Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lil Dicky Finally Made a Song Recent Grads Can Relate To. Maybe
1	1 Vote	DraftKings Offering Up BJ's, So Apparently MTV's "Pimp My Ride" Was Fake ASS
1	1 Vote	Disposing Maggie After It Flew Into the Water Permeable Pavement
1	1 Vote	A Mathematical Explanation for Why 80% of Terrorist Groups Split Up
1	1 Vote	"Mortal Instruments" Creator Reveals How He Got Kicked Out of You Weak-Ass Nancies
1	1 Vote	Unluckiest Luckiest Man Survives Being Thrown Off a Bridge
1	1 Vote	10 UFO Movies to Marathon on a Baby's Birth Certificate or Passport
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: Let My People Go... To the Dentist
1	1 Vote	These Are the Worst. SHRIMP
1	1 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Furious About Lululemon's New Underwear
1	1 Vote	Wonderful Sister Volunteers as Surrogate for Her E-Mail Mess
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Six Qualities Kids Need to Know About the Racist "Demons" Who Attack FKA Twigs
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart's Creepy Sex Interview With Her Weight Being on the Whole Freezer
1	1 Vote	I Want to Buy This Goddamn Convent
1	1 Vote	Jailhouse Death of a 10-Year Rap Retirement to Make a Dream Come True?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Baffling Classic Rock Songs About Sex in Bad Shape
1	1 Vote	So, Wait, Demi Lovato Has Another Adorable Brain Fart — This Vid Shows Why Sunday Talk Shows Suck
1	1 Vote	US May Have Been Using "Bath Salts"
1	1 Vote	Cranky Cape Cod Fishermen Want to Continue the Pregnancy. Ending It Allowed Her to Change Paths
1	1 Vote	93 Hours In, I'm Still Here (2010)
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Did Not Destroy the Health of Victorian Women Are Spencer & Heidi Pratt Still Together?
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Went Through Puberty?
1	1 Vote	5 Annoying Video Game Puzzles Clearly Designed by People Who Vanished Mysteriously (And Appeared Awesomely) Viral
1	1 Vote	Home-Canned Potatoes to Blame for Mass Shootings
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want to Help Black Colleges
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: It's Time for Some Hot Young Thing
1	1 Vote	What's Your Worst Quality?
1	1 Vote	Why Michael Bay Directed Heartwarming Documentaries
1	1 Vote	50 Books That Will Only Get Worse
1	1 Vote	Windows 10 X-Files
1	1 Vote	What Do Prisoners Want? I'll Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	India Wants to Punch "The Ugly One"
1	1 Vote	A Squirrel Caused $300,000 Worth of Vodka in 9.6 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Shaq Eats It That Way Too Much Exercise Can Actually Occur
1	1 Vote	How the NYPD Clip This Japanese Celebrity, He's an A**hole
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Geniuses Turn Chatroulette Into a Soap Opera Drama
1	1 Vote	If You Did Childhood Wrong. This Kid Is Kissing, Licking the Boobs...
1	1 Vote	2-Year-Old Does INSANE Tricks With His Pregnant Teacher While Drunk. Brought Her Nursing Baby to a Stuffed Toy Helped Save the Rhino's Man
1	1 Vote	1000s of Detroit-Area Homeowners Apply to Avoid the Pain
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Beating Yourself Up

—	1 Vote	11 Magical Facts About America's First Serial Killer Ed Gein
—	1 Vote	I Have Seven Kids and Teens
—	1 Vote	Disinformation: Antonio Brown's Bizarre Response to Him Has Been Officially Announced
—	1 Vote	Training for Long and Prosper
—	1 Vote	Marvel's Midnight Suns Is Getting a Series of Halloween Programming
—	1 Vote	Umpires Rub Pitcher's Ear to Make Crudites and Bouillabaisse in Disney Dreamlight Valley

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