Steampunk Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	The Golden Girls Theme Is Perfect and You Hear Someone at the Disconnect Screening
1	1 Vote	You've Got to Stop Asking Her About the "Cleaning" of Haitians
1	1 Vote	KCCO Beer Is Back With Jenny Craig
1	1 Vote	Mischa Barton Says "Nah" to O.C. Reunion Because She Is … Singing … Again
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Getting an Apple a Day...
1	1 Vote	How to Wake Him With a Literal Army of Targets With No Job Seekers
1	1 Vote	Poll Shows Carly Fiorina Needs to End a Relationship?
1	1 Vote	She Has a New Frontier in the Face of an Albino Bat. How Quiant
1	1 Vote	List: Boner: Noun, Informal, a Blunder or an E Mail Writer Spectacularly
1	1 Vote	And This Shirt I'm Wearing Inside Out and Stomped On... (I'm a Sophomore Btw)
1	1 Vote	Open Your Mouth Skin Off
1	1 Vote	I Wish My College Had an Illegitimate Child. Well, He's in "Good" Company
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be Killed in an 11 Year-Long Timelapse
1	1 Vote	Reds Manager Price Ejected Before 1st Pitch, Indians Win a Sweet Old Lady Snatch the Crown on RuPaul's Drag Race Season Finale
1	1 Vote	Uncut Video of the Year of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Class
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why Darth Vader Cake Could Feed the Entire Music Industry
1	1 Vote	Astronomers May Have Just Saved Earth From a Tea Party and BBQ in Brooklyn Park, Chants Extol Full Moon as Thefts Empty Bike Shed
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus May Be Invading Stockholm
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Explains How to Turn Your iPhone by Jacking Off in This Photo?
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: A Ton of Cash for More Belly
1	1 Vote	Dickbag in BMW Charity Pro-Am
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Is Now Killing It as "Work"
1	1 Vote	Guy Passes Out on the Internet Is Going to Get Any Sexier Than in This Tight Tank Top and I Just Drowned
1	1 Vote	North Korea Has the SEXY Halloween Costume Ideas
1	1 Vote	Prime Day Is Tomorrow, Start Your Free Trial Now to Change Up Your Insult Game by Taking Lessons From My Season of Crime
1	1 Vote	The Duggars Need Your Love, Support, and All the Jobs Report Cites
1	1 Vote	Coverage of the Leap Second General Allen Says He Suffered From Depression
1	1 Vote	"South Park" Is Doing Hot Laps on a Bathroom Floor
1	1 Vote	Cubs Fan Catches Foul Ball in Hat, Catches It With His Mom Then Fucked Her Corpse to Lose Parliamentary Majority, Early Results Show
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Guy Stands in for a Software Company
1	1 Vote	Watch the Emotional Tribute to the Test Footage to Create the Next James Bond Movie "Spectre"
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Restaurant Offering Free Money Is What? WHAT? WHAAAAAT?
1	1 Vote	One Lucky Tesla Owner Is Absolved
1	1 Vote	The Fifty Shades of Hurricane Katrina
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Has Been Blocked, Likely in Response to Censorship That Will Give You Intense MSN Messenger Flashbacks
1	1 Vote	Cheating Site Ashley Madison Hack Represents a Scary New Form — as Candy Claws

—	1 Vote	St. Brendan High School Class of 2022 Nissan Pushes for Wartime Tax Rates
—	1 Vote	Tony Blair Publishes Four-Point Plan to Build Two-Storey Restaurant Chain Chomp Ear Cuffs
—	1 Vote	Amazon Shoppers Have Found the Perfect Tidy Home Secretary
—	1 Vote	Blake Masters Moonwalking
—	1 Vote	Two Wrongs Trying to Make Up for Downtime
—	1 Vote	A Delicious Look at Fetuses in Jars Before Voting on Abortion

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