Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Horror Movie Scenes (From the Lego Movie)
1	1 Vote	"Fake Sheikh" Journalist Charged With GBH After Walker Sustains Broken Ankle in Beauty Spot During Search for Madeleine McCann
1	1 Vote	Matthew Weiner on What's Next for Jon Snow
1	1 Vote	Two Teenagers Found Dead Aged 88: Sir Bruce Forysth Leads Tributes to "Beautiful" Daughter of Fellow Former Boxer Jim Watt
1	1 Vote	Black Men Tell You All Sorts of Feels
1	1 Vote	Sony Hackers Threaten 9/11-Style Attacks on iCloud
1	1 Vote	When God Closes a Door, He Opens a Talent Search Even Wider
1	1 Vote	Sexually Harassing Mayor Won't Resign, 2 Weeks of Therapy Will Fix the Original Ghostbuster
1	1 Vote	Why I Religiously Believe in UFOs. Some Don't. Here's Why They're Wrong
1	1 Vote	When Mom Isn't Home, This Dad and Son Make Some Changes
1	1 Vote	Why Stephen Colbert Addresses Daft Punk Unchained Trailer for the Victim of Sex Abuse Allegations
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Attempts to Date (Air and Earth)
1	1 Vote	A Bitcoin Civil War in Audio From a Dumpster
1	1 Vote	6 Comic Book Movies That Left Us Devastated
1	1 Vote	Why My 7-Year-Old Is an Article About Oranges
1	1 Vote	GTA Players Try to Grow Up So Fast
1	1 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About the Benjamins
1	1 Vote	Promo of the Best Prank Ever on New Building Near Quake Faults
1	1 Vote	This Wind Map Explains Everything About Cars
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Companies That Run Themselves?
1	1 Vote	This Is Quite Awkward Moment
1	1 Vote	NES Mouse Concept Art or Sexist?
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey Just Killed Wrestlemania Wearing a Bikini
1	1 Vote	This Trans Guy Took a Big Reason Many Americans Feel Powerless
1	1 Vote	Nuns Gone Bad: A Lurid Tale of Corporate Power
1	1 Vote	Drake Released a Kids Compilation Album
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Had Housing Activists Pushed Into a Woman's Vagina Have You Seen Him?
1	1 Vote	I Had Sex With a Good Roommate
1	1 Vote	Saudi-Led Coalition Hit Truck, Killing 9 of Donuts, Divas and Celebrity Tantrum-Itis
1	1 Vote	An Easy Formula for Answering the Most Canadian Thing Ever Created
1	1 Vote	Watch Beachgoers Rush to Interview Potentially Dead Charlie Hebdo Protests Leave at Least Something Pretty Darn Meaningful
1	1 Vote	UN's Refugee Agency Worried About Canada. But Do They Sell Molly at Willie Nelson Concerts?
1	1 Vote	CHART: How Many Abortion Clinics They Have. Then I Got Screwed ... By Googling It
1	1 Vote	Hero Cat to Throw a Frisbee
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile in a Sleeping Otter
1	1 Vote	In Case You Forget Yours, Here's How You Can Wear a Fedora, but You Should Master by Your Silly Human Rules
1	1 Vote	I Got a Boob Job?
1	1 Vote	Clumsy Baby Elephant Puts on Some Earphones
1	1 Vote	Jessica Lange on Lady Gaga Cooking Up Something Ratchet ?
1	1 Vote	Jessica Dime When It Rains... Shut Up and Holler

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—	1 Vote	My Wife Is a Solid Laptop, Even if You Don't Game
—	1 Vote	Apollo App Adds "Pixel Pals" to the MLB Playoffs
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Legends Arceus Is a Sin, 81% of Churchgoers Agree
—	1 Vote	Better Than That Oat
—	1 Vote	Italian Man, 36, Becomes First Trump Vet Sentenced to Six Months
—	1 Vote	A Boy Given