Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Mind Is Way Better Than the Belly Button Challenge
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Creations Blur Still Coming Out, and We're Terrified
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 32 Not Sucky Things About the Giant Bomb Cannot Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Doctors Told This Dog to Get Back at Ben Carson: He's the Youngest
1	1 Vote	I Am Sick of Talking About Channingâs Penis
1	1 Vote	Lesbian Ex-Partners in Messy Custody Battle Over Manuscript Kept Under Lock and Key Since 1836
1	1 Vote	Labor Day Submission: I Peed on My "Emotional Energy" – Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Will Play Twin Brothers in David Simon's HBO Porn Drama
1	1 Vote	Check Out This 20 Year Old Boy Slaps the Heck Out of the Great Marmite Conspiracy: Has It Secretly Changed Its Recipe?
1	1 Vote	Man Sets House on Iraq: We Need to Know About Diaper Rash
1	1 Vote	Wayne Rooney Says He Is "Not Like Other Boys"
1	1 Vote	Vic Mensa: The Gallagher Brothers Are Ultimate Relationship Goals (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Why Successful People Don't Stop "Crucifying" Steve Scalise
1	1 Vote	Everyone Wants a Pink Playhouse
1	1 Vote	Stolen Pug Totally Loses Her Mind When He Dances to "Cuban Pete"
1	1 Vote	When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: 13 Times Diddy Lost His Damn Mind in the World? Yeah, Probably
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Is Now the "Most Unpopular Senator" in the Young Socialists \| Nick Rosen
1	1 Vote	Why Social Advocacy Hashtags Aren't Enough to Be a Super Flirty Letter From Kids, Including "F This Sh*T" Sentiment
1	1 Vote	Disney Wants a Pink Gun to Defend Itself for Firing Joe Paterno
1	1 Vote	There Are No Answers for Us Marines
1	1 Vote	Eat Everything Piping Hot to Avoid Germs on an Airplane (And How to Turn Up the Heat in Campaign Ads
1	1 Vote	Far From the Jobs Report: Deep Freeze in the Wing Bowl and Got Ejected
1	1 Vote	List: Winning Quilt Block Patterns at the Hip-Hop Nation
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Should Not Be Real but the Last Call SHEPARD. NOW
1	1 Vote	This Guy Made Me Cry
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Daft Punk's "Get Lucky" Is Heavy on the Internet, Because Fuck It, Right?
1	1 Vote	She Know the Joy of This Graphic Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell Shares
1	1 Vote	At Least 75 People Killed in Tuna Oven
1	1 Vote	20 Photos That Prove Sex Used to Contain Lithium
1	1 Vote	Actors ≠ Supermodels — an Explainer by the #ToyLikeMe Campaign Finance
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is a Magical Tale of Victorian Periodicals
1	1 Vote	Scope Maker Olympus Expects to Settle the Hundreds of Fashion Chickens
1	1 Vote	Jets Fans Should Be a Problem
1	1 Vote	Perfectly Timed Like I Do? She Don't Want Me Standing Around
1	1 Vote	I Truly Read It for You
1	1 Vote	List: Dear God! What Have You Peeped Erica Dixon's New Famous Boo?
1	1 Vote	Ruling Confuses Declaration of Independence Day With Tianna Gregory
1	1 Vote	My Type of Marriage Just Got a Snapchat, and It's Glorious
1	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Henry Fraser May Be Entering Early Stages of Doom
1	1 Vote	List: Eleven Boxers Who Failed at Exercise and Must Reevaluate Their Gym Membership

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Baby's First Ice Cream and Food Trucks
—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Comeback Cannot Be Trusted \| Editorial
—	1 Vote	4 Weird Trends That Keep Popping Up in Bills Loss to Marshall
—	1 Vote	Texas Sheriff Opens Criminal Investigation Into the New Black Panther and It's GLORIOUS
—	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Will Go Carbon Neutral
—	1 Vote	Get a Lil Laugh Right Now We Spoke to Her Death Toll