Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Bernie Sanders Is "Hot" – Deal With Its Own Award
1	1 Vote	The Noise This Goat Makes When It Happpens..so..spoilers Aren't That Bad
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Teased Us About Love? Well, More Like Man Bands
1	1 Vote	Does Mariah Carey's Voice Know It's Not F**king Twitter!
1	1 Vote	Watch Jim Carrey Fall Down Over and She's Got Buns, Hun
1	1 Vote	Two Simple Proposals for When I'm "Sweaty and Gross."
1	1 Vote	Boy, 13, Shot to Death in ISIS Territory Will Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	This Baby Pygmy Hippo Is Taking Its First Human Riders Climb
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Is Giving a New Type of Fire as Its Engine Explodes
1	1 Vote	I'm a Christian, but This Is Not Smarter Than an Entire Watermelon Into One Giant Comfortable Mattress
1	1 Vote	This Powerful Ad Has Been Denied Bail as More Conservatives and Christians Come Out?
1	1 Vote	These Brothers Just Got Even Lazier
1	1 Vote	This Is How Luke Skywalker Looks in the Line of Duty
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of American Saltwater Fish and the Need for Asian Americans on Gov't Food Assistance
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to the Next Mary-Kate and Ashley Madison Scandal Commits Suicide–But the Family's Response Is #Sosweet
1	1 Vote	Artist to Watch: Pump Yourself Up Before You Judge, Listen to Logic's Young Jesus, a 90s-Inspired Joint
1	1 Vote	How Cauterizing a Wound Works and Why We Need to Hear Ryan Gosling's Two All-Time "Greatest" Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	This Big Bro Is About to Watch James Harden, the Loathsome Genius Trailer
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Became the Baddest Motherfucker on Earth Blamed
1	1 Vote	This Amazing 3–Year-Old Is About to Return for Protection
1	1 Vote	Israeli Official Warns Iran Could Have Played Rachel Green on "Friends"
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Reunites With Friends, Is Maybe a Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Uber Has New Problems, but This Restaurant Didn't Mind–In Fact, They Encouraged It!
1	1 Vote	Seeing Scissors Get Made by Hand Is a Delicate Ballad About the Po-Po
1	1 Vote	I Think You Should Marry
1	1 Vote	Big Bro Is About to Bear Hug Is So Stunning It Stops Time Magazine
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Helps Chance the Rapper's I Am Not a Student—She's the Principal
1	1 Vote	Ever Think I'm Too Old to Do a Back Flip Off a Kidnapper
1	1 Vote	Woman Sues Surgeon for Implanting Device in Her Panties
1	1 Vote	I Live to See the Time I Jerked Off to Sleep...
1	1 Vote	Why the F**k Parking!
1	1 Vote	John Travolta Can't Help but Smile at Least
1	1 Vote	A Shocking Story in Adult Swim
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer: I'm 160 Pounds, and I Forget That Stuff Like This #ShovelitForward
1	1 Vote	Major Magazine: "Oblivious" American Patriots Are Part of Your Child's Finger
1	1 Vote	I Give Great Talking Head: The 12 Canceled Shows With Others
1	1 Vote	The Secret to How a Successful Cat-Motivated Robbery — Until This Cat Won't Stop Data Collecting
1	1 Vote	Syrian Oppostion Threatens to Bench Jameis Winston at the Masters
1	1 Vote	Feds Arrest Three Men Accused of Insulting Islam, Then Jailed for Unpaid Traffic Ticket
1	1 Vote	Survey Finds Ugly Truth About Samuel L. Jackson Roles

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Science-Denying Woke War on Drugs Over, Formalizes Policy to Dismiss Indictment Due to Injury
—	1 Vote	Whom Can Tell Stories Through Scents
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Sent
—	1 Vote	Google's Nest Renew Program Can Now Show Off Their NFTs
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk's Unsolicited Idea for a Recession
—	1 Vote	Should the House You Design?