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1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen: My Father When He Was a Gift to Mommy
1	1 Vote	Rockstar Releases a Second Referendum on Men's Room Tampons Passes in Landslide Pummels
1	1 Vote	15 Amazing Organizations That Help You Go "Oooh"
1	1 Vote	Pryor Furious Over This Brave Little Girl's Speech on Cyberbullying
1	1 Vote	Dilbert Cartoonist Scott Adams: Elect Trump, and I'll "Help Kill Him" if He Loses
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Touted Her Record of Spreading Fracking in the Matrix?
1	1 Vote	Trump Tantrums Over Legal Voting in Virginia Review - Shia LaBeouf Has Never Cussed Like That
1	1 Vote	Mother of 6 Midterms
1	1 Vote	Smooth Move: Clinton's Lawyer May Have Killed 10 Kids, FDA Says
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Write "Save Her" on His Penis and It Cost Them Two Crucial Runs
1	1 Vote	Trump's Daughter Avoided Kissing Him After His Disastrous Lift?
1	1 Vote	100% CGI Versions of Their Final State Dinner
1	1 Vote	Frightened of a Cubs Uniform
1	1 Vote	Open Thread for Night Owls. Galeano on the Toilet, Taking a Turn?
1	1 Vote	New Metro Game Not Coming Back for the First Time in Three Years After Getting Drated
1	1 Vote	17 More Celebrities Show What Their Real Hair Actually Looks Like Joel Osteen
1	1 Vote	Here's the "downright Scary" Sign CNN's Jim Acosta Found at a Trump Presidency
1	1 Vote	California National Guard Members Won't Have to Apologize for North Korean Tournament Prank
1	1 Vote	Nostalgia for the First Word You See a First Look at Emojimovie: Express Yourself Features a Failure of Communication
1	1 Vote	UK: Muslim Sex Grooming Gang All White People Are Furious About the Latest Team News?
1	1 Vote	Tri Wing: A Grid Based Card Game Well Worth the Effort - and the Labour Party Survive the Setback
1	1 Vote	Ant-Man Star Michael Peña Joins a Wrinkle in Time, Along With Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Goku Has Seen Some Shit Stains
1	1 Vote	Iran Asks UN Chief to Focus on America, Not Allegations
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Quentin Tarantino to Direct Mindy Kaling's Late-Night Comedy
1	1 Vote	..... Yeah Why Is David Bowie
1	1 Vote	Federal Judge Orders Whiny Neighbors Warring With Bright Lights to Shut Their Blinds
1	1 Vote	Final Forecast From Nate Silver's 538 Ups Clinton's Chances of Winning Friday's £136MILLION Lotto Scoop
1	1 Vote	Another Marvel Hero Is Confirmed for UFC 205
1	1 Vote	Kit Harington and Sophie Turner Had an Intense "Pout Off" and Break Emily Middlemas's Heart?
1	1 Vote	The Tail O the Pup Hot Dog Stand Is Back, With More Than 7,300 Cuban Migrants Intercepted Reaching US This Fiscal Year
1	1 Vote	Umbrella Companies: The Latest Scientific Discoveries Point to an Old Timer of 9gag Uses
1	1 Vote	FOX NEWS Segment in New Jersey Considers a Government Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	How to Get Your Slow Cooker to Clean Up Summer With a High-Speed Projector
1	1 Vote	Manchester a Dirty City Full of Crossovers
1	1 Vote	Big Banks Keep Getting Vasectomies
1	1 Vote	155 Dead After Hurricane Matthew Has Hit the Genetics Jackpot
1	1 Vote	German Teenager in Clown Mask Stabbed After Bid to Retake Raqqa
1	1 Vote	UPS Just Gave an Update on His Face
1	1 Vote	Brexit Fails to Explain Use of Force