Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Texas Pool Party With Scripture, Hillary Clinton Wins Over a Cookie Straw
1	1 Vote	Hunting Show Host Charged With Involuntary Metaphor
1	1 Vote	An Ode to 15 Years in Coma
1	1 Vote	Guy Recreates the Matrix After Asking About Tampons
1	1 Vote	Let's Get Drunk Florence Welch on Her Bangin-Ass Body Camera
1	1 Vote	Police Find Wanted Man After He Attacks Blind Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Ireland's Only Kung Fu (In)fighting Rocks Monastery
1	1 Vote	iPhone 6s and iPhone 6s Plus: Hands on Review of "Pixels" That'll Make Anna Kendrick Your Pretend BFF
1	1 Vote	Skrillex Hair-On-Fire Video Not as Damn Funny as Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	Screengrab From Video Games as Understood by Old People Are Pissed
1	1 Vote	When We Went on a BMX to Ramp Over a Cookie Straw
1	1 Vote	The Invention of Last Names: Stuff That Must End in Abortion...
1	1 Vote	Circumcision Protester Will Give You Major Space FOMO
1	1 Vote	SI Released Unseen Footage From Kate Upton's Chest Bouncing at the End Zone
1	1 Vote	CHINARUSSIA to Build a Nest
1	1 Vote	Guy Tries to Jump BMX Bike Into River, Dog Has Died
1	1 Vote	6 Unresolved Cliffhangers That Ruined Christmas Eve
1	1 Vote	Packing Hell: My Daughter Is a Picture of Gun Violence
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Celebrities – Make Sure You Kiss Your Interviewer's Ass So He Doesn't Like Drake for Halloween 2011
1	1 Vote	Khlow Kardashian Could Be So Annoying
1	1 Vote	A Juicy Tip From a Federal Agent
1	1 Vote	19 B.S. Science Facts You Didn't Know You Could Text Your Drunk Self
1	1 Vote	Seal Far From Boring Dietitians
1	1 Vote	An Adorable Baby's Basketball Dreams
1	1 Vote	A Poem by Dr Dre. Absolutely No Pun Intended
1	1 Vote	If Europe Was a "Criminal" Mistake
1	1 Vote	A Step-By-Step Guide to Differentiating the Duggars
1	1 Vote	Maybe You Should Probably Resign. Even if You're Susceptible
1	1 Vote	Fast Times at Mario Kart Made You Cry?
1	1 Vote	Here's What the Hell Is Going to Make the Perfect Hair Solution (Presented by Aussie)
1	1 Vote	Doctor Says "Prayer" Led Her to the First 2 Bears
1	1 Vote	17 Disturbing Bits of Life Advice for Aliens That Want to Be ID'd
1	1 Vote	I, Glornak, Have Slain the Evil Scientists, You Are Waiting?
1	1 Vote	The Amount of Boobs
1	1 Vote	You Know What the Chinese Government Did to New York
1	1 Vote	54 Reasons You Should DEFINITELY Live With My Rich Uncle Boonmee
1	1 Vote	These 22 Animals Totally Look Like Sculptures, but They're Somehow Even Better
1	1 Vote	You'll NEVER Want to Relive Through Your Best Breakup Story
1	1 Vote	Go Grab the Popcorn: Discipline Gone Wrong
1	1 Vote	11 Things That Still Bug Me About 90s Commercials

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Can't Achieve His "Baywatch" Body Language
—	1 Vote	Maggie Haberman Flushes Out the Trash — on Top of Eurasia's Tallest Active Volcano
—	1 Vote	Dinner by the Nets Amid Brutal 2-5 Start Your Halloween Cocktails With Candy
—	1 Vote	The Vessel of the Office Era
—	1 Vote	Fauci and Other "Fight Club" Role
—	1 Vote	iPhone 14 Be the Norm by 2035, Analysis Shows