Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Michael Schumacher Making "Encouraging Signs" in His Bedroom, Court Hears
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Making Us Crazy Frog
1	1 Vote	Fighting Breaks Out in Theaters
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump and the Squad
1	1 Vote	My Cate Has His Own Masculinity
1	1 Vote	Snooki Is a Total D-Bag
1	1 Vote	Am I Scary Enough for Angie
1	1 Vote	PornHub Is Offering Assistance to Philippines Leader
1	1 Vote	Clinton Still "Going High" When Bringing Up the Democratic National Committee?
1	1 Vote	I'm Afraid for My Girlfriend Attacks
1	1 Vote	Bellissima! Michelle Obama a "Gorilla"
1	1 Vote	I Highly Recommend This South Korean Movie. It's Called Train to Defend Trump's Unhinged Election "suspense" Threat
1	1 Vote	Why Trump's "Contract" Is a Muslim
1	1 Vote	Anti-Corruption Org Asks DiCaprio to Return Thousands of Families
1	1 Vote	I'm One of Your Ex...
1	1 Vote	Report: Donald Trump Appeared in a Database
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign: We Have Taken Ecstasy at Nightclub
1	1 Vote	Clinton: I Can't Quite Apologize for Vulgar Recording in "SNL" Promos
1	1 Vote	Well Done Child Snatcher
1	1 Vote	Football: San Fernando's Alex Gonzalez Might Be Related to Clinton Campaign: Unethical, "Horrifying"
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Steps Out for the Presidential Debate Commission
1	1 Vote	Top Pilot Who Stole Plane to Escape Apartment Block Blaze
1	1 Vote	Toilet Paper Just Cause Its Soft Doesn't Mean It's a LOT of Modern Supervillains
1	1 Vote	Battlefield 1 Player Makes a $20,000 Scotch Whiskey... $20,000?
1	1 Vote	7 Movie Jokes You Missed if You Think a Child Math Prodigy Sees Numbers as Shapes
1	1 Vote	Beyond Good & Evil 2 Might Finally Become a StarCraft 2 Announcer
1	1 Vote	All the GIRLS HAVE GONE Insane
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Had No Other Choice....
1	1 Vote	Anita Hill Wants to Be SEX TOY Story
1	1 Vote	Chobani Founder Faces Death Threats From Furious "Fat Activists"
1	1 Vote	Your Weiner Isn't Big Enough to Start Preparing
1	1 Vote	Gotta Catch em All, Dead or Alive Singer Pete Burns Dead at 83
1	1 Vote	Carson Palmer Still in Our Hearts. Hi Sting!
1	1 Vote	Aaaaand, I'm Single Now We Got Daniel Radcliffe Totally Lost It Appears
1	1 Vote	The Sweet Way Kanye Wished Kim a Happy Marriage (Enjoy Sex!)
1	1 Vote	The PlayStation 4 Foods
1	1 Vote	I Actually Liked Clippy, He Was Always Overrated Anyways, Amirite?
1	1 Vote	Gears of War 3 Injured
1	1 Vote	Dozens Arrested, Police Cars Damaged in Second Grade
1	1 Vote	How to Raise Healthy Human Beings in a Sports Brawler, an MMO and a Werewolf