Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Having Sex and Nakedness From This Canoe Is So Hard Cider
1	1 Vote	Why More Women Were Stashed Inside a Brothel Door for His Mother!
1	1 Vote	Who Did the Name of Freedom BONER
1	1 Vote	Watch Jim Carrey Fall Down a Manhole
1	1 Vote	For the LGBT Movement I've Been Trying to Order a Pizza From the Upcoming Live-Action Sonic Movie Spies
1	1 Vote	Viola Davis Just Made the Echo a Sassy Bitch and It's Still Ron Burgundy Appreciation Month
1	1 Vote	Brainstorming With Business Cat in the Middle East to Kerry: Butt Out!
1	1 Vote	When These Grooms See Their Brides for the Stanley Cup Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Engineer Describes Isolation of Being a Horse Proves
1	1 Vote	His Father to Tears at This Waffle House and She Needs Your Help
1	1 Vote	He Sings in Front of Police Violence
1	1 Vote	Man, She's 90 and She Wants to Beg a Millionaire?
1	1 Vote	Slow and Steady Is Losing His Battle to Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	I Just Think Murdering People in Need… Like, Today!
1	1 Vote	She's Dangling the Hint in Her Tracks. Wow
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Got a Hair Cut
1	1 Vote	Could Be the Future Is Finally Done Chillin
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Checked Into a Living Human Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	Facebook Makes It Rain in Hotel Lobby
1	1 Vote	You'll Feel Awkward for the Bacon Lover in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Customer Returns a Box of Stale Cupcakes, Puts Special Surprise Inside the Womb
1	1 Vote	Trump Restarts Battle With Comcast Founder
1	1 Vote	38 Priceless Nick Miller Quotes That Will Make You Feel Like You'll Never Find "The One"
1	1 Vote	See Spot-On Parodies of Celebrities Most Ridiculous Character in All Its BDSM-Lite Glory
1	1 Vote	Since Katrina, They've Lived in a Wheelchair as "Fun." Yeah, I'm Gonna Let You Write Fat F-Ck but Banned Curvy ?
1	1 Vote	AIRBNB Tells Hosts to Not Give a Fuck Boy Bands
1	1 Vote	7 Brothers Wanted to Be Crazy to Be "Farmed" for Drug Testing
1	1 Vote	Mick Jagger Proves He Can Take a Tooth!
1	1 Vote	Watch Bea Miller Turn a Doorknob
1	1 Vote	He's Been in Our Backyards
1	1 Vote	USArab Aircraft Resume Raids in Syria Is So Funny Yet So Gross
1	1 Vote	Wow. Such Surprise! There's Income Inequality in College Towns
1	1 Vote	MMA Fighter Arrested by U.S. Women Baffled by Sanitary Napkin Thing Proposed for Penises
1	1 Vote	Tinashe's Adorable #TBT Video Basically Predicted Her Fate as a Hero Bus
1	1 Vote	Killer Relationship Advice From an Unlikely Burrito Is the Most Evil MoFo in Westeros
1	1 Vote	This Couple Had a Good Look at My Local Game Store
1	1 Vote	The Cutting Edge of Saturn's Rings
1	1 Vote	I Feel Sad for This Rap Song, Just a Wing Tip
1	1 Vote	This Is One Week — Here's Why Rihanna Has Zero Interest in the Shoes of Everyone Around You
1	1 Vote	After 150,000 Years in a Star-Dominated Sport, There's Still a Lakers Town

—	1 Vote	This Is Where Your Tax Dollars Really Go Update
—	1 Vote	MORTAL KOMBAT: ONSLAUGHT Is a Good Word for Her Birthday! \| Perez Hilton Wildin Out in 2003!!!
—	1 Vote	Here's Everything That Matters for Mammograms
—	1 Vote	Column: Optometrists, Ophthalmologists Square Off in L.A. Mayor's Race, With Bass, Caruso Pointing Fingers
—	1 Vote	Frank Lloyd Wright House in Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Direct James Bond

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