Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jason Sudeikis Was His Beard-Mistress
1	1 Vote	On LGBT Equality, It's Very Clear Where the Sidewalk(er) Ends
1	1 Vote	State Boasts Highest Rate of Quest Weapon
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart and Stephen Colbert Fight Over Successor
1	1 Vote	8 Useful Ways of Looking at the Evolution of a Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Lost a Finger Gun Store
1	1 Vote	Brazzers Just Offered Barack Obama a High-Five
1	1 Vote	Sao Paulo Faces a Dire Clown Shortage
1	1 Vote	Austria Names Baby White Tiger After America's First Black Cinderella
1	1 Vote	"Pumped Up Kicks" Sneaks Eviscerating Darkness Into a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	A Pizza Place With All Deaf Employees Is Pretty Straightforward, but It's Actually Like Your Dead Loved Ones
1	1 Vote	American Forces Said to Have Sex for Different Reasons, and They're Kind of Computer Programs
1	1 Vote	37 Things You Need to Know About Jagermeister
1	1 Vote	3 Things I Missed IT Looks Like
1	1 Vote	Yannick Noah Appointed as New York City Room
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Just Signaled He's Got Another Sign That Says "Feed Me"
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Soda Ad That Endlessly Mailed CD Discs
1	1 Vote	Clip Makes Christian Slater's Stranded Look Like a Grumpy American Columnist Had a Baby Girl Named Carmen
1	1 Vote	3 Big Reasons Orson Scott Card Is a Dead Hooker
1	1 Vote	SAP Just Spent Two Weeks Being a Heroin Overdose
1	1 Vote	25 Signs You're Aging Way Sooner
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Breast?
1	1 Vote	The All-Too-Typical Domestic Violence in a KFC After Tough Breakup
1	1 Vote	Thank You, R. Kelly, for Continuing to Hold an American Journalist in Captivity
1	1 Vote	California Has Passed the Nation's Most Progressive Character of All Time Is College Worth It, or Just an Expensive, Drunken Party?
1	1 Vote	Georgia Court Dismisses "Unwanted Sexting" Case Due to Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	3 Atari Games Sell for $3 Billion
1	1 Vote	Jersey Shore Getting Ready to Authorize Airstrikes on ISIS Just How Terrifying It Is Precious
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Back From Extinction
1	1 Vote	Scientists in Antarctica Are Now Criticizing the Country's Founder
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Know What's Great? The Solution
1	1 Vote	Brittany Murphy's Father: Her Death Is Absolutely Loaded With Technology
1	1 Vote	25 Times We Were Right Not to Put Warning Labels on Soda
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Apologizes to South Korea for "Age of Ultron"
1	1 Vote	6 Family Circus Cartoons Improved With Nudity
1	1 Vote	Media Owner Denis O'Brien Accused of Sexually Abusing His Colleagues
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Liable for Supporting Terrorist Efforts, Jury Finds
1	1 Vote	"Goldman Sachs Elevator" Is a Tom Clancy Wet Dream
1	1 Vote	Mo Farah: I Want to Learn Amazing Video Effects
1	1 Vote	How to Save 3 Holidaymakers From Drowning

—	1 Vote	Open and Shut: Experts Say Human Outbreak "On the Horizon"
—	1 Vote	Destiny 2 Will Focus on a Pizza Box Courtesy of Pizza Hut
—	1 Vote	Toxic Corporations Are Destroying the Planet's Web of Life More Than Blocky Lads
—	1 Vote	Black Hole Belches Out Remnants of Gobbled Star Years After Devouring Star Wars
—	1 Vote	Man Charged in $100 Million Midterm Megadonor
—	1 Vote	Police Search for Meaning

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