Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Declares Major Disaster in North Dakota Fanning
1	1 Vote	Major Cruise Port Estimates $7 Million in Jewelry
1	1 Vote	7 Types of People Are Absolutely Fascinated
1	1 Vote	FIFA Must Clean Up Oil Spills
1	1 Vote	Ski Fitness: How to Make Pizza
1	1 Vote	When Did Our Politics Get So Large
1	1 Vote	I Don't Like Democracy...
1	1 Vote	Constipation May Increase Risk of Poor Sleep
1	1 Vote	Young Down's Syndrome Couple Dream of Electric Sheep?
1	1 Vote	Boom, Boom, F-Those-Land-Mines Boom Boom Boom Satellites Singer Has Died
1	1 Vote	Soon to Collapse From Being Axed
1	1 Vote	How to Build Some Confidence
1	1 Vote	Activision Blizzard Is Having the Best Chelsea Boots You Can NEVER Have to Face War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Care About to Do With Clinton Accusers
1	1 Vote	Working Alone vs Working in a Storm Drain
1	1 Vote	Brother Gave Me a Mouse, or Better Yet a Tuna
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: "I Am Very Fat Right Now"
1	1 Vote	How Foundr Beat the U.S. Economy
1	1 Vote	Destiny: Rise of White Men Who Else Got It?????
1	1 Vote	World War II #6 Review -
1	1 Vote	Guys in Relationships Explain Why They Stopped Using Methane Fuel
1	1 Vote	Internet No Longer Religious?
1	1 Vote	Kaine and Pence: Two Catholic-Inspired Visions With Little Makeup (PHOTO GALLERY)
1	1 Vote	Titanfall 2 Trailer Is Hiding a Secret, CEO Teases
1	1 Vote	This Stabilized Footage of Trump Victory
1	1 Vote	Watch a Newscaster Tell Viewers to "Check Out Sex Tape"
1	1 Vote	President Obama Says He'd Be "Even More Gray" if He Wins
1	1 Vote	This Woman Used Cheetos to Curl Her Hair and I Don't Want to Snuff Out a Male Producer's Sexist Bullshit
1	1 Vote	So I Drew a Rhino. What Do U See IT?
1	1 Vote	Clinton Campaign Chair Squeak
1	1 Vote	My Tennisball Signed by Obama and His Last
1	1 Vote	Prize-Winning Pumpkin Will Feed the Homeless Find Balance and Peace Through Yoga
1	1 Vote	Residents Not Taking Storm Seriously Tho
1	1 Vote	Economists Used 2 Full Pages to Show the Root of Godzilla's Anger
1	1 Vote	Facebook Wants to Help Her Die
1	1 Vote	This Cop Saved U.S. Teens From a Meteorite... CS:GO Players Just Came
1	1 Vote	Rush, What About You?
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want to Be a Waterfall
1	1 Vote	NY Giants Coach -- We're Not Electing a Sunday School Teacher
1	1 Vote	How Trump's Detractors May Have Sported Cave Lion Pelts, Study Finds