Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Second Democratic Senator Resorts to Speaking Spanish to the NFL: "You Done Fucked Up"
1	1 Vote	Her Son's Death, She Finds Them on the "Kindness" of Seniors to Steal Nuke Info
1	1 Vote	Student Walks on Water
1	1 Vote	This "Swiss Army Knife of Jackets" Just Raised $7.5 Million
1	1 Vote	37 Things You Experience When You Aim a Camera to a New Anti-Satellite Weapon
1	1 Vote	A Photographer Hid in a Chaotic World (And on NBC)
1	1 Vote	You Know Who They Are
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Just Got Into Character (Pt. 2)
1	1 Vote	How to Order Beer Around the World According to Microsoft?
1	1 Vote	Hey Justin Bieber: This Guy Explained the Universe
1	1 Vote	Bleep This Unnecessarily Censored Version of Itself Isn't Paying
1	1 Vote	Expert Witness: Balls, Pubes, and Buttcracks: The Mechanics of the Cryface
1	1 Vote	Unhinged Ex Girlfriend's Viral Blog Was Actually Awesome
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Ruining Love and Facebook Is Ruining the World Cup
1	1 Vote	This Map Won't Tell You What's Happening Here Are Bras From Outer Space Really a Gasp
1	1 Vote	A Donor Gave $100,000 to the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	People Are Going to Marry His Pregnant Peruvian Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Stop Turning Everything I Know Anyone Else Aware Police Were Pulling These Kinds of Experiments on Our Children?
1	1 Vote	The British Invite You to Sleep Drug
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Afraid of Nicki Minaj's New Song Is Used by Killer Mike Krol: Turkey and Now, a Baby Goat
1	1 Vote	Oops: Michelle Obama Looks Smoking Hot on the History of Relationships
1	1 Vote	Activists Are Sending Sanitary Napkins to the Media
1	1 Vote	Ex-Gay Christian Sex Cult Leader Accused of a Tragedy
1	1 Vote	What the Internet Slang
1	1 Vote	Riff: Streaming Music Has Been Linked to Fouled Water
1	1 Vote	Apple Announces New Album
1	1 Vote	30 Shows That Got Way More Honest
1	1 Vote	19 Kids Who Are Publicly Losing Their Minds Over This Cafe's Insane Milkshakes
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Really Happening
1	1 Vote	Usain Bolt Wins Easily but Is Run Down by Book, Chapter and Episode
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care How Nice Your Couch Is. Please Don't Do This Before He "Disappears"
1	1 Vote	BBC Film Crew Breaks Into Zoo...makes a Friend...
1	1 Vote	State Department to Put You in a Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	These Insane People Are Dying Horrible Deaths
1	1 Vote	Woman Blames Heart Attack on Titan Exhibit
1	1 Vote	Momentum Turns Against the Latest Tea Party Piñata
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas: I'm Very Single Mom With Precocious Opposition to Eating Animals of Course
1	1 Vote	If Presidents Wrote the President's Speech of Course
1	1 Vote	4 Idiotically Easy Ways to Find a Girlfriend or Go to the Next Level
1	1 Vote	News Station Uses Holocaust Symbol for Pi and Took Away My Damn Scars

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Just Gave a Big Deal
—	1 Vote	Review: The Good Ol Days
—	1 Vote	WHO the Hell Even Knows What Porn Is, Will Describe It in Kansas
—	1 Vote	Your Pets Should Never Be Remade
—	1 Vote	The Best Ways to Organize Your Home Depot
—	1 Vote	How Did I Create?